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    Why do these sick pictures keep coming up..LOL that's terrible

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    large vagina?

    **stolen rom funny pics post


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    lol @ the Starship Enterprise
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeedsHelp123 View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcJoTREXxwU


    "theres a ton of guys out there who've been labeled with small penis, I bet you it's the big vagina, these big vagina ladies are getting away with murder, something should be done"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeedsHelp123 View Post
    Why do these sick pictures keep coming up..LOL that's terrible
    I just got rid of all but the first. Sorry ArmySgt, the Enterprise warping into the giant vacuumed pussy had to go too.

    And no more pictures of basketballs in women's asses, either.
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    Wow, is it me or has this section gotten WEIRD lately?
    I think "dating men w/small p***s kinda set ppl off?


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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post

    Wow, is it me or has this section gotten WEIRD lately?
    I think "dating men w/small p***s kinda set ppl off?
    I think the OP kind of meant this as a light hearted response to the small peen thread.....I dont think it was meant to be taken seriously...

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    Not that I was, see the rollies..


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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    ah, i see.... learn something new everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.
    Oh my god, that is the funniest thing I have read on here so far. I am now happy with my middle of the road, innie-outie, such that I exude equal confidence and mystery.. lol..

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    I hooked up once with a woman who had a large vagina, she was an assistant manager at a hotel I used to stay at on vacation. I was staying at a different place the time that I hooked up with her.

    She was just loose, but not so loose that I would need to strap a board to my ass in order to not fall in. I remember thinking damn, I can't feel much of anything after a while I decided to give up, so I pretend that I came and got rid of the condom quick so she did not notice. I did not know how to tell her that her vag was just too big for me, so I spent the last few days of my trip avoiding her.

    She actually tried stalking me for a while after that. She stopped working at the hotel so about a year and a half later I stayed there again, one of her friends tipped her off that I was staying there and she tried tracking me down.

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    End of an old joke:

    "Flashlight? Hell, help me find my keys and we'll drive out!"

    < Rim shot >

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    Quote Originally Posted by safado View Post
    I hooked up once with a woman who had a large vagina, she was an assistant manager at a hotel I used to stay at on vacation. I was staying at a different place the time that I hooked up with her.

    She was just loose, but not so loose that I would need to strap a board to my ass in order to not fall in. I remember thinking damn, I can't feel much of anything after a while I decided to give up, so I pretend that I came and got rid of the condom quick so she did not notice. I did not know how to tell her that her vag was just too big for me, so I spent the last few days of my trip avoiding her.

    She actually tried stalking me for a while after that. She stopped working at the hotel so about a year and a half later I stayed there again, one of her friends tipped her off that I was staying there and she tried tracking me down.
    This anecdote seems to convey the message that women with less-than-tight vaginas are bad, stupid stalkers....

    Very little of this was actually relevant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.
    another lestat classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.

    lmfao!!
    That is awesome!

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    Mwahahahaha! SW should be filled with threads like this..

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.
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    That Curb Your Enthusiasm Episode was a classic. I saw it once before but just now was laughing so hard was in tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mindy Bares All View Post
    This anecdote seems to convey the message that women with less-than-tight vaginas are bad, stupid stalkers....

    Very little of this was actually relevant.
    I don't think he meant it that way. Any more than if a woman describing sex with a little teeny peeny guy then went on to say 'Oh and then later he wound up stalking me, isn't that weird?'

    I think we all know that stalking has nothing to do with genital size.

    Actually, this whole thread is irrelevant.

    But it's no worse than a lot of other stuff in The Lounge, so we'll leave it for a while. Unless of course someone starts getting nasty.
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    Oh yeah? Well FUCK YOU, DJ.



    What is this thread even about anymore? lol

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    I have an innie and while growing up I use to think there was something wrong with my pussy since I don't have labia minoras lol smh
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    Woah, ironically I was eating a glazed donut when that picture of the vacuum pumped pussy came up. O___o

    And ja, vajujus come in different sizes. Gotta find your match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by safado View Post
    I hooked up once with a woman who had a large vagina, she was an assistant manager at a hotel I used to stay at on vacation. I was staying at a different place the time that I hooked up with her.

    She was just loose, but not so loose that I would need to strap a board to my ass in order to not fall in. I remember thinking damn, I can't feel much of anything after a while I decided to give up, so I pretend that I came and got rid of the condom quick so she did not notice. I did not know how to tell her that her vag was just too big for me, so I spent the last few days of my trip avoiding her.

    She actually tried stalking me for a while after that. She stopped working at the hotel so about a year and a half later I stayed there again, one of her friends tipped her off that I was staying there and she tried tracking me down.


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    Quote Originally Posted by safado View Post
    i hooked up once with a woman who had a large vagina, she was an assistant manager at a hotel i used to stay at on vacation. I was staying at a different place the time that i hooked up with her.

    She was just loose, but not so loose that i would need to strap a board to my ass in order to not fall in. I remember thinking damn, i can't feel much of anything after a while i decided to give up, so i pretend that i came and got rid of the condom quick so she did not notice. I did not know how to tell her that her vag was just too big for me, so i spent the last few days of my trip avoiding her.

    She actually tried stalking me for a while after that. She stopped working at the hotel so about a year and a half later i stayed there again, one of her friends tipped her off that i was staying there and she tried tracking me down.
    LOL!!

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