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    What are some of your most embarrassing moments on cam?

    Mine hands down was the incident that I posted about in a thread a while back when my parents caught me camming while I was still living at their house. I didn't even have time to cut off my mic or cam so all the guys in my free chat room saw and heard EVERYTHING - all of the commotion, me struggling to come up with an excuse for why I was in my birthday suit and hastily trying to compose myself and put my clothes back on, all the "What the hell?!"s and " knock next time!!"s and they laughed at me for weeks, everytime I was on cam at least one person would make a joke about it

    But recently I had another cam fail where there was a guy who came in wanting to be dominated. I'm naturally a sub so I haven't really gone out of my way to master the craft of domination. So anyway, he's telling me what he wants and he was like, "Oh, I hope this is ok, I'm not pathetic am I?". I smiled and I was like, "No sweetie, you are totally fine! It's ok to want to be dominated, and I want to make you happy so your wish is my command". WHOOPS *facepalm* he left immediately after I said that! lol! I guess he wanted me to tell him how pathetic he was and shit but what can I say, it's just not instinctual for me lol but I'm working on it

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    LOL I can't do domme stuff at all. I just pass on those shows. It is totally not in my nature and I feel like such a loser trying to do them, very uncomfortable.

    I guess my biggest cam fail so far is queefing on cam...LOL! Everytime I am in doggystyle and I go back to the on my back position I always queef and I have tricks I can do so that I won't but some times they come anyways and it sounds like a gigantic fart! Embarrassing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ruby49 View Post
    Instead of "I want to suck your hard cock" I accidently said something like "Suck my hard cock"! They guy left pvt immediately lol. And rated me one star Oops!


    ahhhh mann.

    im really lauthing out loud over here.
    sorry that happened to you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCamgirl View Post
    LOL I can't do domme stuff at all. I just pass on those shows. It is totally not in my nature and I feel like such a loser trying to do them, very uncomfortable.

    I guess my biggest cam fail so far is queefing on cam...LOL! Everytime I am in doggystyle and I go back to the on my back position I always queef and I have tricks I can do so that I won't but some times they come anyways and it sounds like a gigantic fart! Embarrassing.
    OMG I've done that too! lol!! it's awful when the air gets trapped between the dildo and your vajayjay and i suspect some guys think it's flatulence, esp since my ass is facing towards the cam. I almost feel like adding a disclaimer whenever that happens like, THAT WAS MY P**Y!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ruby49 View Post
    Instead of "I want to suck your hard cock" I accidently said something like "Suck my hard cock"! They guy left pvt immediately lol. And rated me one star Oops!


    I've done that before as well LOL. Especially when I was a total noob and got really nervous. I would be like, "Mmm yeah baby... I'm so hard, suck that dick" and he would be like "Wait. Whaaaat??!"

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    OMG I was just hoping that there was a thread like this for something I did the other night! The guy had an accent and we were chatting a bit in pvt while I got naked. I referenced a song as I exposed my pussy and I would have sworn that he said, "sing it for me."

    So I plopped down on my bed and started singing. I thought it was weird but whatever floats your boat, right?

    After a few bars (and I'm NOT a good singer) he got a weird look on his face. Between the odd look and the odd request I realized that he'd said, "FINGER for me."

    I flopped back onto my back so fast you'd have thought I was a trap door, hauled my knees up and fingered my pussy with abandon and more than the usual helping of enthusiasm in an awkward attempt to make him forget what had just happened.

    He didn't mention it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs


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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    OMG I was just hoping that there was a thread like this for something I did the other night! The guy had an accent and we were chatting a bit in pvt while I got naked. I referenced a song as I exposed my pussy and I would have sworn that he said, "sing it for me."

    So I plopped down on my bed and started singing. I thought it was weird but whatever floats your boat, right?

    After a few bars (and I'm NOT a good singer) he got a weird look on his face. Between the odd look and the odd request I realized that he'd said, "FINGER for me."

    I flopped back onto my back so fast you'd have thought I was a trap door, hauled my knees up and fingered my pussy with abandon and more than the usual helping of enthusiasm in an awkward attempt to make him forget what had just happened.

