^ Would be better if they made a option that would start recording the liveshow when you decide to start it, and upload that as a video in your profile or for "advertising"
^ Would be better if they made a option that would start recording the liveshow when you decide to start it, and upload that as a video in your profile or for "advertising"
Yeah, that too
I honestly don't think they watch the show they're uploading. They put one up on my new account but I think the video quality is pretty bad, so it's not as upsetting.
They wouldn't remove the video for me, which is dumb. I guess most girls aren't willing to quit working for them because of it. I was.
Well sometime last year my hair caught on fire while camming. I was in my tub trying to get my sexy on with the candles lite on the windowsill. While dancing I decide to turn around to bend over the windowsill where the candles were lite. I looked back towards the cam to make sure the angle and position of my ass was on point. A few seconds later I said out loud “damn! What’s that smell”. I stood up straight, and then suddenly I felt a burning sensation on my back. My damn hair caught on fire. I didn’t know whether or not to 1) rip my wig off or 2) dunk my head in the water to out the fire. I went with option two. There was no way in hell I was snatching my wig off on cam. Whenever I’m on cam, members who were in my room that night still reminds of that moment till this very day.
Omg^^^ That is too hilarious! I can kind of relate, I used to wear wigs, and I know I probably wouldn't pull my wig off on cam even if it was on fire! Lol
Sooo I want to add that today, while doing a gold show countdown, my canopy fell down on my head. After my boyfriend had assured me it wouldn't![]()



some of these bloopers are pretty funny!
as for streamate recording our private shows and posting them, we should get a cut of that. that's the only thing I don't like about it.



I was in a show, using my pipe as a dildo. I didn't realize it was still lit, some of the tobacco* fell out and on to my cooter. At first I thought I had scratched or poked myself, a second later I realized what was happening and I flew across the bed whimpering. It was really embarrassing. The thing is, I've done it 100x and that was the first time I burned myself. Now I'm really paranoid and more careful.
"If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution." ~ Emma Goldman



Just now:
Chris: I love your hair. What is your name?
Me really cheerfully: My name is Katrina! And what's YOUR name baby?... Oh right, it's Chris.. As your screen name says.. Riight..
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." - Dream for an Insomniac




^^ I've done similar and sadly, more than once. (I weep for my sanity)
*guy enters private*
Me: Hello!
Him: Hello.
Me: How are you?
Him: I'm good, u?
Me: I'm fantastic, ty! And how are you?
.........
I mean, things like those totally kill my cool. I feel like this:
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Also, today, first time in a while I'm split camming and I'm on two laptops at once because I don't like the split cam software, it makes my computer lag terribly.
I have two sites open and I have audio in free chat in only one of them.
A guy keeps asking me questions and I keep chatting away only to realise I'm doing it on the site that I don't have the audio on. I didn't even realise it until the guy was like "I can't hear you baby". So I had to retype everything lol.
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." - Dream for an Insomniac



This happens to me too, and I try to just laugh it off. But now I try to always add something about being horny to my answer for "hru bb?' questions. That way, just in case, by force of habit, I say "how about you?" when he's already told me how he is, I can play it off as if i was asking him if he was horny too.
Oh, just remembered! The other day, I was doing a very serious domme session and it was really hot, until I stared right into the camera and started a cum-countdown with
"10...8...um 9....8..." it was so hard to keep going, but luckily he was cool with it and still finished when I got to 1! lol.
Just slipped and fell HARD on my ass in free chat while doing a booty shake for tips...awkward! Lol All of the guys were like "are you okay?". I tried to play it off, but damn that hurt! I need to be more diligent about wiping all of the oil off the floor after oil shows





