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    Default What are you thinking about while you are giving a lapdance?

    There is this girl at my club whom when I walk past her grinding with her back towards the customer, she always looks like she is thinking about something. Usually I am thinking about my bf, or when is this song gonna be over, or what I'm gonna do after work, and sometimes even food. I sometimes look at myself in the mirror facing me to make sure my makeup still looks good. What do you think while you're doing a dance?
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    Default Re: What are you thinking about while you are giving a lapdance?

    Quote Originally Posted by BringOnTheMen View Post
    money. holding in my stomach. more money. where his hands and his penis are so nothing bad happens. money.
    Lol!

    Yeah, I think about when the song is going to be over so I can time it to really entice him just before the song ends...so that I can make more $money$. If i really like the song and I trust that the guy isn't going to try to touch me then I really relax into the music and just enjoy myself.

    For me, if my boyfriend comes into my mind, I immediately shut that thought down. It's kind of an uncomfortable thought for me when I'm getting naked for another guy.

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    Default Re: What are you thinking about while you are giving a lapdance?

    Oh, and sometimes I'm just thinking "Fuck I'm hot!"

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    What I'll be doing with the money he just gave me and readjusting my calculations.
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    With this amount of money I am making out of this guy, i'm gonna pay my ***insert whatever needs to be paid at the moment***.

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    How much money I'm going to be able to make off him following that particular song, and how to talk him into it if needed.... or which other customers I'd eyed up that I'm going to hit up as soon as I get done with that customer.

    And sometimes if I catch myself in the mirror, it's "damn I'm hot" too lol


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    Default Re: What are you thinking about while you are giving a lapdance?

    I usually pay attention to which me are watching me then I head to them after the guy I am dancing for is done. I also usually space out but this just depends on how many drinks I've had.

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    $$$$$, if he's gonna keep spending more of it, how small his penis probably is, having sex with my man, food, what my dog is doing at home, my next Words with Friends moves, going to Las Vegas, crunchwrap supremes, how big my man's dick is, cars... anything that doesn't have to do with the guy I'm grinding on... lol...
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    im generally thinking that i cant wait for the nite to be over and be home in bed. and more than likely i'll b thinking that the guy im dancing for is a fukn retard
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    How to get this guy into a Champagne room!

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    Default Re: What are you thinking about while you are giving a lapdance?

    If there's a mirror around, I'm just getting hot and bothered staring at myself.

    If there's not a mirror around and the guy is hot, I might just be thinking "This guy is kinda hot. *stares at his jeans to see how big the bulge is*"

    If he's ugly I'm thinking "If I end the dance now, will he bitch about it being too short?"

    If he's ugly and perverted I'm thinking "God, where did I go wrong? All those years of high honor roll in high school are really paying off now. Fuck my lifeeeee."

    At my old club, me and my friend would make faces at each other while we did dances. It was so funny. It made the dances better too since I was enjoying myself.

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    Default Re: What are you thinking about while you are giving a lapdance?

    Definitely thinking about if I can get more dances with him. I tend to slut up my dances a bit with some cooing and moaning noises, maybe a few suggestive giggles. So I'm focused on trying to space them out enough to seem convincing.
    Of course if he's being a jerk and pawing all over me it usually turns into an air dance and I'm cursing the DJ in my head hoping the song will end.
    I'm chronically hungry at work so pizza is often on my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BringOnTheMen View Post
    money. holding in my stomach. more money. where his hands and his penis are so nothing bad happens. money.

    Yeah, pretty much. Recalculating how much money I will have once I'm done based on the dances and drinks I've gotten throughout the night.

    And: "Do I look hot? I bet I look hot. Damn, I'm hot. Shit, too hot - now he's trying to touch me. Fucking pervert. Goddammit. Is this song over yet? Come on, DJ - end the song. Do I even want to do another song with this guy? Can I pin him down long enough to make more money? ....Money."

    I also have a really bad habit of getting dances right when I really need to use the bathroom, so I'm very often thinking about how badly I need to pee lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LexyNYC View Post
    If there's a mirror around, I'm just getting hot and bothered staring at myself.

    If there's not a mirror around and the guy is hot, I might just be thinking "This guy is kinda hot. *stares at his jeans to see how big the bulge is*"

    If he's ugly I'm thinking "If I end the dance now, will he bitch about it being too short?"

    If he's ugly and perverted I'm thinking "God, where did I go wrong? All those years of high honor roll in high school are really paying off now. Fuck my lifeeeee."

