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7. The "I took you private once" or "I take you private for just 5mins maybe once every 2 months" -and I repeatedly sit in your room and chat chat chat chat chat or send you messages. I also get "jealous" a lot and expect you to remember minute details of our time together and things I've told you that I like.
8. Lounge lizards - I rarely if ever talk but visit your room almost every day. Ill just sit there even if you greet me verbally or by typing. If you kick me, I come back and wordlessly continue sitting.
9. WAT UP MA type - TYPES IN CAPSLOCKS, doesn't really spend money, probably 18-23 years old. I usually end up slipping and using old slang that no one uses anymore, thus revealing my true social status. I frequently gets desperate and throw out hip hop artist names or insults. Look out for: Y U AINT PLAYIN GUCCI MAINE? I WANT TO SEE YOU DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT, U GETTIN JIGGY OVER DER, MA?! WAT U MEAN NO ONE SAYS DAT ANYMORE - FUCK YOU YOU SANCTIMONIOUS TROLLOP
10. I want to meet youuuuuuuuuuuu - I ask too many location questions, I send my contact info over and over again, I say I'd rather have "the real thing" and type in many winks. I sometimes go hard and offer different payment methods like Western Union but scram if you call my bluff. I often pose as a porn studio, photographer, graphic designer, model recruiter, or cam site poacher - which by translation means: "FREE SHOW PUH-LEAZE" or "WANNABE PIMP". I sometimes shape-shift from one your regulars which bums you out since I didn't seem like a dumbass from the get go.
11. Armchair Psychologists - genuinely wants to know why you do this, asks too many followup questions. Big on complimenting your intelligence and personality. Maybe wants to save you but I've got to do it while my dick is out and I'm pumping furiously away... I am more likely to spend money than the rest, so I am dramatically less annoying then all of the others. I also have a lot of hangups about being on this site and sometimes may guilt trip you about it while I am trying to save you... and masturbate.
12. LIKE MY DICK?! CAN YOU SEE MY PENIS? YOU WATCHING ME BB?! I AM SO HARD - LOOK AT MY COCK. MMMM MY COCK, YOU LIKE THAT SWEETIE?! MAAAAHHH DIIIIICCCCCK LOOK AT IT!! - Self-explanatory. I send you pictures of my dick or turn on my cam in free (depends on what site you're on). I have some kind of obsessive fixation with my cock and I never spend money. I should just watch gay porn since I am so obsessed with cock, but for some reason I am on this site... I leave whenever you ask to be tipped or suggest we go private, why you gotta kill my BIG HARD DICK BUZZ.
Specific sub-culture of annoying:
1. LOL WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT - plagues American Black PSOs & cam girls rooms, asks girls why they talk white or "talk like that" or generally do not have a specific accent/cadence that the viewer expects. Contrary to popular belief, isn't always black themselves. Never spends money.
2. Extremely specific fetishes - Oh great, you have a strap on? Do you have a neon green bulbous one that sprays fire? No. OK. Hmmm, I really want a girl to shave my head - oh great you have a buzzer? HOT! Do you have a black swimsuit? You do?! Great! How about leather floggers?! You do?! GREAT! Yellow kitchen gloves? FANTASTIC! A jar of organic creamy peanut butter?! AWESOME. Sweatpants to put on over swimsuit?! HOORAY. Some cat food you can sprinkle on the bed that you can throw at the cam like confetti?! THANK GOD! Oh man, I am so EXCITED! Oh wait... you don't have a dildo that breathes fire... sorry I am not interested.
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