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    Default door dogs suck

    Yo. There's like this club down the block and its got some real hawt chicks but everytime I try to get one these big dudes throw me out. It's not fair man I just want a hawt chick an I keep getting cock blocked

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    Default Re: door dogs suck



    But only an 8 from the French judge.

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    What the.....

    Ok I'm going to bed

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    ^ hahahaha




    but seriously..what? lulz

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    Well, many clubs have rules against sock puppets touching the dancers...
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    Yeah dawg. No one likes it when you get handsy with the girls yo.
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    Yo. Sup.

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    They be playa hatin ur mad game skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KS_Stevia View Post
    They be playa hatin ur mad game skills.

    That's whut I thought too. There was like this one hawt chick standing next to a pole and I wuz all like yeah I'm gonna get some. So just as I started grinding these big faggots grabbed me and threw me out and I wuz all like what the fuck fags why you always got to be cock blockin and they wuz all like we told you before fuckhead this is a firestation and I wuz all like lulz

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    Yo dat's madness dogg. I don' know why those pimpz is gettin' in yo grill from getting those beotches. Those beotches prob'ly all wants you, but those hater's is stopping ya. Go back an' show dem who's boss! Jus' like Orenthawl James! Yo don' put up wif any bitchazz dick keeping you from yo' beotch! , wOrd!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Well, many clubs have rules against sock puppets touching the dancers...
    Omg, I laughed so hard when I read that!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spooky g View Post
    I wuz all like what the fuck fags why you always got to be cock blockin and they wuz all like we told you before fuckhead this is a firestation and I wuz all like lulz
    Sadly I laughed even harder at that!

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    Default Re: door dogs suck

    the funny thing is that at most clubs, they wouldn't kick you out for acting like an ass. they'd just make the dancers and normal customers suffer through your obnoxiousness because they'd be afraid of a lawsuit.

    so if you're just a troll, you probably haven't ever been in a club, and don't even know how to troll in a believable manner.
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    Pretty sure it's an established member with a joke account set up.

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    Dude I've litterally been chocked out by two massive fat-ass, meathead, morons that were hatin all the way to the bank. Best thing to do is NEVER go back to that club and NEVER spend another dime in a sketchy place like that.

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    and then sue the shit out of them so you have more money to spend somewhere else.

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    Super Lulsers....great troll.

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    Dancers be swayin'
    Puppets be playin'
    Door Dogs be slayin'
    FBR be troll-hatin'

    Break it down, yo...

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    ^ LOL Excellent poetry.

    Too bad the OP cast his lot amongst the invaders and thus was banned. Believe it or not there have been quite a few occasions where a troll invader begged forgiveness and asked that he not be banned so he could participate in a normal manner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spooky g View Post
    That's whut I thought too. There was like this one hawt chick standing next to a pole and I wuz all like yeah I'm gonna get some. So just as I started grinding these big faggots grabbed me and threw me out and I wuz all like what the fuck fags why you always got to be cock blockin and they wuz all like we told you before fuckhead this is a firestation and I wuz all like lulz
    Maybe they were banning poor grammar trolls that day.

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