    At my old club, me and my friend would make faces at each other while we did dances. It was so funny. It made the dances better too since I was enjoying myself.
    LOL

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    well I guess I think about how I'm dancing and what I should do next...sometimes if i like crouch down so i'm close but not actually sitting on the guys lap my legs start shaking and get tired really fast (sometimes the guys think im nervous and get the look of 'aw shes afraid to dance for me how sweet' when really im like 'goddammit my legs are gonna give out!') so im just focused on not collapsing...idk why i can do squats at the gym easily but then at work its the hardest thing!

    oh & i'll admit if there's a mirror i'll spend a lot of time looking at myself..thinking i look damn good! especially in those red lights..so flattering!! lol

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    Default Re: What are you thinking about while you are giving a lapdance?

    Usually I try to think about someone I'd ENJOY dancing for because then (to the customer) I seem super interested in him. I try to find something to compliment him on and try to gauge whether he'll buy more dances or VIP.

    When I'm tired and just want to go home I think "SMILE! SMILE!" and space out to the music.

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    Default Re: What are you thinking about while you are giving a lapdance?

    Sadly nothing. My dances are so automatic that I'm on auto-pilot.




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    Default Re: What are you thinking about while you are giving a lapdance?

    I'm usually singing the song in my head.

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    I'm actually not stereotypical in this. I really like what I do though.


    Generally my thoughts with men are:

    - Adore this guy... too bad we met here
    I will admit there have been some times I was pretty crushed knowing I'd probably only see the guy once in my life & he was about ready to walk out the door.

    - Adore this guy... too bad he's married/in a relationship/etc

    - My goodness why can't I meet someone good like this outside of a club?! I'm pretty sure though this guy must have SOMETHING that would irritate me though. Note to self: do not find reason to like him more.

    - This guy reminds me of my ex... better not go there... do NOT start finding reasons to like him.

    - This guy is cool... [name of friend] would like him

    - OMG, this guy is so drunk/disgusting it's ridiculous... funny stories to tell others from this one! I'm ending the dances after this.
    i.e. Barty crouch, Jr. customer last weekend. I told him that's who he reminded me of... but he didn't get it. Keep your tongue in your mouth! Or the guy from Mexico who wanted to eat my hair & was willing to pay hundreds. PapillonLuvr danced for him too. I think she made it through 1 or 2 dances before getting too disgusted. I made it through about 5... he smelled REALLY bad.

    - This guy is super cool, & I know he's into me, but I'm not physically into his style & it wouldn't matter anyhow.
    Style being: music, dress, type of life, slang talk, etc.

    - Wow, he was REALLY into that... better do it some more.

    - I bet this guy is a cop

    - Get your hands off me, I am NOT losing my job for you!

    - I'm really blessed that I can earn a living at this

    - Where the heck is the flippin bouncer when you need him?

    - Need water



    My thoughts generally on women:

    - She is hot! Why can't I find someone like her to experiment with?

    - Ahhh, she's shy... that's soooo cute!

    - Chick, stop rubbing him... this is NOT the place for it.

    - OMG, did no one ever teach you to wash down there? I can smell it two feet away!
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    i usually zone out as well, if not i wonder if the guy has more money to spend and if i should bother giving him a really good dance or just a lazy half assed when is it over one.


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    Another thing I think... & only when I'm in a dance next to Athena:

    "If only that dude knew how much she is disgusted by him" (Laugh to myself in my head)

    (loud noise of her slamming hand/wrist/arm against the wall)
    "WOW, I heard that! ... wonder what he did?... wait for it" [Insert Athena's voice yelling at customer usually leading to me figuring out what he did]
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    What I think about:

    Dude, you stink. Yuck. Now I want Purell and babywipes....

    You're cute. I love my job.

    What am I supposed to do with this huge gut taking up all my space? (We have a couch, then a small space, then a table. not a lot of room)

    Hmm...He liked that. I should do that again at the end of the song to keep this going.

    What else can I do....(after a long string of dances)

    And the #1 thought: What can I do/say to sell this guy on more dances?
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    when I'm facing the guy: smile. smile. eye contact. smile. smile. smile. eye contact.

    when I'm turned away: close my eyes. I'm in my happy place. I'm far away from the club.

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    Wow.... I am completely abnormal here. I tend to focus on the customer, his body language and signs that he is enjoying himself. I figure out what moves he likes best, then try to do them again when I am ready to ask for the next dance.

    Other things that go through my head:

    Who played this awful music?
    How many times have I heard thsi song today?
    How much money do I have right now?
    How should I ask fo rthe next dance?
    Who should I approach next?
    When the hell will this song be over?

    Very occasionally I have a customer who will not be invited for a second dance. Then it's just "Have I danced long enough to jsutify collecting a fee? How much argument will I get about it if I quit now? "


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    Quote Originally Posted by Butrcup79 View Post
    I'm usually singing the song in my head.
    LMAO I do this too!!!!

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    Where are his hands? how much have I made per hr tonight? Do I look sexy? Where are his hands? When does the song end? Is he turned on enough to buy another dance? Where are his hands? how long can this song possibly last? Where are his hands?
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

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