Why not just go all out with some Pampers.....
.....then you can shit yourself as well.
Why not just go all out with some Pampers.....
.....then you can shit yourself as well.



bwhahahaha lemi winks holy shit i laughed so hard

Yeah were old man diapers...gross!!!!!!!!!
OMFG.. I just squirted almond milk out of my nose...
PS - I think it is disgusting, but less disgusting than being randomly jizzed on...
I'm cracking up to myself thinking of the guy that drinks a little too much at the club and forgets to take those things off before climbing into bed with his wife/gf... hahaha



I'm gonna go ahead and be the MAJOR minority here - I think this idea is brilliant.
Working in an environment where even $20 lapdances are filled with boob-touching and heavy grinding - it's really not uncommon to have a guy get off in his pants ESPECIALLY in VIP. Sometimes, they're nice about it and give you time to get the hell away. Other times ... you wind up in the bathroom with rubbing alcohol and baby wipes and a really grossed out look on your face.
If my club sold these or even if a guy admitted to wearing them - I would TOTALLY make fun of them but ... honestly? It's kinda considerate. They get the "enjoyment" they are GOING to get one way or another, whether from me or another girl - and I don't have to really know about it or worry about getting anything gross on me.
It's kind of a disgusting idea but ... brilliant all the same. Can't say I'd complain if someone was wearing them - I'd charge an extra $20 a dance for the "extra enjoyment" and call it good. *shrug*
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I'm not really for or against them. I think if an entertainer is doing her job correctly though (teasing) these would still be a waste for most men.
Okay, that's what I was talking about earlier... at least this puts something over it. I've never had the issue you are describing, but then again I don't really sit for long amount of time or grind a lot. I suspect I did more of that when I was younger & worked in SF, so I suspect that is simply more common in places like SF, Vegas, FL, Dallas.
Exactly! I would probably laugh like hell. I will say though that I think it's such a silly thing that I may get a friend of mine a few packs for his bachelor party. It's one of those really dumb things that would make his party stand out... & the guys would probably feel totally stupid for doing it, but would still talk about it for years to come. You know how people are in packs like that, they almost get a kick out of knowing they did something stupid. People are odd... Besides, he did the Catholic abstinence card thing & hasn't had sex now with his live in GF for six months. They've been dating for like 8 years but she lived in Canada for her undergrad & grad school so it's almost sad that he's gone so long without it.
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I think that's what I was really trying to get at - this idea, no matter how ridiculous it may seem, is FANTASTIC protection for those of us who work in high contact environments. Jizz is kinda part of the gig for us at my club - you just sorta do your best to get away or jump off his lap or at worst get it on your leg should it seep through his pants. *shudder* Let's not even get INTO the "sweatpants boner men" in high contact clubs. I have flat refused VIPs from these people.
But shit - I can even sorta see a world in which I kept a couple of these in my dancer bag and said to dudes, "Buy these for $30 tip an extra $100 - and you'll be able to enjoy your dance how YOU want to, and I won't have to hold in my overwhelming desire to projectile vomit into the champagne bucket."
...I mean, I'd put it a little nicer and more lady-like but ... you catch my drift.
I think rather than calling them "Liquid Lapdance - Make It Rain" they should just call it like it is. "Lapdance Condoms - None of your jizz on her, none of her puke on you." It's really kinda win-win.
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This is giving me the giggles. Now I am not going ot sleep!
This is fucking hilarious and gross! Not sure what's funnier--the concept or the reactions to it on this board.
To the OP: What were they saying about it on the board where you found this?
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Wow. This is it. The final nail on the coffin
I need to put "plan B" into action sooner than I thought. This industry is about to be completely destroyed

Girls,
I'm Bella, the creator of Liquid Lapdance. I didn't know about stripper web, but our webmaster told me to check it out after seeing the traffic from here. Just read through some threads and I've gotta say, some of you should quit and do stand-up... HILARIOUS!
I'm a dancer in Vegas. I created Liquid Lapdance to make dances better for guys and more clean and safe for us girls. The idea actually started with a conversation between two of us dancers and some guy friends. One of the guys was complaining about how he didn't like lap dances because they hurt. I was like, You're crazy, my customers like them too much. But I asked him, well what kind of dance would you like. He said, I can't handle rubbing without lube. So we got into the whole condom lube trick and how it doesn't work, and I just kept thinking about it.
My guy friends were MORE than happy to try prototypes. I've had the final product for a few months now and I've been selling them to my customers in the club. It's not for everyone, but the guys who have tried it have been laughing and giving me high-fives in the club. I guess it feels quite amazing.
I know it's a crazy idea. But as the brilliant and hilarious MissMynxx said, It's really kinda win-win.
Anyway, just wanted to say hi and thank you guys for cracking me up.
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I haven't read the whole first post, and I've already literally *BLEH!!!!'ed* out out.
Manhood. EWWWWWW....
ETA: Man, I worked in a high contact club, and I never felt like I had to dodge jizz left and right. Maybe I was doing it wrong?





