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    Some of the things customers write in reviews on TUSCL are just plain crazy. Thought it'd be interesting to have a thread highlighting some of the more interesting/memorable reviews that either make you laugh or shake your head in disbelief.



    Club: Penthouse in Detriot
    Review Date: January 28, 2001
    "I stopped in at 8:00 on my way home from work last night. The club was not very busy, maybe 25 customers. The club looks great as is my normal experience. I went to the upstairs bar for a drink and to check out the girls. The dancer quality was not as good as my past visits, generally most of the girls were 6-8's, no one spectacular. While sitting upstairs I was approached by one dancer but wasn't interested. No one else came over for a while so I moved to the downstairs bar, closer to the stage. I saw a tall blond dancer with a great body but her face was just ok. I smiled at her and when she finished her stage she came over. I offered her a drink, she ordered red bull because she had just smoked marajuana. She asked me for dances so we went upstairs to one of the rooms. She started dancing, 2 boring dances later ($50) I asked if there was anything else on her menu? She asked me what I want? I said how much for a BJ? She replied $100 plus the 2 dances we already had. She did it, but not great. I can't remember her name but she told me she used to work at Bozuki's, also she lives in Hazel Park but is moving to Clarkston. All in all not my best visit to the Penthouse. "

    (Can't believe he wrote the town that she lives in and where she's moving. How on earth does that relate to reviewing the club? Note to new dancers, keep all of your info private!.. and don't give head in the club)



    Club: Penthouse in Detroit
    Review Date: March 23, 2011
    So this has become a routine of sorts for me - i have my teenie bopper LEGAL AGE sugar babe blonde hottie with the perfect little body, gorgeous ass, mid size perky tits and a penchant for fucking straight up (no protection) - just come outside please - so I did her in the burbs and then headed to PH hoping this time it would be open and it was.
    Beautiful club - not for no reason is it always high up in that list
    many girls for the afternoon probably 20 - mostly 7's some 8's and two 9's - one of the 9's was dancing on stage - got her to promise to come to me - she is mid 20's and small and natural - she said ok - had to wait for a long time - mean time went upstairs to check out the talent - one gorgeous blonde (almost like my teenage sugar babe - she was pretty and hot but somewhat virginal and not sufficiently slutty - wanted to hook up outside in a relationship - I passed after engaging in a polite dance
    went out and saw my 9 but she was in a huff - apologized and got her to go back for a VIP
    For 300 was offered a BBBJ - she was good - I was surprised and pleased that I was hard as a rock - she was good and hot but no fucking - did not cum deliberately
    found a 7 and bareback fucked her for 200 (did not have to go to private room)
    left a happy man"

    (This was one that made me cringe)

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    Club: Trumpps in Detroit
    Review Date: April 25, 2010
    "This club had some pretty hot dancers, but I will pass on it from now on. First off, the shot girls are relentless. They just do not stop. On a good note, the waitresses often double as dancers, which plays into the wants of many customers. I got a dance from two girls at once in the back. A big mistake on my part was taking out a fairly large wad of cash to pay for drinks, which these girls probably saw. During the dance, the bouncer popped his head into the booth every 2-3 minutes. Total boner kill. The big kicker was the way one of the girls was grinding on my leg. I've been around and it felt totally out of the norm. She was coaxing my money out of my front pocket. Seriously. I caught it while my knot was halfway out of my front pocket. I acted normal, and retucked my money. I could tell something was up. She was acting like she just got caught doing something wrong.

    Remember the shark pool you are playing in fella's."

    (lol, the girl grinding his money out of his pocket gives me a hilarious visual)

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    i found a pretty terrifying one a while back: i posted it here. http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthr...+stripclublist. this was for babydolls dallas.

    also read the reviews for the old hawaii theater: http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=3180&RS=10. barf. glad to know if i did go in there i would easily be able to pick out which girls give legendary FS.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    realized i didnt post the review in that old thread. i dug it up... this is the worst thing i have read yet, simply because as far as i can tell from this review, this guy was kicked out for trying to finger a girls asshole without permission and was able to go back in for a 20$ tip to the manager.

    After being in Dallas for nearly 4 days, my balls were no longer ‘blue balls’ but rather some mysterious shade of green or black. They had swollen to about the size of 2 golf balls and I was firing blanks in my sleep. But, I was determined, able and LOADED with cash to get head or at least a hand job from just one of Logan’s pantheon of sluts.

    My final night in Dallas was Tuesday night. Hell, I have been kicked out of BDD for entering into the ‘No thumbs in the starfish program’, but I went to counseling and entered the 12 step program for starfish counseling and got to step 8 where I found myself calling and texting old GF’s for all the objects, thumbs and fingers I had slid into their assholes. Funny thing, several of them replied and told me they liked the finger in the ass as I was creaming their pussy…. Go figure.

