Results 1 to 17 of 17

Thread: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

  1. #1
    Banned
    Joined
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    2,197
    Thanks
    1,064
    Thanked 2,338 Times in 1,089 Posts

    Dizzy This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    I'll never understand why some providers sabotage themselves like this. This is everything you should NOT do when posting an ad. If there is a rumor about you ignore it or have a blog on your site where you can write about it in a non-angry way lol. Ads like this are just embarrassing. This morning, I'm researching cities I want to tour and came across this. Thought i'd share.

  2. #2
    Senior Member SexyLyric's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2011
    Location
    DC Metro
    Posts
    123
    Thanks
    84
    Thanked 63 Times in 33 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    -____- ... She says she's intelligent but she really can't spell worth a damn... I can't believe she mentioned her kids in an escorting ad...

    My cousin escorts and she asks every man if he's a member of a law enforcement agency because of the entrapment law they can't lie but to put that in an ad...

    We have seen it all...

  3. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to SexyLyric For This Useful Post:


  4. #3
    Banned
    Joined
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    2,197
    Thanks
    1,064
    Thanked 2,338 Times in 1,089 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Quote Originally Posted by SexyLyric View Post

    My cousin escorts and she asks every man if he's a member of a law enforcement agency because of the entrapment law they can't lie but to put that in an ad...

    .
    Actually that is one of the biggest misconceptions. Your cousin better research those laws again. Cops CAN and will lie to entrap you. They will even go as far as having sex with you in states like Kentucky. So if that is the only screening she does>>> The "Are you a cop?" question. She is playing with fire .. big time.

  5. #4
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Dec 2010
    Posts
    202
    Thanks
    142
    Thanked 139 Times in 72 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Entrapment is when the cops get you to do something illegal that you wouldn't have done without their involvement. Like if a cop comes up to you on the street, and befriends you, then a few weeks later asks you to sling crack for him and when you start slinging it for him- he arrests you. TouringGirlfriend is right- the cops don't have to tell you they are cops if you ask them.

  6. #5
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Apr 2011
    Location
    on Earth
    Posts
    920
    Thanks
    4,225
    Thanked 789 Times in 402 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Quote Originally Posted by SexyLyric View Post
    -____- ... She says she's intelligent but she really can't spell worth a damn.
    First thought that came to mind She needs to use that money to take her a** back to english class!!

  7. #6
    Veteran Member Cheo_D's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2010
    Location
    An Island
    Posts
    236
    Thanks
    539
    Thanked 148 Times in 92 Posts

    Post Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Quote Originally Posted by BBWChanel View Post
    Entrapment is when the cops get you to do something illegal that you wouldn't have done without their involvement. Like if a cop comes up to you on the street, and befriends you, then a few weeks later asks you to sling crack for him and when you start slinging it for him- he arrests you. TouringGirlfriend is right- the cops don't have to tell you they are cops if you ask them.

    Exactly. How the hell could any undercover investigation happen otherwise? Hard to believe that street myth about outing themselves keeps being perpetuated.

    What does happpen is that if a LEO is about to intervene a citizen in exercise of their authority in a way that may affect their rights, i.e. order a stop, detain for questioning, search or arrest, THEN s/he's supposed to identify truthfully as such.

    And that's right, it's not "entrapment" if you are already involved in the unlawful activity. It's a "sting".

  8. #7
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Dec 2010
    Posts
    202
    Thanks
    142
    Thanked 139 Times in 72 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    There is this whole video series on youtube.com by FlexYourRights, where they teach you how to deal with cops. The first video is all about exercising your rights and not allowing the police to search you or your vehicle... ever. Another thing is that people think that if a cop doesn't read you your Miranda rights that you are automatically 'off the hook'.. which is also not true. Cops can liiiiiiiiiieee and WILL lie their asses off to get you to admit to something.. even if you aren't guilty. Most cops are pure pricks. I've (unfortunately) had too many problems with them that I could have avoided completely if I had educated myself. But seriously though, after watching those videos- I don't give a shit about police encounters anymore. Just never say ANYTHING.

  9. #8
    Veteran Member Anastasia Foxx's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Somewhere below the Mason-Dixon Line but above the Gulf of Mexico
    Posts
    268
    Thanks
    26
    Thanked 216 Times in 101 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Oh. Wow. What an ad.
    **Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.**

  10. The Following User Says Thank You to Anastasia Foxx For This Useful Post:


  11. #9
    Veteran Member naughtycammer's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    298
    Thanks
    1,476
    Thanked 358 Times in 161 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    I do like to laugh at backpage ads once in awhile. You see everything. lol.
    I like naked chicks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam38g View Post
    I refuse to feel guilt about my sexuality. I REFUSE to feel bad about my job.

