
Originally Posted by
IsobelWren
Cool. I'm just peopling this thread with stupid shit I've done.
So I have my laptops on tv dinner tables because my room is really small so when I'm done camming I can pack the laptops away, fold up the tables, stow them and have a floor. I just started doing this thing that (in my mind) simulates climbing up on someone's lap to start the lapdance, except instead of pushing myself up by holding the arms of the chair I put my hands in the middle of the sides of the tv table.
Now, this has worked so far because I'm pretty aware of where the middle is.
Tonight I wasn't paying as much attention and put my weight just a LIIIITLE too far to the back of the table and flipped it away from me. I caught it before it went crashing to the ground but it knocked the cam off the laptop and disconnected it. The laptop slid halfway off and I did a belly flop into the table, tangled my feet in my sheets and cracked my knee on the floor but good.
Poor guy never came back. I'm sure the last thing he saw was me from an unflattering angle with an, "Oh SHIT!" look on my face as he toppled backwards. He may think I'm dead. I wonder if...yeah, I bet you he kept jerking it.
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