    So, I have about 2 hours to kill and I am in full riot gear headed to BDD. I must have looked like a giant penis ready to explode at this point. In my infinite wisdom, I donned my finest Under Armor shorts (way below the knee but 2 sized to big for me – easy access), a XXXL golf polo (who cares if it did not match and was 2 X’s to many for my 6’4” 220lb frame. I was going in to bdd and I was in full gear and had a smile on my face. I enter to pay the cover and the door girl says, ‘I can’t let you in like that – I have to get a manager”. I start the whole I am from out of town, I have never been her, I am so tired I just want to chill and relax somewhere, oh I have about 40- $20 bills in my right pocket routine. I offer the manager $20 to let me in…He refused the money, but told me to pay the girls - $6 total to enter…. I walk in and he calls me to the left of the door.. then he tells me he cannot accept money in front of the girls but says now is a good time to shake hands… I put $20 in my hand and he tells me to behave and he will look the other way… hehe – this is like a free pass to run around with my balls hanging out.

    Well, I sit down and order a beer. Almost immediately I see starfish girl A****** from my previous review. Figuring I am BUSTED and going to be sent back to my counseling classes for the STARFISH OFFENDER Program, I see another dancer and quickly engage in chat, A hug to hide my face and position her in the path of A****** eye site to avoid possible detection

    The Dancer I graded is named D*****, and it should not take a lot to figure out the racing connection with the racing driver of the same name – not a race fan her but I think she drives nascar… not sure. D for the rest of this review, tells me she worked at Treasures (my slut will be served fresh today from Houston – YEAH) immediately I know where this is headed (no pun intended) (she has another name at Treasures – something like M***A) I immediately say we should get some dances – mainly to escape detection and get away from A but I knew where this was headed.

    I honestly think she grabbed my schlong and led me back to the backstage area – elephant trunk in tow we had a first dance – nice foreplay we will call this one. 2nd song she starts and immediately bends over in front of me exposing full cunt and assview and reaches up my shorts to stroke the elephant trunk. At this point we begin full negotiation on exchanging bodily fluids in some way shape or form.

    Here is the menu according to her
    1. no BJ up stair in the corner - she does not know what she could be kneeling in
    2. HJ and FS upstairs – but FS is $$$.5 and it must be fast – 2 positions offered
    3. HJ was $$
    4. Luxurious FS in MSOG is offered for a booth cost of $.5 and $$$.5 for her

    I counter this discussion several times $.25 for a hj, plus these 2 dances. (Oh and one cocktail for her) She quickly agrees and upstairs we go. She quick grabs a back corner, waitress. Waitress hands over extra napkins, arranges a table to block the view. I mean this was outstanding service – it was like mayflower moving company was part of the job description – she moved that table in 2 seconds about 25 feet – nice work.

    D goes to town on the stroking of my cock – she tells me she wants to work me up alittle bit and I tell her to stroke the cock. I tell her to spread her legs so I can finger her pussy and finger fuck her a little bit. I slip it in past the 2nd knuckle – only after my patented finger lick for moisture. She winced a bit on the 2nd finger entering her box. And we begin to play. I am not sure but 4 songs later, she leans in and tells me now, she is cumming now and I am right there with her. Her face turns red as some of the lights in BDD and her chest gets bumps all over it – must have been intense. Soon as that display is over she bends down and sucks my cock for a few minutes – but not on knees. After this I am ready to cum in her mouth which starts to happen – she takes one load the second spurt flew up and hit the trim on the wall just below the mirror and stuck there like a magnet, she tried to block the extra squirting and went for the block – she missed and it hit her cheek and neck. Damn……. She is covered in cum, the wall is covered in cum and we have to clean up – she is laughing at how much I came – I told her it was a long 5 days and she was calling for baby wipes at this point. Giggling we agreed to leave the spunk on the wall or mirror as a trophy and quickly headed to the bar. She told me she wanted to fuck me if I could give her a ride back to Ft Worth tonight afterwards – on the house as my cock size interested her enough to barter the situation out. We exchanged numbers and that is another story. I hung out at BDD for a bit to see who would notice my cum shot on the wall and just giggled all the way back to the hotel.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Club: Peyton's Playpen in Brooklyn, NY
    Review Date: April 27, 2010
    "Need to add a caveat to my previous glowing endorsements of this joint: Stay away on Tuesday evening!
    Showed up around 12:30, $10 cover. No other customers. One 40+ black dancer with a long-gone body and a face full of utter misery, slowing shaking her pimple-covered ass into the empty air. I took a walk around the block and tried to clear my head... surely it couldn't be that bad. Went back in. Yes, it was that bad. The cute bartender apologized, slow night. Slow? It felt like a funeral for 2-year-old. I expected someone to burst into tears at any moment, and I didn't want it to be me, so high-tailed it.

