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    Inspired by the Batman V Jesus thread.

    So, who would win-Batman or Chuck Norris?
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    Batman, duh
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    don't know. I'm a die-hard batman fan and even I'd be hard pressed
    to say. Chuck Norris does have the power of the beard.

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    I am sure Batman would have instant fast Nair in his utility belt and spray it to defuse the beard power
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    ^ LOL!!!

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    Default Re: Batman or Chuck Norris?

    Chuck Norris. The reason is stricly because it's Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnakeBabe View Post
    I am sure Batman would have instant fast Nair in his utility belt and spray it to defuse the beard power
    my hubby is loling
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    Dun na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post
    Inspired by the Batman V Jesus thread.

    So, who would win-Batman or Chuck Norris?
    I think that would be as difficult to answer as, "Who looks sexier handcuffed in the backseat of a police car, you or Kylea?"

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    ^^^^^ Ow-ow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle2 View Post
    I think that would be as difficult to answer as, "Who looks sexier handcuffed in the backseat of a police car, you or Kylea?"
    In case anyone missed this.

    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=143108

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    Chuck Norris. Lets be real here people.

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    Yes, but even sans beard, Chuck Norris's nipples are more mighty than Vinyl Batman nippies.

    They just are. I bet you Chuck Norris's nipples could have won WWII armed with nothing more than Norris-imbued might.

    *sidenote: I would LOVE to see a chuck norris/catwoman fight/fuck scene.

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    But Batman has the sweetest ride




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    I'd love to see a Batman/Chuck Norris fight. That would be SO EPIC!
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    Default Re: Batman or Chuck Norris?

    Here's a free-for-all with Batman and Robin, and Bruce Lee:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13IuxNixyig

    Bruce Lee kicks Robin's ass

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