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    Angry Housemate RANT.

    When I got into this apt situation, I was escorting and making SERIOUS bang for my buck. I agreed to pay 1000 dollars a month while my roommate, a platonic male friend for many years, payed around 700. I also extended my hand cleaning EVERYTHING, and basically let him walk all over me.I would clean up his goddamned microwave meal trash which was always left everywhere. I let him take over half our shared living room space with an "office" that turned out to be a table and a pile of shit--- serious square footage ruined and unused. I stopped escorting and struggled to pay 1000 while his fucking FAMILY paid for his rent. Did I mention that he makes 250 dollars a day doing what he does (Granted, he can only work 1-2 days a week. But his family pays rent and food!) I did make sure we switched rooms in decemeber, because I wanted his. I'm happy to have my first home, but not at this price. He is so messy. At the beginning of the lease I told him to keep the mes sin HIS ROOM and keep our shared space clear (our shared space that I provided all the fruniture for). And keep the kitchen clean, too! I'm a budding chef and it is my haven!

    I have spent the past two weeks, sans one night, with my boyfriend. My room mate decided to throw a party two weeks ago, and they THRASHED the house. The next day he decided to unload his bedroom into the living room to "sort through it". IT'S STILL FUCKING THERE. I walk into the house and cry. Clutter freaks me out, and this isn't just clutter. It's a three foot deep pile of shit. I can't even get to my plants to water them. I just got home because I DESERVE to have a home that I pay this much for.
    It's the same as I left it nearly 6 ays ago. The exact same used red cups in the ecaxt same places, everything piled on top of my fruniture, all this shit everywhere. I haven't yelled at him yet. I did knock on the door and told him that I wa amazed that it wasn't clean "Oh I've been pulling 18 hour days working on this show.... " MY ASS. It would take you one fucking hour tops to get your lazy fat ass off your fucking bed and clean it up. You just don't give a shit. You're 20, you're a year older than me, and you can't even fucking handle yourself. Grow up, get a life, and stop judging me for being a stripper. At least I know the value of a "home". At least I can fucking live like a human, not an animal.

    I hope my little AW pet comes in, I will fucking tear his ASS APART.

    I'm livid. I am absolutely livid. I have been good friends with this boy for 6 years. I have no desire to talk to him again. There is no FUCKING reason why I should be stressed out living in my own fucking home.

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    Mother fucker i am so fuckingakjgakslgjakjgaek jgeorng oerj gve angry.

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    I used to feel that way with my last roommate.
    When I moved in... it was spotless... starting about a week after and for the year that I lived there... I survived off of take-out food because the kitchen was so disgusting I didn't even want to go in there.
    I had to buy a mini fridge and keep my dishes/dry goods in my bedroom/wash dishes in my fucking bathroom sink.

    Turns out, he'd paid to have it cleaned while he was showing the room and looking for a roommate but never EVER cleaned himself. Fucker.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: Housemate RANT.

    I feel for you. Although I'm not a complete slob, I openly admit that I'm a bit cluttered. To me, a spotless home just doesn't feel lived in. I've had to live with people who have different standards of what constitutes 'clean', though. It's always a pain trying to come to terms with a roommate on stuff like that.

    I live by myself right now. If I ever do get a rommmate again, I'll make sure I'm up front about standards of cleanliness and hope they are the same.

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    I do like a little bit of clutter.... but USEFUL clutter. Books and things, not TRASH.

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    <--- anti-clutter nazi.
    Things have a place. They must be in them at all times.
    I don't even have pictures on the walls/decorations on surfaces. When the SO wanted to decorate for Christmas I nearly had an an aneurysm. Lol
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Contessa View Post
    I do like a little bit of clutter.... but USEFUL clutter. Books and things, not TRASH.
    Yeah, that's the kind of stuff I like to have around. Magazines sitting on the coffee table at odd angles for people to browse (though always leaving room to set your coffee cup or some food down), I have a pile of reference books near my computer desk that I regularly use. I usually leave the dishes in the rack, rather than putting them away. You'll often find a bottle of vodka sitting on the counter near the fridge, in case you want to make a quick mixed drink. Little things that make life more convenient.

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    ^^ You house sounds identical to mine, down to the vodka.

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    Default Re: Housemate RANT.

    I have an obnoxious housemate that I was friends with for years. Things will never be the same. Ugh...

    She's a complete slob, like your roommate, and she doesn't even pay the rent, even though she has a job. Her brother pays for everything. For a while, I moved out to my boyfriend's place because I just couldn't stand living there, it made me so infuriated that I didn't have a "home" -- it was totally dominated by her. But that didn't work out. Luckily, she's moving out in less than a week, THANK GOD.

    How much longer are you stuck living with this guy? Can you kick him out? lol

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    I know this seems out of left feild but why don't you hire a cleaning service to come once a week? Split it with him. Then make sure he keeps up with it in between services. It has made my life so much easier. SHop around. Some places are more expensive than others.

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