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    Dizzy Last Night's Crazies

    So. Who were your craziest (strangest, most obnoxious, etc.) customers from last night? Mine were:

    The guy I gave a lapdance to who told me he had an armpit smelling fetish. I let him smell my pits because hey, he was paying, and even though he said they didn't smell (shocking, since I was at the end of my seven hour shift), he offered me $400 to participate in a pit/other areas smelling fetish party. Later on he dropped the revenue down to $100.

    The wasted groom-to-be who kept feeling up his friend because he thought it was me and was also trying to grab money out of my hands everytime his friends put it there so he could give it to me himself. "I have a lot of money and that's the only good thing about my life," he kept telling me. Guess he's super excited about getting married.

    I had to get a couple of guys kicked out of the club because one kept coming into the sectioned-off lapdance area and just standing there everytime I was in there with another customer and his friend was literally chasing me around the club grabbing my ass (to top it off neither were tipping).

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    Default Re: Last Night's Crazies

    Quote Originally Posted by CaliNYC View Post
    "I have a lot of money and that's the only good thing about my life," he kept telling me. Guess he's super excited about getting married.


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    Default Re: Last Night's Crazies

    [quote=CaliNYC;2095319]
    The guy I gave a lapdance to who told me he had an armpit smelling fetish. I let him smell my pits because hey, he was paying, and even though he said they didn't smell (shocking, since I was at the end of my seven hour shift), he offered me $400 to participate in a pit/other areas smelling fetish party. Later on he dropped the revenue down to $100.
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    Yes, I've had a few of these in my day. Literally. Two. They were both older Asian men and very into the armpit smelling. I thought, hey, go ahead, at least you're not groping my boobs!


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