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    Default The cheese guy. And other archetypes.

    Reading the Stupid Annoying Bullshit thread I loled about the cheese guy and the guy who talks all in caps about how you're an angel, whom I'm going to start calling the street preacher. Then there's other posts about the guy with kitchen matches and the guy who wants you to skype him to get a free copy of his "hot jerkoff video"

    I figure there are a lot of these guys who have particular habits or fetishes or areas of interest that make them stand out that a lot of us have seen. How about a thread to share them?

    The cam girl version of baseball cards.


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    One archetype that seems common is the Foreign guy who can barely speak english and the struggle to communicate is hella awkward but nonethless is convinced he's in love with you I'm pretty convinced that half of them think they are on a mail-order bride site, and the other half think they're slick trying to get a green card LOL

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    Oh, god. This should be good. If any of you are artistic, you could draw up pictures and make some actual cards that you could flash on cam when someone is behaving in a particular manner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnjdick View Post
    Oh, god. This should be good. If any of you are artistic, you could draw up pictures and make some actual cards that you could flash on cam when someone is behaving in a particular manner.
    haha you crack me up! its so funny how you are amused by a lot of the stuff around here, its pretty much become normal to me to deal with all of these strange fetishes and stuff and its good to have someone like you that can remind us that the stuff we deal with is crazy! i can just see you sitting in your corner with a bowl of popcorn in hand, getting comfortable and preparing to be entertained! lol

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    It's just my personality type, I guess Honestly, I see crazy shit all day. I just find life in general amusing. I could probably find just as much enjoyment watching paint dry. Life is a beautiful thing. There is absolutely no reason that we shouldn't be flying through it with wide eyed wonder, revelling in every precious moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    Reading the Stupid Annoying Bullshit thread I loled about the cheese guy and the guy who talks all in caps about how you're an angel, whom I'm going to start calling the street preacher. Then there's other posts about the guy with kitchen matches and the guy who wants you to skype him to get a free copy of his "hot jerkoff video"

    I figure there are a lot of these guys who have particular habits or fetishes or areas of interest that make them stand out that a lot of us have seen. How about a thread to share them?

    The cam girl version of baseball cards.
    Oh my. Just realized Ive had all of these guys. The street preacher literally went on for 30 min and I didn't say one word to him. Lol.

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    Damn, I wanted to find that thread where Roast talked about the various types of men who frequent cam sites, but I couldn't find it.

    She needs to come out and reiterate it all for my pleasure.

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    This one, bun?

    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    7. The "I took you private once" or "I take you private for just 5mins maybe once every 2 months" -and I repeatedly sit in your room and chat chat chat chat chat or send you messages. I also get "jealous" a lot and expect you to remember minute details of our time together and things I've told you that I like.

    8. Lounge lizards - I rarely if ever talk but visit your room almost every day. Ill just sit there even if you greet me verbally or by typing. If you kick me, I come back and wordlessly continue sitting.

    9. WAT UP MA type - TYPES IN CAPSLOCKS, doesn't really spend money, probably 18-23 years old. I usually end up slipping and using old slang that no one uses anymore, thus revealing my true social status. I frequently gets desperate and throw out hip hop artist names or insults. Look out for: Y U AINT PLAYIN GUCCI MAINE? I WANT TO SEE YOU DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT, U GETTIN JIGGY OVER DER, MA?! WAT U MEAN NO ONE SAYS DAT ANYMORE - FUCK YOU YOU SANCTIMONIOUS TROLLOP

    10. I want to meet youuuuuuuuuuuu - I ask too many location questions, I send my contact info over and over again, I say I'd rather have "the real thing" and type in many winks. I sometimes go hard and offer different payment methods like Western Union but scram if you call my bluff. I often pose as a porn studio, photographer, graphic designer, model recruiter, or cam site poacher - which by translation means: "FREE SHOW PUH-LEAZE" or "WANNABE PIMP". I sometimes shape-shift from one your regulars which bums you out since I didn't seem like a dumbass from the get go.

    11. Armchair Psychologists - genuinely wants to know why you do this, asks too many followup questions. Big on complimenting your intelligence and personality. Maybe wants to save you but I've got to do it while my dick is out and I'm pumping furiously away... I am more likely to spend money than the rest, so I am dramatically less annoying then all of the others. I also have a lot of hangups about being on this site and sometimes may guilt trip you about it while I am trying to save you... and masturbate.


    12. LIKE MY DICK?! CAN YOU SEE MY PENIS? YOU WATCHING ME BB?! I AM SO HARD - LOOK AT MY COCK. MMMM MY COCK, YOU LIKE THAT SWEETIE?! MAAAAHHH DIIIIICCCCCK LOOK AT IT!! - Self-explanatory. I send you pictures of my dick or turn on my cam in free (depends on what site you're on). I have some kind of obsessive fixation with my cock and I never spend money. I should just watch gay porn since I am so obsessed with cock, but for some reason I am on this site... I leave whenever you ask to be tipped or suggest we go private, why you gotta kill my BIG HARD DICK BUZZ.


