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    Default Stripper Tourette's?

    Anyone else start cursing like a sailor when they're frustrated at work? If I get repeatedly rejected, *especially* during one of those dumb events where we have to sell dances + merchandise, I pretty much start fuming and explode.

    e.g.: "I *&%$ing hate these mother&^%#ing cheap#%& #$%@heads!!!"

    LMAO... I try not to be overhead by custies, but I've realized not all the girls at work are this volatile, LOL... it's kind of funny because I'm usually really mellow and nice, but if it's a bad night I get REALLY frustrated after a while and just explode!

    Heh... Anyone else have a case of Stripper Tourette's?

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    Default Re: Stripper Tourette's?

    no but my threshold for what deserves a slap in the face gets lower and lower as the night goes on.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Stripper Tourette's?

    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    no but my threshold for what deserves a slap in the face gets lower and lower as the night goes on.
    ^^
    Lol!!

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    Default Re: Stripper Tourette's?

    ^^agreed. But I do notice that when I work I tend to curse more rather than when I don't work.
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    Hi. My name is Sadie, and I too suffer from S.T. - glad I'm not the only one lol

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    Default Re: Stripper Tourette's?

    I think I swear more out of stripping. I dont feel comfortable swearing like a sailor near clients.. but in life, I dont hold back.

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    Default Re: Stripper Tourette's?

    Haha glad some of you can relate...

    I try to do it out if earshot!!! Lol

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    Default Re: Stripper Tourette's?

    I have a potty mouth, but that has nothing to do with dancing. I'm usually laid back and rational at work, but there has been times that I've...

    - headlocked a few guys
    - I grabbed one guy by the throat, ha ha. He deserved it.
    - I've also screamed into the high heavens like a raving lunatic.
    - And threatened bodily harm to several idnods, hee hee.

    I know I'm so the ticking timebomb and walking head case around the club and I don't care. For everything I've done to humiliate and torture these cheap, grabby, rude, a$$wipe custys, it's been justifiable in my mind so I quickly brush off my intermittent rants and going native behavior.

    But I fear for the safety of anyone that crosses me. Never know what mood I'm in...

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    Default Re: Stripper Tourette's?

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one... although its actually those $#$%*&% merchandise wastes of time and parading me around the stage with a calendar that no one wants that really sets me off. Although, I've been known to grab a guy or two by the throat when I really just can't take it anymore.

    I prefer to just lock them in VIP with me and explain in detail why I think they're frequenting a strip club in the first place and how we can sit there talking shit for the next half hour since he's such a baby he decided to pout and he's already paid me when I wouldn't let him finger my butt. I hate pouting as much as I hate men who think there is sex in the CR.

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