If you want these seen outside of Vegas you ought to send out some free samples... maybe get video (or audio if they don't want their face seen) testimonials online. You could do this from men AND women (female dancers). Heck, you might even be able to market the in the male dancer strip clubs with male customers. SW & TUSCL are both good markets for getting testimonials from all around the US & the world.
Also, while its good to protect an idea, the rest of us want to know more about these before paying so much for them. If you haven't already, get the idea patented & trademarked so that you can send out samples without having to worry so much about people copying this. Or at the very least get a video that shows what the insides of these things look like, talks about what the lubrication is (people need to know if they have allergies), & to see what the thing actually looks like under a pair of pants.... is it at all visible?
I mentioned I would probably get some for a friend's bachelor party, but not until I know what they actually are. No sense in me putting down $99 for a product that I'm totally clueless about. Oh, and the price of 1 being $20, & then 12 for $99 ($8.25/ea) is a pretty huge jump! It makes me think you should lower the price of the single to not be so much higher, because it seems you make money off of it either way. The single pack should entice people to at least buy one to try it, & then to have enough of a split that if they like the product they buy a larger pack of them. Even for dancers who might consider selling these they aren't likely to want to test 1 or 12... you need something smaller like a 3 pack so they can get full opinions from people who will be upfront with them about the pros & cons - like a bf/husband, good male friend, & maybe a regular that they know well.
Anyhow, take it or leave it, but these things aren't going to sell themselves in large amounts simply by putting up a website.
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Great suggestions, Kylea and much appreciated.
3 Pack is coming.
Photos of the actual underwear are coming. They are completely invisible under a pair of pants. It would be very hard if not impossible to detect if a guy was wearing LL during a (normal) lap dance.
The Latex pouch is black.
Videos featuring testimonials from guys are coming.
We'll post ingredients for the Liquid Lube on the product page.
We've set the MSRP at $20 because we want to sell primarily to dancers, strip clubs, and adult stores who will buy for $8-$10 and re-sell for $20 per pair.
We're currently in talks with a large chain of clubs that wants to become "Home of the Liquid Lapdance".
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I think the idea is a brilliant money maker, and while I hope that it stays a niche market, I think it's awesome.





Am I the only person who still believes a lap dance shouldn't include someone jizzing in their pants? I mean I understand SOME grinding, but come the fuck on. Won't this also cut down on per customer spending? Why else would they continue to spend once they've gotten what they wanted? Dancing is about the illusion of sex- it's FANTASY. Once you cross that boundary, then it's a slippery slope from there on out.
If I hadn't already retired, I would if these came to my club. This completely changes the purposes of buying a dance. To me, it is no longer a dance, but intentionally masturbating men to completion- and I'm not ok with that, especially in our market up here.

Hahahaha! I'm sure there are hundreds of millions of people who agree with you... But if guys stop jizzing in strip clubs how many Dry Cleaners will go out of business?Am I the only person who still believes a lap dance shouldn't include someone jizzing in their pants?
There's no guarantee a guy will orgasm just because he's wearing LL. It's not magic... just a special pair of underwear. It feels better and keeps guys from getting sore from the rubbing. It's still all about the tease. In my experience guys want more dances when wearing Liquid. I don't know if it increases the percentage of guys who orgasm. The nice thing about liquid is you're less likely to know if the guy orgasms since it's totally contained.
I don't offer LL to everyone. I use it as an upsell for VIP. It's nice to actually have something fun and legal to upsell. We all know the things guys do trying to get their money's worth in VIP. This gives a fun/safe/real option and the guy leaves having had an experience that was a little wild and different. Even if he doesn't go for it, the conversation is always fun. Try it next time you work... Would you like a Lapdance, or a Liquid Lapdance?
If any girls on here want to be the supplier of LL for their club it's a pretty good gig. Definitely talk to the manager/owner first to make sure they're cool with you selling Liquid Lapdance in the club.
Bella





^ I'm not a SC jizzer, but the idea is interesting - it allows for "dry humping" if that's your thing, and protects the dancers from customer jizz.
However, I wonder how much thought you've put into the legal aspects of this. If a dancer sells a customer an LL - thus, implying consent and intent that he reach full sexual gratification from her lap dance - does that make her a prostitute? Is she guilty of prostitution?
In the normal jizzing scenario, the dancer can claim that she was just dancing and didn't know the PL was going to cum on himself, but if she hands him an LL beforehand, this act seems to indicate that she intended for him to him to reach full sexual gratification from her actions. She is selling more than just dances, she is selling sexual climax.
I suppose it could be sold as a health & safety preventative device. The dancer says - "I am a dancer not a prostitute. This dance is intended as a tease only. But, just in case you ejaculate during the dance, this LL is for my protection."
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Man wtf is wrong with men. seriously. Your Y chromosome is responsible for some very bizarre shit.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.




Hey!
I need a female version of this - a warm, cozy place to protect "lil' lopaw" from any rough-grinding inflicted upon her by well-meaning (but overzealous) dancers!
Come to think of it (no pun intended)...never mind.
I'll continue to roll the dice & take my chances with the super-grinders.



I recently mentioned these to a private bachelor party I'll be doing at the end of August and the guys were ALL OVER IT. They thought it was one of the funniest things they'd ever heard of. It even got into a little bit of "bro-humiliation" hazing type thing - they thought it would be hysterical to "force" the bachelor to wear them because he's "such a perv".
I'll be buying a bachelor party pack and reselling them (I think that's the idea ... right? Bella, if not - please let me know so I can just direct the guys to your site and they can buy them retail.).
Med - you're absolutely right. Lapdances shouldn't be about getting a guy off - but the reality of the industry, ESPECIALLY here in Vegas - is that that's what Vegas is kinda known for. The high contact, super grindy dances. This really is a great idea for upselling and making a little bit extra cash without being completely gross. I hate it as much as the next girl, honestly. But ... I dunno. It's sort of a hazard of the job for now, I guess.
Anyway. Bella, your idea is BRILLIANT. I hope you make a good profit and can justify staying in business.![]()
"The mood is important. You can't get a lady with force.
...sweet things alone are not enough. Seduce me with more fire."
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