    He didn't mention it.

    to the 2nd power! Isobel you always keep me in stitches, thank you

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    ROFL! this is the best thread ever.

    i'm so horrible with accents, especially british accents. i mishear EVERYTHING. sometimes even when it's an american accent. i can totally relate to the sing it/finger for me mishap! one reason i hate doing phone/working on sites where the guys can use audio.

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    One time i was about to go out and was just waiting on my friend so i figured i would hop on cam for a little
    So I get a pvt like super quick and the guy says let me see ur ass...so i turned around and "went doggy" then while still kneeling i pulled down my jeans and my thong...turned my head around looked at myself on the screen and I had a tampon string hanging out!!!(I got on so quick I forgot i was even on my period) The worst part is the guy didn't leave he just said let me see ur tits now. I turned around acted like i was gonna show my boobs and logged off so damn quick lol
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    I was super high one day (It's medical! Woo!) and got horny, and the little girl in me who loves to be watched came out... and I stupidly went on cam. I got a private almost instantly and went into a total stripper dance routine, and forgot to look at what he was saying. Well, what he WAS saying was "Sit down! Sit down! I've seen a girl before, come talk to me for a second! Sheesh!".... When I saw it, I let out a noise that could only be described as "MEEP!", my eyes got real wide and I literally dove downward and shut my computer. Oi.

    Other than that? When I was doing sessions with "wedding dress man", I was (at a request) in a wedding dress, panties stuffed in mouth, and I had a fishnet stocking "hood" over my head. He wanted me to spank my ass with a spatula. This man pays for the minutes it takes me to go get weird items from around my house.... and I take a long time ... I get paid for nothing, it's awesome. So I go into the kitchen to get the spatula dressed like that, and there's my room mate making mac and cheese. So it was technically "off cam".... but it was a cam related blooper!

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    HAHA,you ladies are funny!! Well one time it was super hot in my house,but not hot enough to turn the air on yet. So I put up the window and took out the screen so I could feel the wind directly. Well this big a** water/cockroach looking bug decided to come through my window and soak up some shade. At the time I didn't know his plans. He waited until I logged on SM to then come in my background during a private session w/a regular. Luckily I looked up before he came into view and was able to log off very quickly!! Still if the guy had seen him,forget a bad rating he probably would have left some comment about me having a nasty house filled w/roaches Man that thing was huge

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    This one time I was doing a shower show and had my hand up on the rod, not really leaning on it, just needed somewhere to put my hand and the bar quickly fell! I just left it on the ground and kept going. He didn't say anything about it LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCamgirl View Post
    LOL I can't do domme stuff at all. I just pass on those shows. It is totally not in my nature and I feel like such a loser trying to do them, very uncomfortable.

    I guess my biggest cam fail so far is queefing on cam...LOL! Everytime I am in doggystyle and I go back to the on my back position I always queef and I have tricks I can do so that I won't but some times they come anyways and it sounds like a gigantic fart! Embarrassing.
    OMG I have exactly the same problem. So glad you posted first or i'd never have said a thing lmao!!!

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    Actually just lately except with my very favourite regulars, EVERY moment on cam seems like a fail to me. I dunno whether i gave myself too much time off/ got lazy, but it's like I've forgotten how to be sexy!! The whole thing just feels awkward atm.

    On the plus side, this thread has me in stitches!! Thanks for the laughs

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    omg omg this just happened to me recently so this guy comes in my room asking if i had anything to tie myself up with...I'm thinking maybe he meant just tie up my legs or hands but whatever money is money. So i say yea and we go exclusive. He has me tie my scarf across my open mouth so i can't really talk. I'm over here trying to talk and say things like "like this baby" then he immediately goes oh fuck gotta go. All of that for 2 mins in exclusive. I felt so dumb!!! Sitting there with a stupid scarf in my mouth. I bet he was laughing at me. Looking back on it I'm laughing too. SMH





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    Tonight I started my period while in a pvt. I had a big pink toy shoved up my lady parts. Awesome fail. Considering I'm not supposed to get my period EVER.Fail.