  12. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to naughtycammer For This Useful Post:


  13. #10
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Atlanta, GA
    Posts
    334
    Thanks
    8
    Thanked 137 Times in 72 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Quote Originally Posted by SexyLyric View Post
    -____- ... She says she's intelligent but she really can't spell worth a damn... I can't believe she mentioned her kids in an escorting ad...

    My cousin escorts and she asks every man if he's a member of a law enforcement agency because of the entrapment law they can't lie but to put that in an ad...

    We have seen it all...
    this is hilarious lol guess all the ppl in jail for hooking or drug dealing didnt catch that memo. if it was that simple, less ppl would be in jail. Cant beleive ppl think this is true. I'd love to watch someone use this defense in their trial.

  14. #11
    Banned
    Joined
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    2,197
    Thanks
    1,064
    Thanked 2,338 Times in 1,089 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Quote Originally Posted by missginger View Post
    this is hilarious lol guess all the ppl in jail for hooking or drug dealing didnt catch that memo. if it was that simple, less ppl would be in jail. Cant beleive ppl think this is true. I'd love to watch someone use this defense in their trial.
    I know right. It only goes to show that people get into this business thinking they know it all and don't know a damn thing. I feel bad for the ladies that jump into this without research.

  15. #12
    Banned
    Joined
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    958
    Thanks
    170
    Thanked 457 Times in 225 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    There is no such thing as entrapment. Cops lie.

    I am starting to wonder if cops started the rumor that they have to tell you they are cops, just to make it easier for them to start busting people.

    I don't even understand what kind of ad that is supposed to be. Wtf?

    She even mispelled her own name.

    And she obviously stole her disclaimer at the bottom (note I said at the bottom because her entire "ad" is really some attempt at a disclaimer) because the bottom is spelled correctly and in decent English.

  16. #13
    Veteran Member bun's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    415
    Thanks
    225
    Thanked 784 Times in 217 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Even if I had a very persistent erection for her, it would have died in 7 different places. It's almost as if she's trying to chase away potential clients.

    It DISTURBS me how many people maintain those silly police/privacy misconceptions. Especially privacy. Who the fuck consents to a search? Or steps out of their vehicle when a copper asks. I roll down my window like two inches. I'm actually really looking forward to watching that YT channel once I get to an actual computer.

  17. #14
    Veteran Member limecoconut's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2011
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    418
    Thanks
    853
    Thanked 515 Times in 171 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Wonder how she came up with the number 59%... lol

  18. The Following User Says Thank You to limecoconut For This Useful Post:


  19. #15
    God/dess Arialandre's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2010
    Location
    British Columbia, Canada
    Posts
    2,895
    Thanks
    383
    Thanked 2,466 Times in 895 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Lol wait you don't actually have to get out of your car when they ask u to?

  20. #16
    Featured Member wanderlust08's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    761
    Thanks
    24
    Thanked 248 Times in 136 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Quote Originally Posted by TouringGirlfriend View Post
    http://huntsville.backpage.com/Femal...ted-34/3279504

    I'll never understand why some providers sabotage themselves like this. This is everything you should NOT do when posting an ad. If there is a rumor about you ignore it or have a blog on your site where you can write about it in a non-angry way lol. Ads like this are just embarrassing. This morning, I'm researching cities I want to tour and came across this. Thought i'd share.
    Gah, there's nothing more annoying than girls who go on and on about how they're "above" sex workers. Of course, we could just go see her reviews, they will tell if she's a "legal" escort or not. I hate to break it to this chick, but unless you've got a business license and a Tax ID number or work for a company that does, you're NOT a legal escort.

  21. #17
    Banned
    Joined
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    2,197
    Thanks
    1,064
    Thanked 2,338 Times in 1,089 Posts

    Default Re: This is hilarious (Escort ad)

    Quote Originally Posted by wanderlust08 View Post
    Gah, there's nothing more annoying than girls who go on and on about how they're "above" sex workers. Of course, we could just go see her reviews, they will tell if she's a "legal" escort or not. I hate to break it to this chick, but unless you've got a business license and a Tax ID number or work for a company that does, you're NOT a legal escort.
    Right! LOL!

Similar Threads

  1. Escort Referral vs Escort Agency
    By SexxySadie in forum Other Work
    Replies: 43
    Last Post: 04-11-2011, 11:23 PM
  2. Replies: 9
    Last Post: 09-05-2010, 05:45 PM
  3. differences between solo escort and agency escort?
    By RebeccaSolidarity in forum Other Work
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 06-28-2008, 04:38 PM
  4. hilarious ad!
    By Chrissy68 in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 12-17-2007, 10:35 PM
  5. this is hilarious!!
    By jennymodel in forum General Board
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 05-12-2003, 08:07 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •