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    Default Escort Advertising gone horribly wrong...lol

    I just had to share how ridiculous this ad is. I don't know how this chick manages to put so much text in her ad (backpage supposedly has a cap on the amount of ad copy) but I am in literal awe of this ad. The pyschology minor in me is pointing out major symptoms of schizophrenia...good lord.

    http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEs...o-m-24/3613663

    any thoughts?

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    My eyes hurt from just looking at it. Can't bring myself to actually read it

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    Oh my god I just looked at some of the pictures on her website. I need to go bleach my eyeballs now.
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    OMG!! That girl is totally crazy. I bet she's entertaining though! I would be worried about her safety, considering her address is there, but I think she might be too crazy to become a target. Hard to tell who or what will answer the door!

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    Yeah, I definitely think posting her address is a really bad move, but I doubt the reason she's not getting appointments is because someone's stealing her calls...it's probably because she's batshit crazy.

    Posting her address...no bueno?

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    OMG! 24 my ass!! That pic with her hair wrapped around her face and the black eye liner around her lips is just too much. I hope none of my cam regulars come across this. They may never be horny again!!

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    She didn't take any pictures for almost two years, can you guys tell the difference between the sets? In some of the older pics she looks kinda cute, presentable at least, but in the newer set she really went downhill. Combination of schizophrenia & drugs maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanderlust08 View Post
    I just had to share how ridiculous this ad is. I don't know how this chick manages to put so much text in her ad (backpage supposedly has a cap on the amount of ad copy) but I am in literal awe of this ad. The pyschology minor in me is pointing out major symptoms of schizophrenia...good lord.



    any thoughts?
    Hey love,

    You need to start calling/texting me more so I know that you're ok.
    I saw that ad before and I had the exact same reaction. She must be nuts!
    Yeah she's really going to attract great clients with that win of an ad. Bless her little heart.

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    Wtf is up with her hair.. hobo chic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TouringGirlfriend View Post
    Hey love,

    You need to start calling/texting me more so I know that you're ok.
    I saw that ad before and I had the exact same reaction. She must be nuts!
    Yeah she's really going to attract great clients with that win of an ad. Bless her little heart.
    Sorry hun, I dropped my blackberry and it shattered into a million pieces and I didn't wanna upgrade to a new phone so it's on backorder and I'm still waiting for it. Just using my separate line right now. I went on a little hiatus from work and just started working again yesterday, done pretty well so far my regs all missed me lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanderlust08 View Post
    Sorry hun, I dropped my blackberry and it shattered into a million pieces and I didn't wanna upgrade to a new phone so it's on backorder and I'm still waiting for it. Just using my separate line right now. I went on a little hiatus from work and just started working again yesterday, done pretty well so far my regs all missed me lol.
    You and your phones smh!!!

    Well I'm glad that you're doing well.

    I knew something was wrong when I hadn't heard from you.

    Yeah the ad is a big HELL NO!

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    Oh my. I need either a brain or a memory transplant to get that hot mess out of my head. Geez
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    Default Re: Escort Advertising gone horribly wrong...lol

    all I gotta say is WTF???

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    Default Re: Escort Advertising gone horribly wrong...lol

    thats not even her hair

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    funny how she mentions in her rant to call the police if you can't get thru to her on the phone and tell the police that you were trying to reach her and her calls are being stolen.

    YES, call the police and tell them you were calling the bat shit crazy escort!!! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmisssunshine View Post
    funny how she mentions in her rant to call the police if you can't get thru to her on the phone and tell the police that you were trying to reach her and her calls are being stolen.

    YES, call the police and tell them you were calling the bat shit crazy escort!!! LOL
    That is TOOOO funny! Who the hell wants to deal with an escort with all that drama??? Pfft!

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    Wow...that is just... WOW!

    No words. (And it's quite shocking when I have no words)

    This chick is setting herself up for major disaster.

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    Default Re: Escort Advertising gone horribly wrong...lol

    oh my god......................

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    LOL she says she is 1000% NO DRAMA!

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    Default Re: Escort Advertising gone horribly wrong...lol

    I was thinking the same thing. It looks synthetic, very similar to the braiding hair we sell at Sally's. Either way....gross!

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    She said she has had only 4 calls in the last month, and this is what has led her to believe her calls are being stolen.

    I am guess there are other factors at play as to why she has had 4 calls this month.

    I am also guessing some of those calls were the wrong number.

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    How does that even qualify as an ad? She should use that money she's making and go see a shrink. She has been posting that same ad for a year now. How sad. WTF??

    You know what though ... ? Some hobbyists will read that and go for it anyway. They believe the super crazy ones are the best lay. :/

    From her website:
    This is my business. -Madison- The photos on this site are my photos. I have a group of thieves stealing all of my phone calls. These thieves will say and do absolutely anything to harm me in any way they can. My family (the good one's in the family) and myself need your help getting these thieves caught.
    Who the hell would steal her photos????

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    Default Re: Escort Advertising gone horribly wrong...lol

    Maybe that's her marketing ploy.....crazy chic = crazy sex????

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    Hey Buffylovr, can u hook me up with a hairpiece like that? Think I'm gonna go for that look...

    In all seriousness tho, Smurfette is right, her pics from two years ago til now are really different. The poor girl has been through a world of hurt obviously.

    Drugs?

    Who knows?

    Poor thing.

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    Oh yes, but I don't think we can possibly make it look as nappy and grungy as hers does .

    I have a hard time feeling sorry for girls like her. She seems perfectly content with who she is (1000% in fact, lol).

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