    Reality check, of course: How much of a party can I expect on a Tuesday night? Well, I took my business to The Body Shop and had a great time; I'll write that up next."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    realized i didnt post the review in that old thread. i dug it up... this is the worst thing i have read yet, simply because as far as i can tell from this review, this guy was kicked out for trying to finger a girls asshole without permission and was able to go back in for a 20$ tip to the manager.
    Oh my goodness. That was painful to read. Part of me thinks he is embellishing but what a sleezeball nonetheless.

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    Club: Pleasure Island in Newburgh, NY
    Review Date: July 16, 2010
    "me and some friends decided we'd go here tonight and man did this suck. the girls were decent but unless you were willing to drop $40 on a single dance, you get nothing. girls were pushy and several just walked away when i told them i wouldn't fuck them for $150. wish i didn't get a lame $45 hand job and blow all my money in one shot. wound up playing pool all night and getting badgered by the strippers to pay $150 for "sex" which im sure wouldn't happen. i should have remembered the Chris rock song "theres no sex in the champagne room" because these girls are looking to scam you. some we're pretty hot though so i didn't mind their blatantly aggressive approaches. they're really push about buying drinks too, $5 for water and that was the cheapest. i should've gone to a Yankee game instead, everything would've been cheaper, including the hand job."

    (lol I know I shouldn't laugh at this but the last line cracks me up)

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    These are from articles written by those guys...


    Significant Others and Strip Clubs

    “Most women think that men have the same feelings that they have during sex (an emotional and psychological connection), when in reality it is all about physical pleasure for the man. That is why most women feel betrayed when they learn about “their man” going to a SC. They think that “their man” is seeking an emotional or psychological connection to someone else, when that simply is not the case.”


    “I propose that a man can LOVE one woman for his entire life, and at the same time, have SEX with many, many different women over the course of that lifetime. Many men that visit SC’s, love their SO dearly, and treasure that relationship above all others in their lives. And visiting one of these establishments has no detrimental effects on that relationship. In fact, it is almost a necessity for the man to at least have other women to look at, in order for a marriage to be successful”


    “Look at it this way. If all someone had to eat everyday was a potato, how long would it take for them to get so sick of potatos that they wanted to throw it out and never eat a potato again? One year? Less? But, if that same someone could have a potato one day, and then go have a couple of tomatoes the next, and a steak the next, and so on, his love & desire for the potato would never waver. This is the same with sex. It is simply a physical need for a man.

    In summary, not only do SC’s not have a negative effect on a man’s relationship with his SO, but they actually help a man to stay with that SO!

    …All that being said, you are still better off not telling the Misses! She might not see it this way.
    ...I guess you’re right. We need to treat men like fucking neaderthals that can’t function in real life unless they get off enough.



    Psychology of a Dancer

    this guy begins by stating how he has been a “patron of the game for the last 11 years” and wants the readers to know all the things he has learned about dancers, from dancers. An expert on the topic, if you will.

    “Reasons girls become a dancer:

    1.Lack of options. Many girls don’t necessarily come from money and so at 18-21 they want to make fast money to buy clothes, cars, hit up clubs and get their own places. Many girls only have a high school degree and/or GED so there are not many job options available.

    2.Piss off their parents. These are the girls who come from money and/or a good family who would prefer they go to college. They want to do want they want to do and have no patience, so they dance.

    3.Attention. Many girls love the attention that their beauty brings. Being on stage, naked and in the awe of men and women throwing money at them is the only way they get satisfaction. This is what makes them happy.

    4.Sexual Molestation: This is a sad but true fact, many girls have been sexually molested at one time or another at a young age and this leads them to want to be used and taken advantage of sexually. Once again this is what makes them feel validated and happy. They want men or women to want them sexually.

    5.Sex=Money. This leads back to # 4, girls that have been very sexually promiscuous, feel that at least by dancing they will get paid for their sexuality. These are the girls I find who have between 2-5 kids, by 2-5 different guys. They are tired of guys fucking them for free”
    I’m glad he was able to summarize all of us down to 5 points.

    This was a comment:

    ‘“2.Relationships. Many of these girls just want to be loved, so they meet the right guy or girl, sometimes in the club and that person wants them to stop dancing.”

