Very old guy came in last weekend high off his rocker. He came up to the stage in total admiration of my boobs. I mean, in TOTAL ADMIRATION. As I was dancing for him, he told me my tits were god-like and had something of the talent to motivate a society of people. Can someone also tell me what banana-shaped breasts are? Versus tear-shaped that stretch out like pancakes when a woman lays down? According to him this is ideal.
We must have done like 5-6 songs and he kept tipping me random 5's and 10's when I got on stage. I could not dance for him because he would not stop talking...About boobs...My boobs. He wanted me to do this peek-a-boo thing with my mini jacket. ....Yeah..... Not a perv just ... really high. As he left he waved at me goodbye while I was on stage. A completely stoned, little 75 yr old man...!!!!



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