I had to share this. Wednesday night, a fellow stripper said this to me in the strippers' bathroom:
You are so pretty!
You look like a doll!
You look like that doll who married Chucky!
I had to share this. Wednesday night, a fellow stripper said this to me in the strippers' bathroom:
You are so pretty!
You look like a doll!
You look like that doll who married Chucky!



I have become really used to people telling me that I look like a spider on stage. I get that compliment almost every single day at work, and honestly it has become boring. I knelt down to pick up some money from this really enthusiastic Japanese guy who proclaimed 'You are like.....an....OCTOPUS!!!"
Well, at least it was new...




I always get guys who say they love my teeth. I really don't think my teeth are anything special either, I don't even use whitening stuff but I get tons of compliments on my teeth.
Last week I had a guy in the VIP say, "Your skin is so nice and cool. It's like the cold side of a pillow."
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yeah i got two sharper teet at the front so i get people always compliment my 'fangs' and be like are you a vampire? that is sooo cooool!
normally i just tell them ill drain them and leave them to bleed if they dont tip and it generally works
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also it may not be like funny funny but i always find it funny when guys compliment your pussy
you know, proper businessmen in suits lean forward and say 'you have a nice pussy' the same tone as if they would proclaim 'this is a nice steak' at the restaurant or say 'thats a nice haircut' to their coworker
it makes me lol
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Just did a bach party last night after posting my original comment, the bachelor was drunk and said to me "You have nice teeth, are they fake????"
WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE LIKE MY TEETH SO MUCH? They're supposed to look at my boobs!
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^ right?!? I had a guy come all the way up to me while I was sitting at the bar one time and say 'I like your teeth, they look so clean.' Its such a strange area to compliment, lol.
It wasn't overly funny but it was too cute - last night this little 18 year old kid was in the club for his birthday party and his older friends (/parents??) bought him a dance from me. The whole time I was dancing for him he just stared at me likeand then at the end he said "You're so hot! You're the nicest girl I've ever met!! Would you like to maybe be my girlfriend?"
I was like lulz awww


The other night I had a girl in the dressing room tell me "You're so cute! You look like the Little Mermaid!" Which is even funnier, because I look nothing like her. I guess sequins + strange hair colors = mermaids.
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The best worst compliment I get alot of(when I tell them I'm gay) is at least you are 1 of those lipstick lesbians becuz I don't get how any 1 could ever find one of those butch women attractive...
Like really I didn't get a battle axe tattooed on my arm becuz I'm a lipstick lesbian & if you don't think butch women are attractive then why are you complimenting me on my looks I'm still 1 even if the heels & makeup has you fooled dumb ass.
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I get wierd compliments on my apparently super-soft skin. ANd the like to share me, like this:
"Oh! your skin is SOOOOOO soft. do you do anything to it? (I don't.) Hey, BOB, come touch tis girl's skin. Isn't she SOFT?" ANd then they stand around petting me like the family cat!
COnversely, I head this one time:
"I just love to play with you. YOu are so sexy and so fun. You are like human catnip!"
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oh lol your "water boy" comment almost knocked me out of my chair
My manager asked me if I worked out, and I said no. He said, "So, it's all genes?? Who are your parents? SuperMan and BatWoman?!"
...it was cute.



The other day this guy comes up to me and says "I wish you were an illegal immigrant so I could marry you and you could stay in the country"




"you have a very nice bellybutton"




a foreign person said to me "your boyfriend must very much enjoy having sex with you"





I was dancing for this one guy, he was really into me. He told me he would drink my bathwater after I got done with it I was so hot.
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Last night I got "You look just like Zooey Deschanel, except huuungry. Girl you're making me wanna buy you a steak!"
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Not recent, but me & my friend got called Puerto Rican X-Men strippers with supple breasts. haha. The dudes were telling us they didn't want average looking girls(bc they see that in the real world). They said they wanted some girls that looked like high maintnance strippers, sort of like X-Men... you only see it in movies.
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