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    I farted when I was doing a good booty bounce and shake and it was LOUD! I was mortified!


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    On mfc in a very long pvt with a reg i was going buckass wild and my wig came off as i was leaning back but i grabbed it be for it hit the floor. Oh and when i work during the day and my son yells mommy i love you. I have gotten my period in the middle of a squirt. I played blind tiger on mfc and walked into a wall. Extra loud queefing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by the contessa View Post

    other than that? When i was doing sessions with "wedding dress man", i was (at a request) in a wedding dress, panties stuffed in mouth, and i had a fishnet stocking "hood" over my head. He wanted me to spank my ass with a spatula. This man pays for the minutes it takes me to go get weird items from around my house.... And i take a long time ... I get paid for nothing, it's awesome. So i go into the kitchen to get the spatula dressed like that, and there's my room mate making mac and cheese. So it was technically "off cam".... But it was a cam related blooper!
    roflol

    And Ruby, Angel, I do that too! ALL THE TIME! Sometimes it like when you just get really caught up in the dirty talk you start switching your pronouns around.


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    I just remembered another one! I'd just been given a chocolate bunny for Easter and I didn't really want to eat it. It was one of those shitty hollow ones that tastes all waxy. It was in the background in my room and I didn't notice until an exclusive show asked if I'd put it in my pussy. Not thinking I said yes for an additional tip and crammed it up there.

    Chocolate + body heat + pressure of pussy all around hollow chocolate = ultimate fail

    It collapsed and melted almost immediately. Chocolate massacre! It looked like my pussy had taken a dump. Chocolate was EVERYWHERE, my vulva, my pussy, my ass, EVERYWHERE. It was disgusting and really hard to wash out!

    Fortunately I didn't get a yeast infection and I wasn't in group chat so there was nobody popping in after the chocolate melted to think I'd just completely fucking explosive shit myself on cam.

    His reaction? "Well. That was...different."


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs


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    On MFC I did a panty sell and stuff them up my cooch and it took 20min to get them out. I was in the squat position looking like I was about to give birth with my finger in my vag


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    Last week, I accidentally gave a free show when I thought I was in "group" (don't ask).
    I didn't realize until some guy said, "I came...btw, you're in free chat."


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanSongs View Post
    Last week, I accidentally gave a free show when I thought I was in "group" (don't ask).
    I didn't realize until some guy said, "I came...btw, you're in free chat."
    OMFG! That douche, tryin'a all get a free show. Asshole. Well, I guess at least he told you?


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    ok. this is this funniest thread ever. making me lol all over
    i went on cam one time after coming back from the bar, shwasted. I went on cam for a while, and had to pee since I was slamming shots of Captin morgan's through the night. I was like BRB, then ran back into the bedroom. Well I hurried up and took a piss.. When I was back on cam I didn't realize it at first but there were a couple of squares of Toilet paper hanging off the back my thong! My mouth dropped and I yanked out the webcam off the laptop before fixing my lady bits. I don't know how I couldnt have noticed it- felt like the worst idiot ever .. gawd!!

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    I cam in a room off my husband's office in my basement. It is basically big enough for a full size futon mattress (which is on the floor) an end table that my laptop sits on and a closet that I store all my stuff in. Well being in the basement we have millipedes (I call them thousand leggers and am extremely terrified of them). I was in a pvt one day and I'm spread eagle on the bed and one foot was on the floor and I see this damn millipede scurry across the floor. I jumped and I'm sure my eyes got real wide. He ran into a crack between the wall and the floor. The guy didn't say anything but I'm sure he noticed something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCamgirl View Post
    I guess my biggest cam fail so far is queefing on cam...LOL! Everytime I am in doggystyle and I go back to the on my back position I always queef and I have tricks I can do so that I won't but some times they come anyways and it sounds like a gigantic fart! Embarrassing.
    I still fart on cam ALL THE TIME and always claim it's queefing from doggy in my previous show LOL
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    So if you want to be with me
    With these things there’s no telling
    We just have to wait and see
    But I’d rather be working for a paycheck
    Than waiting to win the lottery
    Besides maybe this time is different
    I mean I really think you like me


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