    How often this happens? Actually I really wonder, what most (full-time) dancer finally end up being? Do they get married even if they are single mom? What they feed on once they are too old to entertain? Hopefully stories will not be too sad.”


    The guy commenting seems to group all dancers together using some archetypal stereotype that embodies what a “stripper” is.

    “What do they feed on once they are too old to entertain?” really dude? what will we emotionally/sexually/mentally feed on once we can’t dance anymore?




    Who’s in Charge During a Lapdance?

    “I spend way too much time at the local strip club, but in doing so have sampled lap dances from more than a few girls. I’ve also watched other guys getting dances as well, and so have made a few observations on the subject, as follows; many dancers bounce or pound too much, many dancers rub their ass and not their pussy into the customer’s crotch. Many guys passively stretch out and don’t respond to the dancer. So, I’ve developed a method that works best for me and I’ll share it with you.

    To begin with, before you agree to get a dance, ask if it’s ok to suck nipples. If she says ‘no’ then move on. Ask if she has to keep a foot on the ground or if the club has some other kind of rules about how far each of you can go. Don’t settle for some ass rubbing on your thigh during the dance. Your the customer, so take her by the waist and position her where you’ll get the most pleasure. The high school cheer leader bouncing routine should be stopped immediately. If you’re aroused then position your cock and her pelvis to where her pussy is firmly against your dick and then control her thrusts with your hands on her waist.

    I’m not bragging, but by using this method more than a few girls have also been aroused to where their pussys were wet, and a few have actually stopped counting dances and humped until they came. That’s what it’s all about!”
    ok. I just copy and pasted that whole article. I really don’t think I even need to comment on it.

    these guys are priceless...

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    WOW. I couldn't believe those first reviews about cheap extras...from a PENTHOUSE club?!?! Aren't those clubs supposed to be really upscale? I would assume that they would be cleaner or at the very least have girls charging way more than that for extras...$200?!?!

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    Nothing I read on there surprises me and in all honesty I have read reviews of places I was working at the time and while I had no idea the detail in those posts is exactly what let me know those guys are not all lying. I have read about coworkers and myself on those sites which is why I say whatever you do is coming out so if you do it stand by it. I actually use it when I am thinking of traveling to a new club. If every review is a sex session rating I don't want to work there. If most reviews are avg but complain about lack of extras thats somewhere I want to be. It can be useful and your first review you read are free. If you don't want to spend the $75 for liftetime membership, just look at review you want then close it and reopen to read a full review of another place. I hope now noone questions why dudes don't want dances. Its because of all the "options on the menu" out there.
    Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by So Fine Divyne View Post
    Nothing I read on there surprises me and in all honesty I have read reviews of places I was working at the time and while I had no idea the detail in those posts is exactly what let me know those guys are not all lying. I have read about coworkers and myself on those sites which is why I say whatever you do is coming out so if you do it stand by it. I actually use it when I am thinking of traveling to a new club. If every review is a sex session rating I don't want to work there. If most reviews are avg but complain about lack of extras thats somewhere I want to be. It can be useful and your first review you read are free. If you don't want to spend the $75 for liftetime membership, just look at review you want then close it and reopen to read a full review of another place. I hope now noone questions why dudes don't want dances. Its because of all the "options on the menu" out there.
    If you write a review (I'm sure you've seen the dancer reviews on there) they'll give you a month of VIP membership free. Each time my VIP membership runs up, I review another club I've worked at.

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    These are from articles written by those guys...




    ...I guess you’re right. We need to treat men like fucking neaderthals that can’t function in real life unless they get off enough.





    I’m glad he was able to summarize all of us down to 5 points.

    This was a comment:

    ‘“2.Relationships. Many of these girls just want to be loved, so they meet the right guy or girl, sometimes in the club and that person wants them to stop dancing.”

    How often this happens? Actually I really wonder, what most (full-time) dancer finally end up being? Do they get married even if they are single mom? What they feed on once they are too old to entertain? Hopefully stories will not be too sad.”


    The guy commenting seems to group all dancers together using some archetypal stereotype that embodies what a “stripper” is.

    “What do they feed on once they are too old to entertain?” really dude? what will we emotionally/sexually/mentally feed on once we can’t dance anymore?






    ok. I just copy and pasted that whole article. I really don’t think I even need to comment on it.

    these guys are priceless...

    The guy who wrote the who's in charge during a lap dance article has his head so far up his ass. I would bet my last dollar that no (non drugged up) stripper on earth stops counting dances and lets the customer try to hump her through his jeans until SHE cums.

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    That's why I hate reading those reviews. Pathetic losers.

