http://www.true-love-relationship-ad...-stripper.html
worst advice i ever read
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http://www.true-love-relationship-ad...-stripper.html
worst advice i ever read
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Who ever wrote this article was obviously rejected by a stripper.
My favorite part is "She's every man's pet."
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How is that even advice?
wow. some people are just clueless.





What a moron. So many of those don't pertain to every stripper I've known. Most do not pertain to me at all. I never took off my clothes for random guys, nor did I meet guys at work.





I m a strippah so I haz sexorz wit' ne1 n' every1 who haz dat CASSSHHHHHHH $$$$$$$$!!!!!!
Lolz. Couldn't be further from the truth.



and this is precisely why we have so many "help! my girlfriend/wife is a stripper or WAS a stripper a million years ago and I cant deal with it! woe to me! what shall I dooooo?!!" threads



Hope he's not in school for journalism.


love, lol
more like lust and a lack of common sense or a brain
you know what they say about the fool and his money...
It seems to me that the author is totally unaware of his own hypocrisy. LOL, if no one paid pretty girls to dance nude, no girls would do this job. It's not like we go to work for our health. Duh
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!




"It's very likely that you too once viewed strippers as promiscuous and immoral. That was before you fell in love with a stripper."
if you think that then what are you doing in a strip club?
"You know a stripper. She's not use to being stuck with one man."
strippers and MONOGAMY? never!!! WOW this guy is SO accurate.
seriously he talks about us like we're a different breed.![]()





"Slowly, slowly, we approach the stage. Combined with the strobe lights, sudden movements can frighten the stripper, for when alone or when few in number, they are a skittish breed. We place dollar bills upon the railing to lure the stripper in closer but beware! Do not cross its line or you risk alerting not only the stripper, but also the bouncer pack who can be numerous in number and often guard the wandering stripper herd. Most notably, the stripper bears a dazzling array of plummage varieties from pure black, red or pink, to platinum blonde. While a seemingly docile prey, the stripper has painted claws upon all four paws for attracting a suitable mate or, when required, for defending against a predator. With long legs, the stripper can be agile and difficult to catch. As a last resort, the stripper carries a natural weapon against attack. While many beasts employ a large, forward set of claws, the stripper's single claw, typically 6 to 8 inches in length, protrudes straight down from the hind feet and narrows to either a blunted or sharpened stiletto point. While attracted to cash, the stripper does not feed on it, preferring a locally prepared dish known as 'a vodka & 7'. Join us next week on Douchebag's Wild America for an inside look as we head deep behind the curtains to witness first hand the stange social ritual employed by the stripper: the dance of the lap."
I lol'd so hard at this
I was bored one day and decided to google "how to date a stripper" just for giggles - worst, pieces of shit articles and advice I've ever read! I laughed at the sheer stupidity of them - especially since about 90% of them gave the advice of "if you like a stripper NEVER buy dances from her because this will solidify you as a customer."I would never even go back to talk to someone who NEVER bought dances from me but kept coming back and wanting my time.... people who write articles about us really do act like we're a different breed of human lol




The author lumped every dancer into a group. Which is factually incorrect. What about the dancers who are married and who come home every night to their husband and possibly kids? Are those dancers immoral when they are loyal partners? Answer--No. There is no sleeping around for many. But once again people and mostly guys can not get through their small, pea sized brains that this is possible. Like we have all said before on SW every girl has different standards or boundaries. Yes there are those girls who are drug addicts, who sleep around etc...It is true but many "normal women" do those same exact things. Oh, but thats right they dont receive the harsh stigma.









lol, that articles must have been written by a teenager
Yep. I used to have girls in my house for parties my roommates threw all the time who would literally grab any dick in their vicinity. But they would talk about shit about me for having a "stripper pole" in my kitchen. Funny thing is, even if people are talking shit about them, there's always someone there to defend them and say "Oh, they're just having a good time" but the only person who will defend a stripper is another stripper or the SO of a stripper...





How did that meandering, in-concise, non-informative, poorly written, incomplete, inaccurate, and utterly pointless excuse ofr an article get published ANYWHERE? even a small under-trafficked advice website should have SOME standards.
I am in no way being sarcastic when I say that there are DOZENS of individual posts on this board that address the topic of being in love with a stripper better than that entire article, nevermind entire threads.
Pathetic.





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Tempest





Much better.![]()








heh i totally forgot i posted this
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nice comment section tempest!
i like how theyre overcompensating the use of big intelligent sounding words and phrases juxtapositioned with their delusional ramblings of dumbassery
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