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    A reporter friend of mine tipped me off that Osama has been killed. Should be hitting the news any minute now.
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    yeah, Obama is about to address the nation in the next couple of minutes.

    Hope the info is correct!

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    watching it now. and posting. lol
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    Yea! Goodbye douchebag!
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    Yeah! Bye bye scumbag and may you burn in hell.

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    i like how the first place i find out about osamas death is on facebook.
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    Holy Shiite!

    They have his dead corpse up already. Go /b/tards!

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    *found out on Twitter*



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    Found out here. lol. Watching the news now. I got the chills. God bless America, hoooraaahhh!!!

    I wanna go out and celebrate.
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    I burst into tears when I saw the news report. I hope he suffered miserably.

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    This is a great day for America!!!

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    Somewhere, Toby Keith is writing songs like a motherfucker
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    I don't see why everyone is celebrating prematurely; in circumstances like these, especially within organizations such as al-Quaeda , there's always someone lined up to succeed his position.

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    We've also killed or captured a number of their other high level leaders over the past 10 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I don't see why everyone is celebrating prematurely; in circumstances like these, especially within organizations such as al-Quaeda , there's always someone lined up to succeed his position.
    I hope it curbs their enthusiasm for the job; seeing as they nothing but, a violent death awaiting them. Not even billions of dollars and ideological allies can keep them alive.

    Whole tiers of the organization are gone. Killed, safe houses destroyed, front business seized or closed, accounts frozen, ................. We can keep the heat on indefinitely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I don't see why everyone is celebrating prematurely; in circumstances like these, especially within organizations such as al-Quaeda , there's always someone lined up to succeed his position.
    What do you think people's reactions should be?

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    ^i think acknowledging it as a positive change but also keeping it in perspective would be ideal.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
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    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    ^i think acknowledging it as a positive change but also keeping it in perspective would be ideal.
    I'll just say that I strongly disagree with you.

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    Well... here's hoping that we get plenty of customers blowing their money at strip clubs to celebrate over the next few days. Cause, damnit, there ain't nothin' more American than blowing your entire paycheck on strippers. God bless America!
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnjdick View Post
    Well... here's hoping that we get plenty of customers blowing their money at strip clubs to celebrate over the next few days. Cause, damnit, there ain't nothin' more American than blowing your entire paycheck on strippers. God bless America!
    Right on brah.

    I just texted my gf at work telling her I hope she gets a multiple hour champange room by a customer celebrating this.

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    hmm, i smell bullshit . the body has been buried at sea? c'mon, we need to see the body for it to be true.
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    I wish I was at work tonight! At least then i could of ran out and partied at the WTC.

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    Not sure what my reaction is. Maybe shock or a wtf. It seems like its been forever that this man has been dodging the authorities. Glad that we finally caught him.

    Evil deeds should not go unpunished. It's so surreal to me that people have gathered in such large numbers to celebrate his death. I haven't seen anything like this...ever.

    Hope the backlash is nonexistent.

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    I actually would expect a rise in activity for al-Qaeda sadly... he's a martyr now. I agree with some of the above posters that it is a step in the right direction, but there is def. not a reason to believe that al-Qaeda is going to be demoralized... according to them he is honored in death remember...

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