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    Apocalypse alert! - The world is ending tomorrow.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43106614...mes/?GT1=43001

    How would you spend the last day before the apocalypse?

    I think the SCs should have pre-apocalypse parties, with lingerie fashion shows, 2 for 1 dances, etc. - You know, a really fun night before judgment day takes it all away.
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    UM ya ill reply to this on SUNDAY lmao =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaebabii View Post
    UM ya ill reply to this on SUNDAY lmao =)
    Same here LOL!

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    So who's up for an end of the world sex marathon?
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    Guess I will stick around. If by some miracle I was chosen and ''rose'' I probably wouldn't know anyone when I got there. Wish I knew for sure...I would run up credit card at club tonight !!!

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    ^ Go ahead and run it up,... if the world doesn't end, you can always shoot yourself to avoid paying your credit card bill.

    (Just kidding, bad joke.)

    Actually, the world will not end completely until October, 2011. Tomorrow will be the beginning of the apocalypse, and then we will endure five months of plagues, quakes, wars, famine and general torment before the planet’s total destruction in October.

    I just realized this, we already have the quakes, wars, famine and general torment, so we're only missing the plagues - expect some plagues tomorrow.
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    Guess I shouldn't be starting that diet *TODAY* then LOL.

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    I got an invite for a Rapture house party tonight, and I think I'm gonna go. They made decorations and everything. Lulz will be had, or godhead will be found. Maybe both? Idk.
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    I had felt pretty safe knowing Randy Macho Man Savage would fight off the rapture demons with slim jims, but that plan has now gone all to hell...

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    Give me all of your money. You're not gonna need it.

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    NO!
    It's my BIRTHDAY tomorrow!:


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    It's Rapture time peoples! All of us sinners will be left to walk the earth for the next 5 months, so take heart - it's not the end for us tomorrow. We've got till October! Huzzah!

    Lolz.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    Give me all of your money. You're not gonna need it.
    ^^^ What she said. Oh, yeah, and I'll also take your sinful wives and girlfriends, as you won't be needing them.

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    I'm pretty excited to see what happens^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    So who's up for an end of the world sex marathon?
    Alright but this time you'd better use lube; my ass was sore for two weeks after the last apocalypse.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    I guess I'll be getting drunk, snorting a lot of cocaine, and having lots of random unprotected sex with many beautiful men and women.

    But that's just a typical Friday for me anyway.

    Wouldn't it be nuts if it was actually true?

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    Mmmk, I'm going out. Which should I rock? A crown of thorns (I have some faux craft supply ivy), or a crucifix?
    Quote Originally Posted by markx View Post
    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    So who's up for an end of the world sex marathon?
    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Alright but this time you'd better use lube; my ass was sore for two weeks after the last apocalypse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KS_Stevia View Post

    Wouldn't it be nuts if it was actually true?
    Yes I suppose the rapture would be kinda nuts lol...

    I've always wondered what these end of the world cult people are thinking the day after. We've all had letdowns in life, but imagine if you'd truly convinced yourself (or been convinced) there was no tomorrow, tomorrow came and everyone was laughing at you.

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    Bugger! I was planning to go to the Doctor on Monday.

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    I plan on running around all night laying out some old clothes on sidewalks and lawns >

    We got 5 months?!!?!?! That is one kick ass party........
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    Two and a half hours until doomsday my time. I'm am under the influence. Just thought ye should know.

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    Um, I thought the world was supposed to end on December 21st, 2012? This is so sudden, so unexpected! OMG whatever shall I do?!

    Oh wait, I'm not going! LOL Y'all feel free to leave me stuff . . .
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    It was suppose to hit 6PM New Zealand time. It's way past 6PM there & in several different countries.
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