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    Why is it sometimes in two parts? Like two consistencies and colors? Stupid question....didn't know where else to ask....couldn't find an answer from Google.

    Like how sometimes part of it is clear and slippery and the other part is white and thicker, but sometimes its all mixed together...???

    Does that make sense? LOL can't believe I'm even asking this hahaha

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    thick = sperm

    thin = seminal fluid

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    Hey don't feel bad bc i have soooooo wondered the same thing!! and Army that seems like a very good answer!!..

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    an ounce of perspiration and a pound of the mother load!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    thick = sperm

    thin = seminal fluid
    ^^^ Yes. To elaborate (hey, you never know what they do or don't teach in schools these days) the thin/sperm part is coming from the testicles, and the thick/seminal fluid part is coming from the prostate.

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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    ^ Lmao... SW should have a like button!!!
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    ^^^ It's a penis, not a martini shaker.
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    I honestly didn't know this. However, even though it's thinner the seminal fluid can contain spem. I know a few girls who got pregnant on precum.

    Ok, question but can you tell whether a man had a vasectomy via this? I don't think I've ever been with a man who had one.

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    ^ As far as I know the answer is no you cannot.
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    ^^^ It's a penis, not a martini shaker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I honestly didn't know this. However, even though it's thinner the seminal fluid can contain spem. I know a few girls who got pregnant on precum.

    Ok, question but can you tell whether a man had a vasectomy via this? I don't think I've ever been with a man who had one.
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    ^ As far as I know the answer is no you cannot.
    I'm thinking way back to 8th grade biology here, but I *think* some small amount of sperm can escape along with pre-ejaculate, but we're talking ridiculously astronomical odds here.

    I think the more likely scenario is that your friends, Kelly, were told by boyfriends that they didn't ejaculate ("No baby, no, I promised I'd pull out!"), or some other BS to avoid admitting that they did not do what they promised or that they ejaculated too soon and wanted to avoid shame.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Probably, they were pretty stupid women. I told them to use condoms but not good enough for them.

    Ironically I know someone who got pregnant after he husband had a vasectomy. Freaky.

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    I am a major cum guzzler, but his is putting me off!

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    anyone know if a guy can control the amount? i know one guy i'm seeing now thats always a HUGE cumshot show... it actually makes me laugh (which i had to explain to him bc it kinda killed the moment)... and some other guys are like *drip drip* is it a diet thing? just wondering? as for thick and thin, i've always thought the thin water stff was precum and the thick stuff was the goods~

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    ^^^ Increasing the duration in between ejaculations increases volume for me. Also, the longer the period of arousal prior to ejaculation, the greater the volume for me. I think it's an individual thing though.

    I don't think men can directly control the volume. If we could, there would be a sport dedicated to it, or at least a drunken hobby of some sort. "Dude, I totally kicked your ass the last time we played Milkshake War!"
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    ok, but WHY is it sometimes mixed, and sometimes separate???? I knew they were different things, but why the separation? is it mixed if the dude is horny for longer? or is it separate because they were horny and jerked off fast??? SO CURIOUS!

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    ^^^ It's a penis, not a martini shaker.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    It's not "separate", just some comes before the rest, lol.

    The fluid is flowing from he prostate the minute a guy gets hard. How much depends on the guy. Sometimes it won't even really be noticeable. When, a guy cums, the muscle spasms in a couple of different areas come into play, releasing the sperm from the testes and forcing a larger quantity of fluid from the prostate to carry it.

    The two mix right through the base of the shaft. It's not always going to be an "even" mixture. SO before guy gums, there may or may not be a small amount of the clear slippery stuff which may or may not continue to be present until he ejaculates. When he gets off, you get the full mixture, in which the milky stuff with all the swimmers in it is "carried" by the larger quantities of clear stuff produced for the event.

    But as Lestat pointed out - it's a dick, not a martini shaker. So the stuff isn't always completely evenly mixed on it's way out.

    Hope that helped...

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    you learn something new everyday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    ^^^ It's a penis, not a martini shaker.
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    Omg I so needed that laugh!!!
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    I love this thread lol

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    Because it is not readily homogenized inside the body. If you want it mixed better, you're gonna have to do a lot of work on your partner.

    Oh, and you gals (at least some of you) can easily get preggie from pre-cum, especially if your guy has already cum once soon before. So play safe and have fun!
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    lol thank you everyone. I was hoping maybe it said something health-wise but as usual, the human body remains a bit of a mystery

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    Quote Originally Posted by jennsweet View Post
    anyone know if a guy can control the amount? i know one guy i'm seeing now thats always a HUGE cumshot show... it actually makes me laugh (which i had to explain to him bc it kinda killed the moment)... and some other guys are like *drip drip* is it a diet thing? just wondering? as for thick and thin, i've always thought the thin water stff was precum and the thick stuff was the goods~
    Zinc in the diet will increase seminal fluid, as will all the other trace minerals.

    Animal proteins of course.

    The average amount for a healthy male is 10 CCs.

    Some men can prevent ejaculation but enjoy the orgasm by controlling the key muscles located down there. Kegels.

    The second method is to GENTLY tug on the scrotum (balls sack) the spermatic muscles contract pushing the sperm up from the testicles through the vas deferens to the urethra. Stretching this muscles out and prevent ejaculation.

    third is to press firmly on the perineum during orgasm. The perineum is the area between the anus and the scrotum for men and the anus and vagina for women. Often referred to as the "taint" since it "taint either". This can prevent ejaculation as well.

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    t should be mentioned that technique #3 can be extremely uncomfortable or even painful, lol.

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    ^ ya none of those ideas sound hot. i dont think he'll cum if i pull down on his balls and up on his taint lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jennsweet View Post
    ^ ya none of those ideas sound hot. i dont think he'll cum if i pull down on his balls and up on his taint lol
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