Page 3 of 33 FirstFirst 1234513 ... LastLast
Results 51 to 75 of 811

Thread: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

  1. #51
    Moderator IsobelWren's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2008
    Posts
    3,042
    Thanks
    6,061
    Thanked 9,946 Times in 1,854 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3
    My Mood
    Cheeky

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Cool. I'm just peopling this thread with stupid shit I've done.

    So I have my laptops on tv dinner tables because my room is really small so when I'm done camming I can pack the laptops away, fold up the tables, stow them and have a floor. I just started doing this thing that (in my mind) simulates climbing up on someone's lap to start the lapdance, except instead of pushing myself up by holding the arms of the chair I put my hands in the middle of the sides of the tv table.

    Now, this has worked so far because I'm pretty aware of where the middle is.

    Tonight I wasn't paying as much attention and put my weight just a LIIIITLE too far to the back of the table and flipped it away from me. I caught it before it went crashing to the ground but it knocked the cam off the laptop and disconnected it. The laptop slid halfway off and I did a belly flop into the table, tangled my feet in my sheets and cracked my knee on the floor but good.

    Poor guy never came back. I'm sure the last thing he saw was me from an unflattering angle with an, "Oh SHIT!" look on my face as he toppled backwards. He may think I'm dead. I wonder if...yeah, I bet you he kept jerking it.


    I

    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs


  2. #52
    Member KoyKili's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2011
    Posts
    65
    Thanks
    62
    Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    Cool. I'm just peopling this thread with stupid shit I've done.

    So I have my laptops on tv dinner tables because my room is really small so when I'm done camming I can pack the laptops away, fold up the tables, stow them and have a floor. I just started doing this thing that (in my mind) simulates climbing up on someone's lap to start the lapdance, except instead of pushing myself up by holding the arms of the chair I put my hands in the middle of the sides of the tv table.

    Now, this has worked so far because I'm pretty aware of where the middle is.

    Tonight I wasn't paying as much attention and put my weight just a LIIIITLE too far to the back of the table and flipped it away from me. I caught it before it went crashing to the ground but it knocked the cam off the laptop and disconnected it. The laptop slid halfway off and I did a belly flop into the table, tangled my feet in my sheets and cracked my knee on the floor but good.

    Poor guy never came back. I'm sure the last thing he saw was me from an unflattering angle with an, "Oh SHIT!" look on my face as he toppled backwards. He may think I'm dead. I wonder if...yeah, I bet you he kept jerking it.

    Isobel...you just make my day! I bet you were just adorable as you toppled off the bed!

  3. #53
    God/dess ~Carmen~'s Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2011
    Location
    IdaHoe
    Posts
    3,418
    Thanks
    20,924
    Thanked 8,040 Times in 2,781 Posts

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Holy crap Isobel I'm glad you're okay after that!

  4. The Following User Says Thank You to ~Carmen~ For This Useful Post:


  5. #54
    Member stacellia's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2011
    Location
    California
    Posts
    20
    Thanks
    16
    Thanked 21 Times in 12 Posts

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    OMG I so needed this. And I can relate to all of it that's what makes it so freakin funny to read. My husband is just laughing at me saying "it wasn't that funny" Well my answer is: it's not unless your the one actually doing the camming. I laughed so hard I have tears rolling down my face and my make up is everywhere - i guess i grabbed the non waterproof mascara.

  6. The Following User Says Thank You to stacellia For This Useful Post:


  7. #55
    Moderator IsobelWren's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2008
    Posts
    3,042
    Thanks
    6,061
    Thanked 9,946 Times in 1,854 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3
    My Mood
    Cheeky

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Carmen~ View Post
    Holy crap Isobel I'm glad you're okay after that!
    Yeah, I have a pretty ugly bruise on my knee but I'm taking arnica for it so it should heal soon. Thanks for the wellwishes


    I

    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

  8. #56
    Senior Member
    Joined
    May 2011
    Posts
    80
    Thanks
    75
    Thanked 142 Times in 32 Posts

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Ultimate cam fail! I was recording a video to sell, filmed for about 30 minutes, got super into it and it was really sexy...

    After I was finished, I turned off the cam and set up on my bed to watch my new vid in all it's glory...and I get a 30 second video of me messing with my computer and putting on my clothes! I didn't record ANYTHING! I am SO pissed!

  9. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to ShadySailor For This Useful Post:


  10. #57
    Moderator IsobelWren's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2008
    Posts
    3,042
    Thanks
    6,061
    Thanked 9,946 Times in 1,854 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3
    My Mood
    Cheeky

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by ShadySailor View Post
    FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Ultimate cam fail! I was recording a video to sell, filmed for about 30 minutes, got super into it and it was really sexy...

    After I was finished, I turned off the cam and set up on my bed to watch my new vid in all it's glory...and I get a 30 second video of me messing with my computer and putting on my clothes! I didn't record ANYTHING! I am SO pissed!
    OH NO! I HATE it when that happens!