    Specific sub-culture of annoying:
    1. LOL WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT - plagues American Black PSOs & cam girls rooms, asks girls why they talk white or "talk like that" or generally do not have a specific accent/cadence that the viewer expects. Contrary to popular belief, isn't always black themselves. Never spends money.

    2. Extremely specific fetishes - Oh great, you have a strap on? Do you have a neon green bulbous one that sprays fire? No. OK. Hmmm, I really want a girl to shave my head - oh great you have a buzzer? HOT! Do you have a black swimsuit? You do?! Great! How about leather floggers?! You do?! GREAT! Yellow kitchen gloves? FANTASTIC! A jar of organic creamy peanut butter?! AWESOME. Sweatpants to put on over swimsuit?! HOORAY. Some cat food you can sprinkle on the bed that you can throw at the cam like confetti?! THANK GOD! Oh man, I am so EXCITED! Oh wait... you don't have a dildo that breathes fire... sorry I am not interested.


    One of my fav posts since I'm on SW. I still cry tears of laughter when I read it. Especially at the MAH DICK archetype description.

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    !!! you are the best woman in the world!

    *bookmarked*

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    Quote Originally Posted by bun View Post
    !!! you are the best woman in the world!

    *bookmarked*
    Aw, thank you, dear, but we both know that's not true. I lack the moustache.

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    The guy who wants you to explain in detail how to cut off your feet, cook them and feed them to him... And the maxi pad masturbation guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudrinaCams View Post
    The guy who wants you to explain in detail how to cut off your feet, cook them and feed them to him... And the maxi pad masturbation guy
    whaaaaaaaat?! details?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnjdick View Post
    Oh, god. This should be good. If any of you are artistic, you could draw up pictures and make some actual cards that you could flash on cam when someone is behaving in a particular manner.
    omg THANK YOU!!!!

    I'm actually planning some nice little "Surprise! This page is not free shit, but me telling you off" links and that's a perfect idea

    So if you want to be with me
    With these things there’s no telling
    We just have to wait and see
    But I’d rather be working for a paycheck
    Than waiting to win the lottery
    Besides maybe this time is different
    I mean I really think you like me

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginger_belle View Post
    whaaaaaaaat?! details?

    That seemed pretty straight forward lol. I didn't do the roleplay bc I am not good at keeping a straight face.

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    ^^^@Audrina: I am not sure if it is the same guy, but I had a guy who wanted me to dangle a bloody tampon in front of my cam until he came. He said he wanted to be "hypnotized by the natural scent of a woman's monthly gift".

    I hypnotized him alright...with a bottle of Heinz & a Playtex Sport.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexiCal View Post
    ^^^@Audrina: I am not sure if it is the same guy, but I had a guy who wanted me to dangle a bloody tampon in front of my cam until he came. He said he wanted to be "hypnotized by the natural scent of a woman's monthly gift".

    I hypnotized him alright...with a bottle of Heinz & a Playtex Sport.
    "As you watch the pendulum, your dick will be feeling larger and larger. You are getting horny. Hoooorrrrrnnnnyyyyyyy... I will now count backwards from ten to one. With each number, you will feel more and more obliged to tip generously until I reach one at which point you will ejaculate and empty your entire bank account".

    Edit: Curious... Based on my personality, what category would y'all speculate that I would belong in?
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    @MistyRose ROFLOL I LOVE THAT! I'd never seen it before. I was in hysterics over the BB, can you see my penis?! guy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    @MistyRose ROFLOL I LOVE THAT! I'd never seen it before. I was in hysterics over the BB, can you see my penis?! guy!
    Courtesy of our lovely roast. And yes, I think that was the point where I choked when I read it the first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    "LIKE MY DICK?! CAN YOU SEE MY PENIS? YOU WATCHING ME BB?! I AM SO HARD - LOOK AT MY COCK. MMMM MY COCK, YOU LIKE THAT SWEETIE?! MAAAAHHH DIIIIICCCCCK LOOK AT IT!!"

    I swear to god... I think she's quoting me.
    sorry. that guy is totally my fault. I actually cum harder when I'm looking at cocks. so I encourage c2c and that I'm sure just encourages this behavior lol!

    So if you want to be with me
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    Than waiting to win the lottery
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    "LIKE MY DICK?! CAN YOU SEE MY PENIS? YOU WATCHING ME BB?! I AM SO HARD - LOOK AT MY COCK. MMMM MY COCK, YOU LIKE THAT SWEETIE?! MAAAAHHH DIIIIICCCCCK LOOK AT IT!!"

    I swear to god... I think she's quoting me.
    Dammit Desuvs! Stop talking about your massive cock all the time!


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    This made my morning. I heart you girls

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