So, I have a ridiculous amount of hair and it's thick and coarse like horse hair. One of my major "tics" is that I have to wind it up around one arm and throw it over the back of the couch when I lay down or it'll get stuck under my body and I won't be able to move my head. Except this time I was in bondage (hands in front, since it was self bondage) and couldn't do it.
I flopped down on the couch and started squirming for him, all tied up with a ring gag in. My hair caught under my body and squirming cranked my head around like I was stuck in machinery. I looked like Steven Hawking. A drooling Steven Hawking with a blow-up doll mouth. The more I squirmed to try and free my hair the worse it got. I drooled all over my tits (which I'm sure he liked) but I started to feel like I was going to pull a muscle in my back or neck.
This had to stop.
The only thing I could think of to get unstuck was to tumble off the couch where I would get up on my knees, flip my hair out of the way and get back up on the couch. Well. Hop back up on the couch, since my knees and ankles were tied to each other in "frog tie" position.
"Hang on" I said through the gag, so it sounded more like, "Kang hong" and I flipped myself onto the floor.
It's only about a foot down, so I easily caught myself (no more faceplanting, yay!) but all the custy saw was some squirming, an unintelligible sound and then I rolled off the couch and disappeared out of view with a plopping sound.
Then I couldn't get back up on the couch.
Seemed like a good idea at the time, but once I was down there it became apparent that I wasn't getting back up with tied knees and ankles. I rolled my ass back and forth, trying to build up enough momentum to get back on my fee. I was grunting with effort and trying through the gag to assure the custy that -though he couldn't see me- I was still there and would pop back into view at any moment. I felt like a baby seal and sounded like a retarded pig.
I rolled back and forth on the ground, grunting, drooling and blubbering unintelligibly, pushing my cam table further and further away on the floor as I did this. I finally used my chin to lever myself back up onto the couch like some kind of demented inchworm just as I heard the door closing sound.
Peeking at the chat I saw that it was full of, "OMG" and "Hello? WTF are you doing?" and "I can't see you. ...Are you ok?" before he just gave up and left.
I managed to get my hands untied fast enough to press the "break" button and untie the rest of myself. I saw that he was in my public chat and I thought that if I hurried I might be able to get a bra on and hustle out there to continue the show. I did and was asking him if he wanted to go back excl and continue the show when, as is my habit, I flipped my hair over my shoulder to be flirty. It landed in the big ole puddle of drool on my tits that I had conveniently forgotten when I was in a hurry to get back out there.
Awesome.
But he DID go back excl and we continued until he ran out of credits.
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Omg LOL Isobel your stories are the BEST!![]()
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." - Dream for an Insomniac




LMAO, Isobel! Soundproofing in our house is lousy - my neighbor just yelled to me from downstairs to inform me she's cold, through closed door. I'm positive right now she can hear me equally well and thinks my wailing means I'm crying my eyes out. Well, I am, because I'm laughing so hard, but she can't know that. Seriously, it took me a few minutes to calm myself down and catch some air. <3



Isobel, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard while by myself and reading a forum post.
"If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution." ~ Emma Goldman





I tripped on my area rug today and busted my ass. Acted like nothing happened.





Isobel I'm crying laughing.
I think my favorite camfails so far are:
Closing my eyes while using the Hitachi on Streamate, only to miss all my private customers logging off after coming instantly (at least that's what I tell myself) and logging out. Then I realize we're in free chat and I'm going away at it. Insult to injury: "Don't stop on our account honey!" says this dude in free chat. Sometimes when I lay awake at night I still think about how I would torture that dude if ever I got my hands on him.
Kicking over a floor lamp I'd pulled close to provide some task illumination (ahem). It fell on cam. Both the ceramic shade and the lightbulb shattered all over me, the computer, the bed and the floor. Naked, barefoot, covered in lube and broken glass and trying to shut off my cam ... A proud moment.
Oh, and there was that time the UPS guy came (to deliver a wishlist gift) while I was on cam. He rapped hard on the picture window in our living room instead of knocking on the door, and I nearly had a heart attack because I thought it was a neighbor upset at the noise I was making. I panicked, threw on clothes and went to find that it was delivery -- a vibrator. They saw the whole setup on cam so at least we all had a good laugh when I logged back on!


So I was doing a cam show for this guy, and he wanted to do anal. I have this long, but thin 10 inch dildo that I use, but it doesn't really have a handle or anything.
So I use coconut oil and oh my god, it go so slippery. I went to try and it put in, but it kept slipping, I couldn't grip it properly and it wouldn't go in. I had to try and re adjust it to get it in, and kept giggling, it was so embarrassing. So I started to struggle and lifted my leg up a bit ( no idea why I thought that would help) and noticed I was in a position like a dog peeing. I felt so silly and stupid I started to laugh. The guy also wanted me to pretend I hated the anal penetration and to say things like " no" "stop" and "it hurts, which I wasn't really in the mood for anyways because my friend was in the second bedroom and I didn't wan him to be freaked out. So I burst out laughing and said I'm sorry, I can't do this today, and logged off.
He came back 15 min later and asked what happened,and I said I'm sorry, that was really unprofessional of me, it wont happen again, and we did the show. He gave me a 5 star rating and told me I was worth the wait, but man that was embarassing, and I was terrified he would give me a shitty rating.
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