    I

    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

  11. #58
    Veteran Member prettygreeneyes's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Michigan
    Posts
    399
    Thanks
    641
    Thanked 477 Times in 179 Posts

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by ShadySailor View Post
    FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Ultimate cam fail! I was recording a video to sell, filmed for about 30 minutes, got super into it and it was really sexy...

    After I was finished, I turned off the cam and set up on my bed to watch my new vid in all it's glory...and I get a 30 second video of me messing with my computer and putting on my clothes! I didn't record ANYTHING! I am SO pissed!
    Ahhh I did this last week and it was an oil video so then I had to wipe all the oil off and do it again

  12. #59
    Senior Member
    Joined
    May 2011
    Posts
    80
    Thanks
    75
    Thanked 142 Times in 32 Posts

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by prettygreeneyes View Post
    Ahhh I did this last week and it was an oil video so then I had to wipe all the oil off and do it again
    I just did a shower recording and the camera fogged up halfway through, so I had to rerecord! Balls!!!

  13. #60
    Newbie NikitaDevine's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2011
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    11
    Thanks
    8
    Thanked 25 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Well none of these sound as bad as this...

    In an effort to move out of the anal newbie category (just hate not getting that money) I invested in a beginner butt plug. All in all pretty comfortable...only problem is its visible from the back unless of course you're going full coverage. I had decided one day to leave it in until someone wanted anal which I would discreetly take it out. Well of course I was wearing a thong and doing a sexy lil dance number. In come 13 guys straight away...we're talking, I'm dancing and here comes the "lemme see ur sexy ass bb" I turn around give a little shake...next thing I know people are clearing out and I realize oh shit the butt plug (FUCK NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE CHAT AND ENCODER AT THE SAME TIME). I slam the laptop shut so quick you have no idea!!! Completely mortified and then of course go on few mins later and I hear crickets.... Top that lol

  14. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to NikitaDevine For This Useful Post:


  15. #61
    Featured Member MzStar's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2011
    Location
    West Coast
    Posts
    849
    Thanks
    239
    Thanked 1,222 Times in 391 Posts
    My Mood
    Cool

    Duh Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by NikitaDevine View Post
    Well none of these sound as bad as this...

    In an effort to move out of the anal newbie category (just hate not getting that money) I invested in a beginner butt plug. All in all pretty comfortable...only problem is its visible from the back unless of course you're going full coverage. I had decided one day to leave it in until someone wanted anal which I would discreetly take it out. Well of course I was wearing a thong and doing a sexy lil dance number. In come 13 guys straight away...we're talking, I'm dancing and here comes the "lemme see ur sexy ass bb" I turn around give a little shake...next thing I know people are clearing out and I realize oh shit the butt plug (FUCK NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE CHAT AND ENCODER AT THE SAME TIME). I slam the laptop shut so quick you have no idea!!! Completely mortified and then of course go on few mins later and I hear crickets.... Top that lol
    OMG!!!!!
    I feel like im in the French Revolution!!!!!! "Sooooo Many heads sooooo little time!!"


  16. #62
    Featured Member MzStar's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2011
    Location
    West Coast
    Posts
    849
    Thanks
    239
    Thanked 1,222 Times in 391 Posts
    My Mood
    Cool

    Thumbs up Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    Quote Originally Posted by ShadySailor View Post
    I just did a shower recording and the camera fogged up halfway through, so I had to rerecord! Balls!!!
    Use cold or semi cold water for showershows......never make it hot.....just room temp
    I feel like im in the French Revolution!!!!!! "Sooooo Many heads sooooo little time!!"


  17. The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to MzStar For This Useful Post:


  18. #63
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Jun 2011
    Location
    U.S.
    Posts
    457
    Thanks
    1,975
    Thanked 2,289 Times in 603 Posts

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    I forgot about my Monster drink sitting at the bottom of the bed. During a private I kicked it over without realizing it. Orange liquid ran down and suddenly appeared all around me on cam, as if I urinated on myself. He didn't say anything, but I'm sure he noticed lol.

  19. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Lusty Laken For This Useful Post:


  20. #64
    Member
    Joined
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    27
    Thanks
    121
    Thanked 49 Times in 14 Posts

    Default Re: CamFails/Embarrassing Moments

    OH MY GOD...the most embarrassing thing happened today on cam! It's kinda gross, I had just gone pee right before logging on, once I'm in private legs spread rubbing on my kitty I noticed I had toilet paper stuck to that area between my pussy and my ass! Holy effing shit! It was embarrassing but the guy didn't say anything even though I know he had to see it with my stuff all up in the cam..hahaha...I'm laughing while typing this...so hilarious!

