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    Quote Originally Posted by Kisca View Post
    ^ Hah cat mommy.. There are weird people on CL.

    Its like a different world

    haha, right?

    that guys balls are akward..

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    Quote Originally Posted by kleptomaniac View Post
    Does anyone else get a good laugh out of them?

    http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/2322030406.html

    What is up with this guy's balls?
    Well, he did say he's well hung. You have to admit they hang pretty well.

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    The latest:

    "Hi guys...I have been without a man in my life for such a long time, I would love for you to come visit and play. It has been so long since I have had any male companionship. I live alone and could really use some time with a generous male.....''

    Live alone? No male? No companionship? Picture taken using the bathroom mirror...with the toilet seat up !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by livingdeadgirl View Post
    haha, right?

    that guys balls are akward..

    Akward?

    He cant wear shorts anymore because he kept slamming his nuts in the car door.

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    Default Re: Craigslist Personals

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    I hope that's a joke because every stereotype is alive in that post. Pretty funny though. Her grammar needs improving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    That is funny. I created a fake profile called something like "cat mommy". In hobbies I posted that I enjoyed making clothes for my cats and that I always took my cats aka my "kids" on dates. I posted fake photos too. I still got a few responses! Unfortunately they deleted that account. Then again I had a real profile there and that one was deleted too because I stated no kids.
    That is sooo funny lool
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    This just made me think to check the Guam craigslist, ours isn't very active being a small island and all but most of the ads are from weirdos, this one had me LOLing.

    Can you handle it? LOL


    "Me: 6 foot, 200 lbs, average, long tongue, with alot of skills to make you cum. I am not bad looking but I don't share pics (and I wont ask that of you).

    You: Female, wanting to enjoy extacy in all the right ways (recriprication not required), race, religion, height, weight NOT an issue! I don't charge(that's just wrong) and I hate those people trying to get you to see their pics on some website. I want this to be a true NSA with you cuming as many times as I can possibly make you! If you feel like having multiple orgasisms this weekend reply with "Yes Yes Yes" in the subject line. Otherwise I will just delete your e-mail"


    So he doesn't care what the girl looks like, and he can give multiple orgasisms in pure extacy hahahahaha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemiwinks31 View Post
    He cant wear shorts anymore because he kept slamming his nuts in the car door.
    Grossest mental image ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lacy Luck View Post
    Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? ...






    Gross.

    LMAO!!!
    I'm here to make money. NOT make friends, if I make a friend then it's a bonus.

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    Dude, it's not her "world" it's her job. It's not some sort of Pavlovian trance that dancers go into when they smell money, it's simply how they make a living.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MargaritaVillain View Post
    LOL there is no way that can be real..

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    Unfortunately, it can be real. I've known countless people like that.

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    I'm bored so I am posting a bunch of CL ads today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I'm bored so I am posting a bunch of CL ads today.


    hilarious
    masturbating to murder she wrote LOL

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    Thanks. So far I've gotten a few responses to the baby one but no one wearing a diaper. To the Golden Girl one I got two responses from it looks like Russian mail order brides including photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    "you can be in a wheelchair or diapers" LOL

    Christ...their weirdest people are on craigslist and in line at the DMV.

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