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    1.can a strippers perfume that she is wearing go through two layers of clothes, pants and boxers, by giving just a lapdance.

    2 if the customer decides not to have layers of clothes on and is naked as well can the perfume remain on private parts (inner thights as well)

    3. is there any other way for a strippers perfume to get scent on mans private parts including inner thighs and entire private area?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pegster1490 View Post
    1.can a strippers perfume that she is wearing go through two layers of clothes, pants and boxers, by giving just a lapdance.
    Answer 1: Maybe.... but that begs the question, did the stripper have a perfume bottle in her womanly-bits set to spray a fine mist (much like a Glade fragrance dispenser) every time she grinds on a guy? Or did she recently step out of an industrial sized tub of perfume and opted to be eco-friendly by using a lap-dance recipient as a towel?


    Quote Originally Posted by pegster1490 View Post
    2. if the customer decides not to have layers of clothes on and is naked as well can the perfume remain on private parts (inner thights as well)
    Answer 2: I can't even begin to tell you how nuts you sound.

    Ok, maybe I can.

    Answer 2.1: Are we talking about strippers or escorts? Nudists? Crotch-perfume purveyors with a very generous sample policy? Because if you *are* asking about strippers then I gotta clarify some stuff.

    *Strippers get naked, not customers

    *Customers can't "decide to be naked" Strip clubs don't much cater to pants-off-lap-dance patrons

    *If a stripper is undressed then the customer can't be naked at the "same time"/"as well"... that is not part of our job description, nor is it legal anywhere as far as I know unless:

    *The one instance where this epic-logic-fail could have traction is if the stripper is an escort at a brothel in nevada and strips for a customer, after which he strips as well and they proceed to rub their funky, naked, perfumed bodies over one another for hours until her potent fragrance seeps into his sweaty, gaping pores.

    *Of course the alternative (and kinda illegal) scenario is that the stripper in question is actually an escort and the customer is a john. The escort doused her va-jay-jay with perfume because... well.... because she is a girl and our nether regions always smell like roses. Then eventually, they both got naked and fucked.

    Answer 2.2: Perfume can remain anywhere that it is applied.

    Answer 2.3: By "thights" I'm going to guess you mean "thighs" at which point I will refer you to answer #2.2 .... But if you mean "tights", like pantyhose , I gotta wonder why a guy is wearing them. Unless he is a superhero or a cross-dresser there is clearly more to the story than you are telling us.



    Quote Originally Posted by pegster1490 View Post
    3. is there any other way for a strippers perfume to get scent on mans private parts including inner thighs and entire private area?
    Answer 3: Ohhhhh you meant thighs! LOL.

    Answer 3.1: "A strippers perfume" as you so eloquently state, is NOT some olfactory octopus that spreads its wily tentacles through seams and fibers in order to fragrantly fondle gonads and groins. No, no! It has no way getting or going (except via evaporation) anywhere.

    Sure, depending on the thickness of the material, the type and length of contact, the humidity of the errr...uhmmm.... 'area' and/or the general (genital lol) atmosphere some transfer can reasonably be expected to occur.

    Answer 3.2: There are a multitude of ways a fragrance can end up on a mans crotch:

    -The stripper could have spilled it all over his crotch

    -He could have accidentally spilled perfume all over his crotch

    -He had a small sample vial of perfume in his pocket and it got crushed during a wild
    and wacky heavy-grinding lap dance

    -He had a smelly penis and the stripper neutralized the funk by secretly applying perfume to his lap

    -He applied perfume to his crotch to sanitize it, because we all know, Purell BURNS

    - And the list goes on.....


    Now, I have a few questions.

    Why are you sniffing crotches?

    What makes you believe that the fragrance you're smelling is "STRIPPER PERFUME"?

    And finally...... WTF???
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    Oh I get it... I checked into your other posts...


    Quote Originally Posted by pegster1490 View Post
    i would like to know if a naked woman stripper gives a private dance for an hour or so in that room can the scent of her disticnt perume penetrate two layers of clothing. a pair of slacks and boxer.
    thank you very much...if interested when i get the answer ill share why im asking
    Quote Originally Posted by pegster1490 View Post
    in that room i mean a private theme roomat a specific club

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    ^What Sophia said.
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    ok i see everyones answer
    no ione is coming right out with it..

    heres the deal.
    my husband says he went to a club with his brothers and everyone had some sort of sec "but him" not intercourse everything else. its a big deal because i told him not to touch and in this club no matter what any of you say you can go in to the back room with a guard at the door pay good money and do pretty much what you want.
    no need to know where ore deny.

    ive been there and no.
    my husband was asked not to go in to the back room becaue i kniow what goes on...i asked him not to touch the girls. they had dinner, sat together all night ..she was more like an escort then stripper at this point. all the ment "picked " thieer girl and if he didn't the known "bouncer" did it for you. you eat drink and be merry...like a date...with benefits. i was furious...insulted disgited an so hurt that it truly has caused my marriage to suffer. i myself indulge with my husband in certain extracurricular activites that include touching buts its always been together. he broke our promis and bond and quite frankly my trust and friendship. he says even though he did a "bad thing" he doesnt' consider hanging ut with a chick all night, buying dinner (with my brotheinlasws money) have har lapdance dance and everything else for 5 hours...then....he took her in the back got her naked and says he did "nothing" while his brothers did the girls even put on a show. this I found out later on...he did tell me he went in the back but he did not tell me he let her get naked and all the rest that went on. so...lets do the math it cost 3200.00 for my husband and brothers to go to a VIP room with the room "guarded" and he came out with is genitals and inner thigh smelling of not my perfume and got insulted and "HE FELT DISRESPECTED" that i would accuse him of such a dirty deed. just writing this makes me laugh, cry and can't believe I am still with him...theres more to it then this part of our reltationship if he would tell me yes i did get a bj or naked believe it or not im ok with that...that tells me he is honest, he;ll pay big time, but i would forgive him. i get it and understand the circumstances. i am extrem;y hurt that he didn't respect me and didn't think of me. but to honesly believe that anyone believes him is beyond my comprehension. and becasue deny deny deny is in a mans head he wil lsay i cannot prove anything and are calling me a liar and actually threate ed to leave because he could not believe that i would think that.

