I have braid extensions and one of my braids just came out while doing a cam show just a few moments ago. I hope the guy didn't notice it coming out. I still got the guy to cum glad it didn't turn him completely off enjoyed himself.
I have braid extensions and one of my braids just came out while doing a cam show just a few moments ago. I hope the guy didn't notice it coming out. I still got the guy to cum glad it didn't turn him completely off enjoyed himself.





LMAO at the braids! Today I wore fence net stockings and got them caught in my bra hook while undressing. They're all torn up now. Luckily the guy had a sense of humor!
I was about to cum during a show when my cat decided my dildo was a toy and jumped up, right in view of the cam trying to attack the dildo. Needless to say, I lock my cat out now during cam.





I had a tampon in and forgot to tuck the string in, and the guy said "can I watch you take your tampon out?" I told him that was disgusting, and he kept asking me to do it. I had to block his ass.










Probably when a dude wanted cock torture and I thought it would be cute to wear my jumbo, tall ass stripper heels and stomp on a dildo. Well, I did that and while walking around I stepped on a cap that fell off my water bottle and went tumbling back. Luckily my chair caught me but it was so obvious I fell. I didn't know what to say so I just got up and pretended nothing happened. The dude was sitting there with a smile on his face I knew he wanted to crack up laughing, and it seems like it was ruined. He stopped jerking off and eventually exited the cam.
Can't think of anything too embarrassing on cam, but there has been many times while phoning my kid would wake up crying and I'd have to hurry and hang up.


I was in a pvt show, going to town on myself with a dildo when my cat jumps on my bed. I swiftly kick her off and the guy is like, "WTF was that?!?" I could not stop laughing. He was understanding, though...thank God.






I was eating very small portions of sushi and i almost chocked D:
or anytime i cam from the living room...


there's a regular in my room who has the word "tickle" in his screen name. I was trying to respond to him, while reading a comment about my nipples.
So, when I tried to say tickle's name, it came out "tipple."
yeah, the whole room cracked up.




I am sure this is going to happen to me at some point...
due to my health issues - I had to have all of my teeth pulled and I got pearly white dentures...
I am super geeked I got a great smile now opposed to what I did have - but I KNOW those puppies are gonna come flying out at some point...Only because I am still getting use to wearing them and teaching myself how to talk all over again.
I love gum job jokes and all that - but I KNOW it's gonna happen....Hopefully it happens after my self conscious and insecurity dies down from my appearance at the moment..![]()
2 of my most memorable cam goofs were with regs thank GAWD!
-Hubby and I were in Phoenix in a hotel with 2 queens so I could work freely and not worry about keeping him awake. He was watching a movie on his laptop and had headphones so he couldn't hear me (my pvts get weird sometimes), and a reg came in wanting a BJ show. I'm going to town on my dildo when the hubby farted SUPER loud! he didn't think it made any sound until he looked over at my bed and I was just sitting there staring at him with a look of horror on my face, then he said "oops" and couldn't stop laughing. I tried to recover and go back to the show, but everytime I tried I would crack myself up and hearing him laugh made it worse lol! Luckily, the reg thought it was hilarious and he didn't hear the fart, only saw my face and thought housekeeping had walked in LOL
-Yesterday I was in the middle of a show riding my dildo and my cat jumped on the bed, with a lizard in her mouth, and let it go which proceeded to run straight for me! (I have a primal fear when it comes to lizards and roaches), I screamed, jumped up and narrowingly missed it touching me GAH! The reg laughed and asked if I was ok. After my cardio arrest I told him I was fine but could not stop laughing about the stupid cat and her "gift"



me and my gf were in the middle of private show and all of a sudden we hear like ten rounds of gunshots and we drop to the floor and turn off all the lights. every one logged off and our ratings went down. it was scary at the time but now im like wtf? we live on the top floor what were we dropping down for lol
also i always mix it up and say things like "suck my cock" or once even "lick my pissy" instead of pussy





How did I miss this thread?! Pure comedy! LoL!!!
When I did phone, I said the whole "suck my cock" thing to so many guys I cant even count...especially if I was tired, I said some really crazy stuff. Once I said something, I have honestly no idea what, but the guy sure seemed shocked and was like, whatd you say?! I told him, you know what Im tying to say just go with it...he laughed and we continued the call...the whole time me trying to wake up and remember what I said to him.
On cam...I had a guy with a smoking fetish...and I accidentally dropped the cigarette...I go flying off the bed not to get burnt, it goes flying off and Im trying to find where it landed and grab it...he watched me the whole time too...hot mess..for real.
In my persona life...LoL! Thank goodness it wasnt a paid cam show, but this ages before I even knew this existed..was on vid chat with a guy and exhausted....I was telling him bye and he started laughing so hard and I had no clue why...he was like, you really are tired...you said you had to get going because the dolphins have to eat in the morning and the clowns never feed them.
So yeah, I try not to work when Im super tired...I really do say weird stuff when Im fading in and out of consciousness...





Tonight I felt like I had to fart and I knew I wouldn't be able to fart like a stripper:
http://titsandsass.com/?p=137
since there was a dick in me so I thought I'd just moan really loud, spread the cheeks wide open and force it out real quick under cover of the moan.
Good plan, right?!
Well my timing was off so I ended up farting and THEN moaning.
I just kept going like maybe he wouldn't notice but he typed:
"Felt that good huh?"
I wanted to die. But I said, "Sure, but this will feel so much better!" and brought out the hitachi to distract him with an orgasm.
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That titsandass article was hilarious...love the divorce glitter![]()
I was doing a party chat show today and I kept queefing.. it was obviously not a fart since I had something in my ass at the time! The guys kept posting "LOL"s....



I was in a pretty intense group and I'd turned away from the conversation to focus on bringing myself off. My eyes were closed and it was taking forever, but once I finally came, I rolled over and saw my boyfriend's cat sitting at my laptop sniffing the webcam. When I nudged her to the side, I saw that she must have been sitting there the whole time because the entire conversation in my room consisted of pussy jokes that degenerated to comments like "well, your cat just ruined my boner."



I was doing party chats this evening, and finally had went over my goal with the 2nd party chat. Four minutes in to it, I hear my son crying. I kept doing my show thinking that his dad could handle it on his own. His dad opens the door to my cam room, because he couldn't find our son's formula, and then the sound of my son's cry's flooded my room. I jumped up and slammed the door, hitting my boyfriend's face. I got back on cam, but was so embarrassed that I ended up cancelling the show. I'm so afraid to get back on tonight. My boyfriend has officially dubbed me "Pussy Cancel" lol


Well, today I was in the middle of an orgasm and I kicked the webcam across the room with my foot...
I also queefed a lot in that show....guy still called me a "full 10" in his review, though. Thank god. Maybe he didn't notice the queefing...
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