




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





Looks like I found my next boyfriend.





Nevermind that this guy is running naked down the 405, why doesn't he have an ass?
Seriously, that thing is flat as a pancake.
Very disturbing
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.




^ ew, it IS disturbingly flat!
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