    is he too much or waht.
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    so to all

    clear simple answer

    yes or no can a strippers scent from only her body and dancing with my husband all night be left on his privates through two layers of clothes.

    yes or no

    is the only way direct naked contact from each?

    yes or no.
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    Pegster. Get a grip. I cannot give you an answer.... nor can any person on this board. The only person that knows for 100% sure is your man.


    I have no idea why you assume that some fragrance is a stripper scent. Nor do I comprehend why you assume that his junk should SMELL like YOUR perfume. Do you spritz him in the morning or just give him scented perfumed wipeys so that you can mark your territory?


    Look, I'm not trying to be mean. But Strippers don't want your man. No stripper wants to bang him. No stripper wants to touch him. No stripper even wants to be in a 'guarded' room with him.


    *P.S.* The room is GUARDED for our protection... so that if a drunk guy gets out of line, a bouncer can intervene.
    Duh! It's NOT--- I repeat--- NOT!!!--- guarded to prevent snooping wives/girlfriends/etc. or to create a sexy, more secretive mood!


    The only thing that women in the strip club industry want is cold-hard-cash.... and to be blunt, I don't care if it is his money, your brothers money, your grandmother's money, or your money. If a stranger/customer/random-dude wants to spend 5 hours in a room, eat with me, chat with me, and receive dances from me he is going to have to pay me.


    So yeah, as per your suggestion I "did the math"... from my experience, $3,200 for 5 hours sounds like a fucking bargain! At my club, $3,2000 gets a guy 2 hours of my attention and maybe a bottle of Prosecco.


    Also, I have had dinner with customers in the club. And guess the fuck what? Nothing shady happened. I flirted, they flirted, we got our snack on, drank, danced, and had a good time. Good clean fun. Eating with a customer doesn't turn a stripper into an escort. Sitting with a stripper doesn't suggest that your husband was behaving as if "he was dating".


    Okay, so now that I've corrected some of your misconceptions let me say this:

    You have jumped to so many conclusions that you're making yourself nuts.

    If the strip club is a nude club then I have got to assume that the dancer could have been naked during a dance. If the club permits touching he may have touched a dancer.

    To put such a bizarre limitation on your mans strip-club visit seems kinda bonkers. If contact and nudity are permitted in the establishment, why be surprised? Honestly? Did you think he would conduct a morality test on himself to see if he could resist and be true to your arbitrary rules? Cuz, you know.... to me that does not sound like a fun night out!

    You're spinning an endless horror movie for yourself. You're imagining your definition of the worst case scenario. Plus, you're probably giving your husband a heck of a lot of grief... and for what?

    Could it be because you have low self esteem, because you have trust issues, because you automatically expect your husband, the man you married, the man who most likely loves you and wants to spend his life with you... to do something that would piss you off to the point of joining a stripper forum and asking strippers what he did in a VIP room and why his BALLS smell of perfume???

    He could have fucked her in the ass and wanted to get the booty funk off of his person by applying a cover-scent.

    He could have banged a stripper and her crotch perfume could have transfered itself onto his body parts.

    He could have gotten a hadcore sloppy blowjob and the perfume from her hands, wrists and neck could have gotten onto his genital area.

    He could have titty-fucked her twelve-ways-till-tuesday and her fragrance could have ended up on his gonads.

    She could have given him a handjob and what you're smelling is actually lotion or lube.

    Or...

    He could have gotten chaffed up during the marathon dance session and decided to apply something soothing and scented to his man meat.

    She could have spritzed some lotion/oil/or fragrance on to her body and it was super-strong and penetrating.

    5 hours is a long time. I've worked in nude clubs where all we do is heavy-grind. If you're talking about a similar establishment I can kinda comprehend the possibility of fragrance penetrating clothing... I have no idea what the scent is but it's not out of the realm of possibility.

    And believe me.... the possibilities are endless. No one but the dancer and your husband will ever know for sure.

    He is YOUR husband. You know him much better than we do. If you truly think he would bang a woman, any woman, stripper or otherwise, then lie to you, then you know what is up.

    BUT!!!!!!!

    Strippers do not routinely sex up the customers.

    Strippers are there to entertain, flirt, tease, and create a fantasy.

    Going to a strip club doesn't mean your man is cheating on you.

    Seriously, you sniffed and investigated his crotch?????

    Many items of all sorts are scented. Including http://www.ballapowder.com/


    You've gotta calm down, lady.


    All the best.
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    ^^this is totally full of win. i was going to post on how ridiculous the OP is being, but i dont think i can possibly say anything better than this.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    that post seriously made me LOL! I don't mean to laugh at another person's expense but.. yeah

    @pegster Honestly it sounds like your marriage has bigger fish to fry than this "stripper incident." It also sounds like you already know the truth whether it be yes, he cheated, or no he didn't. Get over the what-ifs and really figure out the real issue in your relationship. A good & solid partnership would not crumble over mere speculation.
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    Sophia you are my hero.
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    This is silly and assuming it's not a troll post, I will answer. OP, sounds like your husband was with a woman for sex, not a stripper. I've never heard of dancers and customers both being nude unless there was sex. I've never heard of perfurm on the private areas either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Sophia you are my hero.
    I know, right?!^


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