    Aren't these ppl afraid of AIDS too??! Christ

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    You have to realize that some clubs write their own reviews and they also write bad reviews for other clubs.

    Take TUSCL as a grain of salt.




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    What's really concerning is that their "top 2" list are in Mexico where I'm not sure that
    A) The girls are there voluntarily (article below on what can happen down there)
    B) That it's not economic exploitation (i.e. I don't really want to f** but since there's no social welfare in Mexico and I am literally starving, you can do whatever you want to me for $10)

    Just shocking "reviews" if they are even true.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2004/01/25/ma...EXTRAFFIC.html
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    I read just the first post.. *shakes* errhhm. Creepy and GROSS. How can a man even do that... stick in one then next to the other within half the second... the fluids, STD and diseases.... ughh it makes me sick to my stomach thinking!

    Some are funny to read.. I always read such reviews with a "macho know-it-all" male voice in my head which makes it funnier. I also find their rating system lammmeee! a 2 or 5 or 9 is all different in one eyes! Stupid numbers... Shows their male brain!

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    Yes. Yes they are.
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    For better or worse, customer club reviews on TUSCL and/or similar club review websites and/or the dedicated websites of individual clubs HAVE had an effect on the exotic dancing industry ... and certainly not a good one. Despite the fact that 50%+ of posted reviews are bulls#!t, new club customers nonetheless read them, form dancer expectations based on them, and form club spending habits based on those expectations.

    If the truth be known, such customer club reviews were the 'last straw' that convinced me to retire from live dancing ... as a result of repeated incidents where customers posted 'warnings' that other customers would not receive the same level of 'mileage' from me as they were ( apparently ) receiving from other ( feature ) dancers.

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    Its worse when they wrote about you and make shit up. Ive had 3 of those.. from the sa,me guy all bullshit!
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    Its worse when they wrote about you and make shit up. Ive had 3 of those.. from the sa,me guy all bullshit!
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    I really, seriously do not believe all of what I read on that website. It's either:

    A. guys who know SW'ers read TUSCL and do this to fuck with us

    B. guys that are just simply living out their fantasies by writing about it

    c. guys with simply.....just a sick sense of humor or....

    d. too much time on their hands (pretty much a, b, and c as well)

    Now I am in NO way denying that shit like this goes on in clubs....I know it does. I used to work at a club where I witnessed many HJ's, BJ's and sex with and without condoms.

    The fact that it's TUSCL, just makes me doubtful on some of it.... Not ALL of it, just some of it.

    STILL, very entertaining thread. And a good idea.
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    realized i didnt post the review in that old thread. i dug it up... this is the worst thing i have read yet, simply because as far as i can tell from this review, this guy was kicked out for trying to finger a girls asshole without permission and was able to go back in for a 20$ tip to the manager.
    Athena....this guy sounds like some sort of twisted writer or something. As disgusting as it is, the prose and usage of word combinations are pretty creative. (NOT saying it's right, if it is real!!)

    This almost is like those romance novels they write for women that are supposed to make you horny......only for men. This guy is a paperback novel top selling author somewhere LOL.
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    This guy is a paperback novel top selling author somewhere LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    Athena....this guy sounds like some sort of twisted writer or something. As disgusting as it is, the prose and usage of word combinations are pretty creative. (NOT saying it's right, if it is real!!)

    This almost is like those romance novels they write for women that are supposed to make you horny......only for men. This guy is a paperback novel top selling author somewhere LOL.
    And that's why I call bullshit on most of it. I was mentioned in a review and Mr. Know it all commented on my obviously fake boobs--that are 100%real. He can't get that straight because he never touched me but he'd have you think otherwise. I don't believe any of these fools because so few are being honest. I think they just like to see their writing printed up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    Athena....this guy sounds like some sort of twisted writer or something. As disgusting as it is, the prose and usage of word combinations are pretty creative. (NOT saying it's right, if it is real!!)

    This almost is like those romance novels they write for women that are supposed to make you horny......only for men. This guy is a paperback novel top selling author somewhere LOL.
    yea i think he certainly was writing to entertain... i suspect that he went into babydolls and did get a handjob but exaggerated certain things to make it more entertaining. it is well written, i will give it that.

    Take TUSCL as a grain of salt.
    a grain of salt? id say an entire shaker of salt. that being said, i do find it more helpful than stripclublist where it seems that people just go on to post ridiculous shit and cause drama. the whole needing to write a review to read reviews system is pretty genius IMO.

    the tuscl boards are kind of scary. also entertaining.

    fortunately i live in an area where people stumble into strip clubs because the signs above them are like neon beacons. i dont think that tuscl really impacts the clubs down here.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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