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    Default Everyone goes home happy?

    Something I'm curious about from a dancer's perspective is, how many dances make for a "good" experience with a patron? (Also, what does PL stand for?)

    Obviously a girl can hope the guy will spend $500, $1,000, and up on them. That's OK, a guy can hope the dancer will come back to his room for the night. Most of the time, I'm betting neither of those happen.

    For regular people, then. Me, not being independently wealthy, when I get the itch to go to a club I usually have the mindset of buying 5-10 dances while I'm there (I'll talk dances rather than dollars since I assume different areas have different prices etc.), plus whatever in tips and drinks. I usually plan on keeping to one girl per visit, unless the chemistry really isn't there after a dance or two.

    At what point does someone qualify as a "good" customer? I don't mean regular or sugar daddy, and talking strictly money, not whether the guy is an asshole or drooling slob.

    If it makes a difference, I tend to pick smaller, quieter clubs as opposed to the louder, busier ones.

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    Default Re: Everyone goes home happy?

    If I got 5-10 dances from one customer, he bought be a drink, he was nice and polite and followed the rules of the club and my boundaries AND he didn't require more than 15+ minutes of hustling....I would say that's a good customer. Not great, no VIP, no big tip, but a solid $100 to $200 from one guy with minimal hustling and irritation; then I'm a happy dancer and will do what I legally can to ensure he's a happy happy customer.

    PL = Pathetic Loser.



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    I think that is the ideal way to have fun in the club. Find one girl who you click with and have a fun time together for an hour or so. IMO, those are more fun for me than 'wanna dance' 1 or two songs all over the place.

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    Your approach sounds like my ideal customer during my heyday. Fuck the drama with regulars. Find 3-4 guys with your mindset who arent interested in getting their jollies off my discomfort. Nice $600-1,000 night at the office. Everyone goes home happy.

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    Default Re: Everyone goes home happy?

    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    AND he didn't require more than 15+ minutes of hustling....
    ^^^This is the biggest determining factor here.
    A good customer is basically one that doesn't take up so much of your time outside of dances that he isn't even worth seeing.

    30 minutes of dancing, plus NO MORE than 15 minutes of talking is alright.
    30 minutes of dancing, plus 30 minutes of talking is probably a waste of time... and I'd likely make more money hustling other customers unless the club is EMPTY.
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    Default Re: Everyone goes home happy?

    $100-$200 (which is 4-8 dances in my club) or a half hour or hour long VIP makes me pretty happy

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    Default Re: Everyone goes home happy?

    Thanks for the answers so far ladies, I appreciate your input!

    I admit, I don't mind sitting and BSing with a girl for a while if it's otherwise dead and she's in the mood. (I buy the drinks of course, and I make it clear there will be dances, and only do so if the club is dead and there is literally no other customer she could be hustling at the time.)

    Alternately, VLTs (video lotteries) seem to be some kind of stripper crack here in Montreal, and I don't mind letting the girl play "for" me and if it pays out anything worthwhile, she'll see a good part of it one way or another.

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    Default Re: Everyone goes home happy?

    $100-200 OR an 30-hour vip

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    Default Re: Everyone goes home happy?

    Quote Originally Posted by arielbriel View Post
    $100-200 OR an 30-hour vip
    Sweetness, I'm fine with the $200 but I'm pretty sure I'd pass out before the end of a 30 hour VIP.

    Besides, the club closes eventually, right? Assuming not Vegas?

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