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    squirting really works my abdominals, so I frequently find if I don't arrange my eating around my camming, I need to fart like crazy sometimes! What do you do?

    Thanks in advance!

    EDIT: I am dead serious, I don't want to lose clients!!! it's anonymous, please vote!!!
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    Lol. This poll should be expanded to ask how many dancers fart on customers at the strip clubs.
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    ^ ha ha ha ha ha

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    I *never* have... but I'm really not a fart-in-public kind of person.

    Last week though I had one guy in my room insisting I farted, and a few of them were like ooh yeah, you let out a lil squeaker, blahblahblah.
    I was like... should I play into this or not? Because it was obviously a popular fetish among those in my room at the time!

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    ^^Well thats a disgusting fetish!

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    LOL - My dog sometimes farts in the next room ( giant breed mastiff ) , REALLY LOUD - I always cringe when guys ask me if I had beans for tea !!!

    I don't think farting is really appeal-able to the majority .... It would certainly put me off if I was watching a beautiful woman in all her glory and she started farting !

    That's just my opinion , maybe some guys like it , but I believe the majority don't want to hear their jerk off material letting rip . :-)

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    I voted no
    but, I accidentally did once the guy was too polite to say anything but it was a real 'good un' so I know he will have heard lol

    also, I get asked to quite a lot (maybe once every week or two) but never do



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    No. I don't. I have never done it. Though it is only natural, I think it is fucking gross.

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    I did it accidentally once. The guy made a sad face and left. I would actually not want to do it on purpose, but some guys seriously like it for some odd reason.
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    It always kills me when a girl tells me about farting on cheap or otherwise offensive customers. They do it on purpose, of course. You can't hear it over the music, and with some customers it actually improves the smell
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    Hahaha. Yeah, hold your farts. I refuse to tell you "ew gross get some gasx" though. Since you're so gassy you should offer fartshows!

    My house is super fart friendly, but this one time I went to pee and didn't conclude my webcam session.. came out, MASSIVE farted, sat down, discovered a chatroom full of people and promptly logged off.

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    I farted on MFC once when some guys wanted a closeup of my ass. They loved it so much they started tipping me to try and fart again and again. Now everytime I fart (ok I only fart like once every few days, let's clear that up) my hubby and I joke "there goes three bucks"
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    This whole thread made me

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    lol i have accidentally farted twice on cam and once was last night in a prvt on streammate, the guy left several seconds later too lol i was so embarrassed! but funny story a guy on mfc took me private for about 300 tokens just to fart but i couldnt i felt so bad but i couldnt force one out lawl.

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    could be pussy farts lol they never know

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    Ew lol, I NEVER fart on cam (or anywhere else for that matter :/)

    Queefing on the other hand... Now that's a different story LOL

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    Lol. My friend has done 3 videos ($300 a piece) for a guy from Southern Charms that wants her to fart while she's masturbating. Her husband is really good at faking them. Lol.

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    thanks everybody! I'm just going to try to figure out when to eat. I was mostly worried about working long hours and needing to fart (this morning couldn't work, lol!) but even though I went on late I made more per hour than yesterday so that problem is mostly gone now.

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    Dixie, if it's so bad you can't work then maybe you have some sort of food intollerance? Maybe get that checked out. I have an intollerance to dairy and if I am not careful with that I can get very over-gassy. If you are on SM there is a little button under your video which looks like a pause button on the DVD player - hit that when you need to pop! If you are in private and it's really bad, just hit your mute button for a second (the guy prob won't even notice).



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    Quote Originally Posted by bustyameera View Post
    i did it accidentally once. The guy made a sad face and left. I would actually not want to do it on purpose, but some guys seriously like it for some odd reason.
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    I'm lmao at the guys who run away when a chick farts! I guess it ruins the show/fantasy for them? idk, if it were me and I had to fart really bad I would probably just turn the mic off and blast away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenixxxrising View Post
    I'm lmao at the guys who run away when a chick farts! I guess it ruins the show/fantasy for them? idk, if it were me and I had to fart really bad I would probably just turn the mic off and blast away.
    haha yeah, i mean its not like they can smell it or anything, unless there is new "smellivision" technology i haven't heard of yet one of my exes got super grossed out if a girl even burped, we were hanging out with some friends once and one of my girlfriends burbped bc she thought it was funny and he seriously almost puked

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    I've made good money off the fart fetish/queef fetish guys, so I don't mind.

    And if I've slipped a real one out by accident with a vanilla customer, they usually don't notice it

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    Girls fart?


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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelCummings View Post
    haha yeah, i mean its not like they can smell it or anything, unless there is new "smellivision" technology i haven't heard of yet one of my exes got super grossed out if a girl even burped, we were hanging out with some friends once and one of my girlfriends burbped bc she thought it was funny and he seriously almost puked
    that is so silly to me! LOL guys do the most disgusting things and think nothing of it but when a girl does it she's an alien from another planet!
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