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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Am I the only person who still believes a lap dance shouldn't include someone jizzing in their pants? I mean I understand SOME grinding, but come the fuck on. Won't this also cut down on per customer spending? Why else would they continue to spend once they've gotten what they wanted? Dancing is about the illusion of sex- it's FANTASY. Once you cross that boundary, then it's a slippery slope from there on out.

    If I hadn't already retired, I would if these came to my club. This completely changes the purposes of buying a dance. To me, it is no longer a dance, but intentionally masturbating men to completion- and I'm not ok with that, especially in our market up here.
    I think it's gross for customers to come in their pants. To me LDs are not masturbation or substitute sex. It is as undesirable for me to come mid-LD as it is financially undesirable for you (the dancer): it means I don't enjoy the whole LD and the excitement from being at the SC is lost for some time after. But I think if you have LDs with grinding, you are already on the slippery slope to indirect masturbation. Coming is the natural next step following erection (though not necessary) and grinding doesn't stop at erection - dancers grind on the customers already erect dick. That's not a BIG step away from selling customers latex undies.

    Also, while from the dancers POV stripping and LDs are an illusion and a fantasy, for us on the receiving end, the distinction is not so clear. It feels very sexual - that's the reason we go. We would not go to SCs at all if it was ALL just pretend. SCs are not nice, normal, proper, moral places. They are a compromise on morals (or normal sexual behavior if you like) for the sake of gratification and money. The proof of that is that girls don't do IRL what dancers do for money in clubs.

    On the LL underwear - they may make the grinding experience more pleasant but how many customers want to end up with their balls immersed in a container of their own cum? I don't see how that will appeal to anyone except the guys who already do it, either in their pants or using the condom trick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lopaw View Post
    Hey!
    I need a female version of this - a warm, cozy place to protect "lil' lopaw" from any rough-grinding inflicted upon her by well-meaning (but overzealous) dancers!


    Come to think of it (no pun intended)...never mind.
    I'll continue to roll the dice & take my chances with the super-grinders .

    Or to protect us dancersw form the super-enthusiatic potential LL cusotmers.


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    How would people feel if ths device lessened the enjoyment of a lap dance?

    I think it would be more accepted if that were the case.
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    ^You mean, because it would make LDs harder to sell and make them less enjoyable for the customers? Winner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    How would people feel if ths device lessened the enjoyment of a lap dance?

    I think it would be more accepted if that were the case.
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    MissMynxx wrote:

    I'll be buying a bachelor party pack and reselling them (I think that's the idea ... right? Bella, if not - please let me know so I can just direct the guys to your site and they can buy them retail.).
    Yes, the bachelor party pack is great for re-selling! You get 12 individually packaged pairs of LL with lube packs, instructions, and everything. It'll be hilarious if you make every guy at the party wear them. It'll give them something to laugh about all night, and it'll be a bachelor party they never forget.

    So glad to hear the guys responded positively. That's been my experience as well. I'll keep an eye out for your order and include a couple of extra pairs for you to try out in other situations. Let us all know how the party goes!

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    Different strokes for different folks. I think it's a great idea!
    Good luck bellaz.

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    I'm having a hard time understanding why dancers are finding this to be such a terrible thing. It's much better than having the guy literally jizz in his pants directly, and has no real impact on you as a dancer whatsoever...

    I'm unsure as to whether I would go for something like this (as a customer) but who knows. Might give it a try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elix View Post
    I'm having a hard time understanding why dancers are finding this to be such a terrible thing. It's much better than having the guy literally jizz in his pants directly, and has no real impact on you as a dancer whatsoever...

    I'm unsure as to whether I would go for something like this (as a customer) but who knows. Might give it a try.
    I think a lot of dancers might be jealous they didn't think of it first. I might give it a go. Who knows.

    Thanks for lookin out bella!
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    Hey Everyone,

    Just thought I'd give you an update!

    We had a really interesting meeting yesterday with the owner of one of the big strip clubs in Las Vegas. He loved the product, but he said there's no way the clubs could sell it in Vegas. He said there's just no way it'd be considered legal here. He said there are a lot of states it'd be no problem for clubs to sell them, but said in Vegas no way!

    That's right... Liquid Lapdance is too hot for Vegas!

    Here in LV guys are gonna have to go to their nearest adult store to get their Lap Dance Pants

    Luckily, here in Vegas the nearest adult store is usually very near.

    Everybody at the club who saw the product thought it was a great idea. All the guys wanted to try it. Gave away some sample pairs to some very happy customers.

    Anyway, that's the latest. Hope everyone killed it last night. Was a nice and busy Friday here.

    Bella

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellaz View Post
    Hey Everyone,

    Just thought I'd give you an update!

    We had a really interesting meeting yesterday with the owner of one of the big strip clubs in Las Vegas. He loved the product, but he said there's no way the clubs could sell it in Vegas. He said there's just no way it'd be considered legal here. He said there are a lot of states it'd be no problem for clubs to sell them, but said in Vegas no way!

    That's right... Liquid Lapdance is too hot for Vegas!

    Here in LV guys are gonna have to go to their nearest adult store to get their Lap Dance Pants

    Luckily, here in Vegas the nearest adult store is usually very near.

    Everybody at the club who saw the product thought it was a great idea. All the guys wanted to try it. Gave away some sample pairs to some very happy customers.

    Anyway, that's the latest. Hope everyone killed it last night. Was a nice and busy Friday here.

