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    Quote Originally Posted by MistyRose View Post
    Yes. I'm curious how people come to these things as well. What does that stream of thoughts look like?

    ~~Man, working at Target kinda sucks. I'm tired. Is there anything good on TV? On the other hand...I'm hungry. Ha, hungry...this reminds me...some people like to eat shit! Oh, wait! *I* SHIT! I got it! I could sell my shit and earn my living that way. I'll bake it in cookies! Maybe I can have a variety...like peanut butter and shit cookies, shit and cranberries and the classic, shit chips cookies. Yes, my mind is settled now!"~~

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    AH HA HAAA! "Hm. My cookies haven't been selling so great lately. I've got sugar shit cookies, peanut butter shit cookies, chocolate chip shit cookies....you know. I've got it! I'll get classy and sell cranberry white chocolate chip shit cookies!"

    Maybe it's like my brief foray into watersports sessions. "I pee more than anyone else I know. Based on everything else I know about the industry someone would buy this. I'm probably wasting money every time I go to the toilet!" and then I tried to pee on someone and I was just way too freaked out so I stopped. LOL...but I guess these girls just kept going!

    Or maybe they've got the fetish themselves? Or maybe they're like a lesbian friend of mine. She hated men so she became a dominatrix and saw all these guys who wanted the serious pain, most depraved stuff b/c she wanted to hurt and degrade them. Of course, it messed with her brain b/c if you hate someone you shouldn't go into the business of giving them sexual satisfaction but that's another story.


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmisssunshine View Post
    I can imagine the guy at the post office waiting in line for his box of shit cookies
    Yeah, he's the smelly guy with the boner.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by lusciouslips View Post
    well, I guess I am still naive as hell, lol.....I would assume this was a sick joke and that people are actually baking chocolate rolled into mush to look like turds, or filling a gallon jug with warm rock star energy, mountain dew or something..... kinda tastes like what I would imagine a piss punch would, lol but maybe this would explain the neighbor I had once years ago that I couldn't walk past his door without wanting to vomit.....maybe he was baking shit 4 real.
    Well, your pee isn't supposed to smell or taste sweet. I know that b/c my uncle is a lifetime diabetic and he says that's his first indication that he's forgotten to do an injection if he's busy....I'm hoping he means by smell...but no, I had redbull once and I agree with you, but it's definitely sweet tasting.

    I'm guessing it's also like selling panties. You *can* put mayo or whatever in there instead of wearing them yourself but the guys who buy them know what the real thing tastes like and would blacklist you.

    Oh and "piss punch" ROFLOL, don't give them ideas! Now someone's going to get all "classy" and add like, cherries, lemon slices and some bacardi. "Get pissed off my piss!"


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    This has been, quite possibly, the most entertaining thread I've ever read on SW. I guess I'm just into potty humor. Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    OK, I finally thought of ONE situation where buying poo baked goods would be not disgusting. That coworker who keeps eating your snacks at work.


    LMFAO...you're hilarious! They used to have problems (at my old overnight job) with some asshole who kept stealing people's lunches from the fridge at work.
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    Default Re: WTF Ebanned, WTF I say.

    this made me LOL

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    I think this makes thread of the year lmfao!!!! You all are too much!

    Yeah, theres a market for *everything*! For real...

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    There is some nasty stuff on ebanned, and it's supposed to be against the rules, but they don't enforce it. I used to have fun selling my old shoes to foot guys and my old dresses to sissy boys, I haven't been there in over a year though. I do however see girls with a following making money off just "normal" things like socks and such.

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    Did you not find the girl who was selling the little "strings" of crap that she popped out of her blackheads? YOU MISSED THAT? I nearly vomited. She kept it all (pus from pimples, blackheads, etc) on the ledge of her mirror. The photos.... THE PHOTOS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Contessa View Post
    Did you not find the girl who was selling the little "strings" of crap that she popped out of her blackheads? YOU MISSED THAT? I nearly vomited. She kept it all (pus from pimples, blackheads, etc) on the ledge of her mirror. The photos.... THE PHOTOS.
    Oh dear sweet baby Jesus. My assistant says, "Seriously, that's the worst part. The photos."

    I'm so glad I didn't see that one. YUCK!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    That was VERY entertaining, Isobel! Your scatological humor rules!
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    Oh. My. Gosh.

    And I thought it was odd when guys request vomit cam shows...
    Answer's always "NO" -- what a turn off.

    What disturbs me, besides the points that Isobel humorously and accurately made, were the listings for condoms filled with cum. I get the whole cuckold-cum-eater thing (wow, what a phrase), but aren't people concerned about having their DNA in the hands of strangers?! Someone could plant it at a rape scene for crying out loud. Nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tashataboo View Post
    Oh. My. Gosh.

    And I thought it was odd when guys request vomit cam shows...
    Answer's always "NO" -- what a turn off.

    What disturbs me, besides the points that Isobel humorously and accurately made, were the listings for condoms filled with cum. I get the whole cuckold-cum-eater thing (wow, what a phrase), but aren't people concerned about having their DNA in the hands of strangers?! Someone could plant it at a rape scene for crying out loud. Nuts.
    IKR when I think about all the bodily waste and stuff I was like "OMG WHAT IF SOMEONE FRAMED YOU FOR A CRIME WITH IT!" but then again I probably watch too much Law and Order: SVU

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    @Tasha @Ginger I only have a year of forensic science experience (was going to major in it and changed my mind, couldn't take the minutiae and the pressure) but from what I remember, DNA in sperm degrades rapidly. Like, if you freeze it to keep it longer the tails get all bent and they can tell it's been frozen.

    Or I know that it dries out and dies within hours. So I imagine by the time someone takes a condom off, puts it in a bag and ships it across the country the sample is well and truly degraded. You could probably still make a DNA ID off of it (I'm sure you could, actually) but how would a criminal get that DNA out of the condom and into his victim?

    Would he put the old dried out condom on his own dick? Then the original woman's vaginal fluid would be on the outside and the perp's skin cells would be on the inside. You can't mix dried body fluids w/water and expect them to reconstitute so that wouldn't really work either. Plus, in the unlikely event that this were to work all the sender would have to do is to produce sale receipts. That's what I imagine anyway, and I basically only know enough about forensic science to get myself in trouble and be a pain in the ass when everyone is watching Law and Order.

    ETA it would be pretty awesome if they just left the condom near a crime to implicate both ppl using the condom. "OMG! They killed the president and then fucked next to his body! Those depraved sons o bitches!" "Detective, it's a really old, nasty, dried condom." "...OMG! They killed the president and then a nasty old condom fell out of their pants leg while they were running away! These perverts have no personal hygiene!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    TG, remember what I was saying about being classy? LOL.
    Totally. That's just gross. Hell how the hell does one ship boogers?? nasty!

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    We leave traces of DNA just about every where we go - Breath , skin cells, hair etc - So on the crime frame front , I don't think we have too much to worry about - However , anyone sending a shit in the post - has a lot to worry about lol

    Gillian Mckeith!!!!!! (probably only UK members will get that 'shit' joke )

    I just put my mascara on and an eye lash dropped out and I saw dollar signs , Might go and sneeze into an envelope now . Ergh , Just put myself off my breakfast at the thought ... Thanks Miss wren :-) xx

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    Quote Originally Posted by ukmissy View Post
    We leave traces of DNA just about every where we go - Breath , skin cells, hair etc...
    Entire condoms filled with sperm? That's more than a few skin cells. Wouldn't risk it if I was a dude, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    @Tasha @Ginger I only have a year of forensic science experience (was going to major in it and changed my mind, couldn't take the minutiae and the pressure) but from what I remember, DNA in sperm degrades rapidly. Like, if you freeze it to keep it longer the tails get all bent and they can tell it's been frozen.

    Or I know that it dries out and dies within hours. So I imagine by the time someone takes a condom off, puts it in a bag and ships it across the country the sample is well and truly degraded. You could probably still make a DNA ID off of it (I'm sure you could, actually) but how would a criminal get that DNA out of the condom and into his victim?

    Would he put the old dried out condom on his own dick? Then the original woman's vaginal fluid would be on the outside and the perp's skin cells would be on the inside. You can't mix dried body fluids w/water and expect them to reconstitute so that wouldn't really work either. Plus, in the unlikely event that this were to work all the sender would have to do is to produce sale receipts. That's what I imagine anyway, and I basically only know enough about forensic science to get myself in trouble and be a pain in the ass when everyone is watching Law and Order.
    ...
    Interesting. I was wondering about that

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    Quote Originally Posted by tashataboo View Post
    Entire condoms filled with sperm? That's more than a few skin cells. Wouldn't risk it if I was a dude, lol.
    True , can you imagine in court 'No your honor , I wasn't at the scene of the crime, I sold my spunk to pay my tuition fees '



    I don't think I'd be happy sending my husbands spunk off to be honest - Though I do send off my DNA embedded panties !

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    Quote Originally Posted by ukmissy View Post
    True , can you imagine in court 'No your honor , I wasn't at the scene of the crime, I sold my spunk to pay my tuition fees '



    I don't think I'd be happy sending my husbands spunk off to be honest - Though I do send off my DNA embedded panties !


    they actually did have an episode of SVU where the parents/grandparents were selling their daughter/grand-daughter's dirty undies to perverts online D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absynthe View Post
    This is like a bad John Waters movie :p
    Reminds me of John Waters talking about "blossoms" lol

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    It's not about shit...but it relates a bit. I just had to share this!

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