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    Travel Man arrested for masturbating on a flight

    http://www.baltimoresun.com/travel/w...,6310334.story


    wonder if he gets frequent flier miles?
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    Some people just have zero class.

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    The flight to Vegas is an hour and a half.SouthWest Airlines has no entertainment on the flight. What the hell else is there to do? .

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    That's pretty gross, but that story is hilarious. The way the 'onlookers' described it.

    'He got some jizz on my arm so I slapped him with the Twilight book I was reading at the time.'

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    Gross but funny. Like the reverse polarity of that scene in the plane from that old softcore movie 'Emmanuelle', lol.

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    New meaning to the term "When you got to go you got to go"

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    It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon, like masrutbating on an airplane. Wait, I guess that's illegal too....thanks a lot bin laden...

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    Wow, how did I miss this?

    I don't suppose this qualifies him for joining the "Mile High Club"... better luck next time dude! LOL
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    Travel Re: Man arrested for masturbating on a flight

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon, like masrutbating on an airplane. Wait, I guess that's illegal too....thanks a lot bin laden...
    I just nearly choked on my water!

    While it is pretty gross... any of you girls actually do it?

    I'll admit to being guilty.
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    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    i love the myspace pic! hillarious!

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