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    Very old guy came in last weekend high off his rocker. He came up to the stage in total admiration of my boobs. I mean, in TOTAL ADMIRATION. As I was dancing for him, he told me my tits were god-like and had something of the talent to motivate a society of people. Can someone also tell me what banana-shaped breasts are? Versus tear-shaped that stretch out like pancakes when a woman lays down? According to him this is ideal.

    We must have done like 5-6 songs and he kept tipping me random 5's and 10's when I got on stage. I could not dance for him because he would not stop talking...About boobs...My boobs. He wanted me to do this peek-a-boo thing with my mini jacket. ....Yeah..... Not a perv just ... really high. As he left he waved at me goodbye while I was on stage. A completely stoned, little 75 yr old man... !!!!

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    Default Re: Customer Comments That Make You LOOOOL

    Had a customer come in from Brazil once. Old, grey haired guy, completely wasted. Wouldn't go for dances, just was randomly tipping the girls $20s for no reason. He kept gesturing to his dick and saying "Impatado!"; I took that to mean impotent.

    He hauled a massive stack of $20's out of his pocket and was just sticking them everywhere (bra and pantie straps, behind girls ears etc). It was awesome because I made an easy 300 off the guy by just sitting with him and listening to him saying over and over "Impatado! Impatado! Impatado!".

    He was funny.



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    Default Re: Customer Comments That Make You LOOOOL

    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    had a customer come in from brazil once. Old, grey haired guy, completely wasted. Wouldn't go for dances, just was randomly tipping the girls $20s for no reason. He kept gesturing to his dick and saying "impatado!"; i took that to mean impotent.

    He hauled a massive stack of $20's out of his pocket and was just sticking them everywhere (bra and pantie straps, behind girls ears etc). It was awesome because i made an easy 300 off the guy by just sitting with him and listening to him saying over and over "impatado! Impatado! Impatado!".

    He was funny.

    bahahahahahahaha

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    Default Re: Customer Comments That Make You LOOOOL

    Him: What's your nationality?
    Me: Guess!
    Him: Are you half-black? Quarter-black?
    Me: No.
    Him: OH! Uhhhh...sorry. Sorry about that. I didn't mean to--sorry.
    Me: Lulz.


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    I laughed out loud at this thread; totally diggin' it.

    My personal favorites are usually about my ethnicity - yesterday alone three guys were like "You're from India? Shouldn't you be covering your head?" I'm sorry, when did India and the Arab world (not that even all Arab women cover their heads! Bikinis in Dubai or Syria, anyone?) become one and the same? Oh, I forgot how geographically ign'ant people can be...

    I also had a guy who was scatting (like, as if he were a jazz musician...) throughout the dances, and drumming his hands on the seat to some very intense rhythm, boppin' his head along. Also high, also 75.
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    @MSNYC Yeah, what is it with these high old men?

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    "You have such beautiful eyes, I just want to lick you eyeballs they are so pretty. Wait, I don't mean that in a creepy way!"

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