  21. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to naturalbeautyDDD For This Useful Post:


  22. #65
    Veteran Member CinnimonKiss's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Paradise
    Posts
    475
    Thanks
    1,916
    Thanked 1,061 Times in 294 Posts
    My Mood
    Happy

    Crossfingers Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    lmao dont lie u know what i mean!! If uve have had the joy of this happening to u during a private/exclusive, oh god ! LMFAO i had this happen to me tonight and i couldnt believe it. jesus christ !!!! buut hey i dont think he noticed i had music playing and i was talking...plus he didnt saay anything, n i checked to see if he rated me a low star, but he didnt!

    Im sry i just had to post this...hhahahaha FML

  23. The Following User Says Thank You to CinnimonKiss For This Useful Post:


  24. #66
    Featured Member tinydancer23's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2011
    Location
    kansas city
    Posts
    1,346
    Thanks
    4,222
    Thanked 2,035 Times in 769 Posts
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    srsly, don't worry about it! lol, most of them don't care. i actually farted in a gold show the other day because i came so hard while i was doing double penetration and none of the guys said anything, they all said it was the best gold show i'd ever done. i freaked out for a sec and almost stopped but i just played it off and none of them seemed to notice. i've queefed in shows before too. if they want me to fuck myself that hard it's just something they're gonna have to deal with, lol. but i promise they barely notice for all we freak out and get embarrassed about it, lol.

  25. The Following User Says Thank You to tinydancer23 For This Useful Post:


  26. #67
    Senior Member AlleysonChains's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Gallifrey
    Posts
    119
    Thanks
    158
    Thanked 107 Times in 50 Posts
    My Mood
    Tired

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    This has happened to me before. More than enough times, lol. I just blame it on the cat in the other room, haha!

  27. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to AlleysonChains For This Useful Post:


  28. #68
    Featured Member Tsani's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2011
    Location
    California
    Posts
    1,767
    Thanks
    3,881
    Thanked 4,181 Times in 1,173 Posts
    My Mood
    Confused

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    I can make myself queef and someone requested it once, along with a closeup of my pussy ROFL! It's hard to do while holding the cam up there cuz I have to lay back and get my stomach muscles just right to suck the air in. Ooh that reminds me, I need to make a queefing video for C4S....

  29. #69
    Member MeganElise's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2011
    Posts
    73
    Thanks
    231
    Thanked 109 Times in 29 Posts
    My Mood
    Bitchy

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    This happens to me especially in doggystyle. But the guys never say anything.

  30. #70
    Veteran Member taylor_sweet's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    197
    Thanks
    74
    Thanked 226 Times in 88 Posts

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    this happends to me too lol so funny the guys dont say anything but i secretly laugh inside like ooommmgg did i really i just did and just keep going like nothing happend

  31. #71
    Veteran Member funismymiddlename's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2011
    Location
    usa
    Posts
    393
    Thanks
    421
    Thanked 704 Times in 234 Posts

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    Haha it's called a queef. I learned that from south park. It has happened to me a few times. I didn't have any music playing but either they didn't notice or care. Any man with sexual experience has prob had a queef in real life so don't worry.

  32. The Following User Says Thank You to funismymiddlename For This Useful Post:


  33. #72
    Veteran Member ClaudiaReina's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Gallifrey (preferably)
    Posts
    274
    Thanks
    1,054
    Thanked 1,174 Times in 215 Posts

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    Lol! It happens...An escort friend of mine had a client who was so horrified by this that he left the appointment. He insisted that it was a fart and there is no such thing as pussy fart And how dare she fart on an appointment...Anyway, I find that when I do my Kegel type exercises, it happens a lot less.

  34. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to ClaudiaReina For This Useful Post:


  35. #73
    Featured Member Spinnerette's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    1,033
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1,379 Times in 535 Posts

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    Happens to me in doggy mainly. I just laugh it off. ^___^ Mature, experienced males don't care one way or another.

  36. #74
    Veteran Member naughtycamgirl's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    460
    Thanks
    311
    Thanked 420 Times in 175 Posts

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    Same here, it happens mostly in doggy style ..I just carry on and no one told me anything about it

  37. #75
    Member Khamille's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    61
    Thanks
    50
    Thanked 61 Times in 25 Posts

    Default Re: Pusssy fart?!?!?!?!!!!? Omg

    I've totally done this in shows, I get embarrassed even though I know that they'd only be offended if they'd never been with a woman IMO
    KhamilleXXX @ MFC

Page 3 of 33 FirstFirst 1234513 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. CamFails/Embarrassing Moments
    By AngelCummings in forum Other Work
    Replies: 39
    Last Post: 05-29-2011, 05:49 PM
  2. ever had one of these moments?
    By moxilicious in forum Private Party Dancing
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 12-31-2009, 08:28 AM
  3. Favorite Dancer Embarrassing Moments
    By Fan in forum General Board
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 06-02-2003, 03:45 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •