Oh girl where do I start?
1)Friend peeing in trash can in DR
2) Customer smuggling in a live chicken trying to fuck it (at a peep show)
3) Anonymous person defecating on the back stoop of Knockouts, decorating it with a cigar and Jack Daniels bottle writing a note saying "Sticking it to the man"
4) Intoxicated female customer attempting to use the urinal
5) Customer trying to masturbate and simultaneously light crack/meth pipe resulting in burned scrotum (peep show)
6) Customer removing Depends undergarments underneath sweatpants gets busted by bouncer
7) Me puking in the corner of the dressing room (knockouts)

Me going down on our former fucktoy in a room full of shocked strippers (Just Enuff King of Prussia PA)
9) Licking another dancers pussy making her cum so hard she nearly fell down the steps (Just Enuff, PA)
10) Intoxicated customer urinated on floor in dancer bathroom (Just Enuff)
11) Intoxicated customer vomiting on couch in CR (Just Enuff)
12) Customer asking if my teeth were real and why I had all my teeth (Softails, Springfield Mo)
13) Toothless dancers banking (Just enuff and Springfield Mo)
14) Making obscene gestures with a hotdog at passing pedestrians and motorists (outside Knockouts)
15) Peeing on a lollipop and selling it to a customer
16) Selling my used tampons to customers (What, they want it, they're paying for something I'd otherwise throw away)
17) Running through the club with our underwear on our heads Superbowl 08 because the club was so dead (Knockouts)
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Allegedly titty fucking encounter involving regular PDOM customer who exposes himself randomly and one of my silicone implanted cronies (while it technically qualifies as extras, he cant get his dick up and her tits are fake!

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