    Bella

    Bella, the problem with them gets into the issue of "simulated sex". Many states clubs can't sell "simulated sex", & this is too far into the red. However, you could sell them in the local stores & probably on a commission basis through cab drivers. For adult stores this would probably be the equivalent of selling a fleshlight...
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    Quote Originally Posted by elix View Post
    I'm having a hard time understanding why dancers are finding this to be such a terrible thing. It's much better than having the guy literally jizz in his pants directly, and has no real impact on you as a dancer whatsoever...

    I'm unsure as to whether I would go for something like this (as a customer) but who knows. Might give it a try.
    Bc we are dancers. We are paid to ENTERTAIN. Not get you off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellaz View Post
    That's right... Liquid Lapdance is too hot for Vegas!
    I'm not sure "hot" is the right word. I've been ground on a number of times and never had a problem with chafing. What kind of LD is it where the dancer is grinding hard enough and/or long enough on a customer's dick to make it sore? I can see it's a good thing to contain the results of customers who get too excited or deliberately try to get off but I don't see the appeal for most customers of having cum all around both their dick and their sack inside these latex pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Bc we are dancers. We are paid to ENTERTAIN. Not get you off.
    I 100% agree with this. However, I feel like personally I wouldn't care if a guy wore these at the club... probably because I know I'm not a grinder. For that matter, even in a lapdance I'm probably in the customer's lap less than 18% of the time. I know how I am, I tell guys they can't be touching themselves during my dances, & get impatient if they say they need to adjust. I believe its because of the lack of actual contact in my dances that I don't take as much issue with the idea of these. I see more of a humor to it than anything else, sort of like "if he want to sit around in some weird oily underwear all night, hoping some girl grinds on him enough to get off... that's his issue - won't be me though!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Hopper View Post
    I don't see the appeal for most customers of having cum all around both their dick and their sack inside these latex pants.
    If I were a guy, that's exactly how I'd feel. Then again, I'm the type who likes to be clean before & after "bedroom activities"... I can't imagine sitting around in it - eww!
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    This is hilarious !

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    Whether it feels good or not this is something I would personally never use. The idea of having a goo filled bag and seminal fluid around my junk all night is GROSS. I already avoid SC bathrooms like the plague, but if I went into one and saw dudes discarding these things in there I would leave immediately...biohazard alert.

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    Well in theory it may sound good just in case I don't see many guys buying it. I would imagine the guys who would use it already use condoms or something else

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    Kylea makes a good point. There are some girls who hardly grind and really are only teasing. That can be very hot and I know some guys LOVE it.

    Most of the girls I've seen here in Vegas (and the other cities I've danced) give dances that are much more like simulated sex.

    People have mentioned some guys try wearing a condom during dances. I can't imagine the "condom trick" actually works. How does the condom stay on? Guys are typically soft before the dance and get hard during the dance. How could a condom possibly stay on as the guy goes from soft to hard?

    One of the key design elements of Liquid Lapdance is that it fully engulfs the male anatomy. That's so you can go from soft to hard without having to worry about LL falling off. Once you're inside LL you're inside... soft, hard, and everything in between.

    There's also a lot more room in LL to accommodate the back-and-forth grinding action of a full-contact lap dance.

    Even if a person could get a condom to stay on during a dance, I don't see how the sensations could compare. Along those lines, we've got a new style of Lap Dance Pants coming out soon called "Rhino Pants". They're just like Liquid Lapdance, but the latex pouch has a special texture for increased sensation.

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    "Rhino pants"?

    Oh my! I'm not sure whether to giggle or be afraid...
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    Wow.
    One of the reasons I'm not rich, my brother tells me, is that I overestimate the consumer. Therefore I dismiss ideas on the basis of silliness that in reality are million-sellers.

    This concept completely stuns me, or else I just am not getting it. I too think I'd feel damn uncomfortable with my "equipment" all lubed up in a pocket the first half of the evening, and then all jizzed up in a pocket at the end of the night.

    Kind of a Rube Goldberg approach, ISTM. Also kind of cheap: if I wanted to pop a nut I could just find a lady in that specific line of work and let her earn an honest buck...

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    Jesus, and I thought my opinion of some custies couldn't get much lower.

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    if I wanted to pop a nut I could just find a lady in that specific line of work and let her earn an honest buck...
    Sounds like we need to make a special LL pack with anti-fungal lube for this guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellaz View Post
    People have mentioned some guys try wearing a condom during dances. I can't imagine the "condom trick" actually works. How does the condom stay on? Guys are typically soft before the dance and get hard during the dance. How could a condom possibly stay on as the guy goes from soft to hard?

    One of the key design elements of Liquid Lapdance is that it fully engulfs the male anatomy. That's so you can go from soft to hard without having to worry about LL falling off. Once you're inside LL you're inside... soft, hard, and everything in between.
    You could have pants which hold the base of a condom only in place instead of the pouch which allows cum to spill all around and "engulf" the male anatomy. If the customer is only worried about containing a spill and not getting a lubricated grinding sensation, that is. I don't get the grinding thing - I go to full contact SCs yet I've never been ground on for the whole duration of a LD. The relatively few times I've had grinding it was fairly light and intermittent, not hard and constant. I don't think I'd want a dancer grinding right into the crotch of my trousers for any great length of time. That could get messy in a different way. To get this sensation from LL through the crotch of one's trousers, there would have to be some pretty nasty grinding going on, wouldn't there?
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    I would love to have one of my big spending regulars have these just to try it!

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    I want to see this product on the TV show the Shark Tank!!!

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