




When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
"Geez you got a big pussy!! geez you got a big pussy"
"Why'd you say it twice?"
"I didn't."





That is funny.
Many women don't know this but pilates and yoga can actually tighten the vagina. The last guy I was with mentioned to me (we were touching but nothing else) how tight I was so I haven't been with a lot of men. I didn't have the heart to tell him I've been with many men but have been doing kegels. This is also a great exercise for women looking to get pregnant because it makes childbirth easier.









I'm still laughing at the word "peen"





ummm slowpoke, wtf is that??









ewww, I won't be able to eat a glazed donut for a while now
You CAN make a woman's vag tighter if that's what you're talking about, FYI... just have her do some kegels exercises.




^^^I know what kegals are but how are you suppose to do them? How long does it take to get results?
Think I just threw up a little after scrolling through post #30![]()





This thread is major lolz.
GLAZED DONUTS?!?!!?! HAHAHAH!
lol....
Uploaded with ImageShack.us





I am totally enjoying the humor in this thread - the images, maybe less so, lol - but really, the OP KINDA has a point. People make the correlation between big boobs and penis size, but that's more like women preferring guys with a certain musculature or body type.
The "tight" or "loose" vagina is the DIRECT correlation to the penis size - and it DOES matter, and they DO come in different sizes so to speak. I've been with women that frankly felt like fucking a glass of warm water - the proverbial "hot dog in a hallway". I mean, I'm not big, so whatever - but a guy would have to be HUGE to make a tight fit here. We're talking 3 fingers barely touched the sides at all huge. I've also been with girls that made me take it slow because my very "normal" and nothing special girth was tough for them to handle - and we're not talking virgins. One girl in particular it actually hurt ME - I told her to stop squeezing so hard with her Kegals and she said "I'm not squeezing, I'm relaxing!".
Yes, a woman "expands" to take on a bigger partner, but just like with dicks - VAGINAS COME IN DIFFERENT SIZES. It's easier for women to "tighten up" than for men to gain size, but again - that not all vajayjay's are created equal, and it's a little weird for women who take the subject of a mans size so lightly and yet so seriously to be so "whatever it's up to the guy to be the right size" or "if it's an issue than you're small" about it.![]()










OMG...WHYYYY did I open this thread?! omggggg
I was cracking up at first, now I wanna poke my eyes out!
lmao





So, what is the etiquette on this? “ Hello, I thought I might ask you out, but first, how big is your vagina” Seems like an abrupt way to start a conversation.





That's what girls worry about right, having big vaginas?![]()
Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be










Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be




How to measure your vagina:
http://vaginainstitute.org/Women/You...gina_meas.html
(wtf at the Miller beer can)



Lol! Actually, you have my full support in calling a "very large vagina" a deal breaker. If it doesn't do for you what you need for it to do....then ya just gotta peace the fuck out! Haha. What are you supposed to do, just put up with it 'cuz it wouldn't be all that "nice" to break up with someone over her vagina? Nah, you gotta do what you gotta do, otherwise it's not fair to either of you.
I'm just sayin', if the girl's got a lot of redeeming qualities and want to try to make it work anal is a great alternativeIt's also a great reason to talk her into letting you take her ass virginity. I'm sure that something like "Honey, I'm really scared you're vagina's going to swallow me whole. Think we could try the back door tonight?" would work swimmingly.
BTW, is it actually possible to have a loose butthole. I've heard urban myths that it can loosen up if you have too much anal, but that doesn't really make sense to me....hmmm.
Bookmarks