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    Default What is the most scandocious stuff you've seen at your club?

    This is just out of curiosity and maybe so we can get some laughs? I'm new here and I see a lot of girls talking about other girls they work with and how they do 'extras,' sell drugs, steal shit, blow the manager etc. Have you ever done something like this? Had anything like this done to you?

    I once had my undies/bra stolen from me, but not at a strip club. When I was 16 and lived in a teenage shelter this Haitian girl who looked like she hadn't completed the evolution from monkey to human stole my damn chones. I was pissed and made her rip them off then took latex gloves and threw them in a bucket of bleach and left them there.

    I worked at a hostess bar in Japan and it was a pretty nice place, only a couple girls even danced, it was more about just talking with customers. But there was a girl who would kiss a lot of the men that came in. I always wondered if she had herpes. I know that is not super scandalous but, it was for the little bar I worked at :p

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    Oh girl where do I start?
    1)Friend peeing in trash can in DR
    2) Customer smuggling in a live chicken trying to fuck it (at a peep show)
    3) Anonymous person defecating on the back stoop of Knockouts, decorating it with a cigar and Jack Daniels bottle writing a note saying "Sticking it to the man"
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    Me going down on our former fucktoy in a room full of shocked strippers (Just Enuff King of Prussia PA)
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    10) Intoxicated customer urinated on floor in dancer bathroom (Just Enuff)
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    12) Customer asking if my teeth were real and why I had all my teeth (Softails, Springfield Mo)
    13) Toothless dancers banking (Just enuff and Springfield Mo)
    14) Making obscene gestures with a hotdog at passing pedestrians and motorists (outside Knockouts)
    15) Peeing on a lollipop and selling it to a customer
    16) Selling my used tampons to customers (What, they want it, they're paying for something I'd otherwise throw away)
    17) Running through the club with our underwear on our heads Superbowl 08 because the club was so dead (Knockouts)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    I worked at a hostess bar in Japan and it was a pretty nice place, only a couple girls even danced, it was more about just talking with customers. But there was a girl who would kiss a lot of the men that came in. I always wondered if she had herpes. I know that is not super scandalous but, it was for the little bar I worked at :p
    when and where did you work if you dont mind me asking.

    see scandalous stuff?, not so much. Hear about it, sure.

    I saw more funny as hell stuff
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    I worked in the Aomori province in 2009.

    Going down on a chick huh? Do clubs allow that? I hope you got paid bank.

    Kind of off topic but since we're going all out, I got so fucked up on 5 de Mayo and fucked (?) a girl........ first time and I now know I'm not a lesbian. I sometimes thought I was because I've always preferred les porn over hetero... I think I've just realized women's bodies are beautiful and better to look at then droopy scrotum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Oh girl where do I start?
    1)Friend peeing in trash can in DR
    2) Customer smuggling in a live chicken trying to fuck it (at a peep show)
    3) Anonymous person defecating on the back stoop of Knockouts, decorating it with a cigar and Jack Daniels bottle writing a note saying "Sticking it to the man"
    4) Intoxicated female customer attempting to use the urinal
    5) Customer trying to masturbate and simultaneously light crack/meth pipe resulting in burned scrotum (peep show)
    6) Customer removing Depends undergarments underneath sweatpants gets busted by bouncer
    7) Me puking in the corner of the dressing room (knockouts)
    Me going down on our former fucktoy in a room full of shocked strippers (Just Enuff King of Prussia PA)
    9) Licking another dancers pussy making her cum so hard she nearly fell down the steps (Just Enuff, PA)
    10) Intoxicated customer urinated on floor in dancer bathroom (Just Enuff)
    11) Intoxicated customer vomiting on couch in CR (Just Enuff)
    12) Customer asking if my teeth were real and why I had all my teeth (Softails, Springfield Mo)
    13) Toothless dancers banking (Just enuff and Springfield Mo)
    14) Making obscene gestures with a hotdog at passing pedestrians and motorists (outside Knockouts)
    15) Peeing on a lollipop and selling it to a customer
    16) Selling my used tampons to customers (What, they want it, they're paying for something I'd otherwise throw away)
    17) Running through the club with our underwear on our heads Superbowl 08 because the club was so dead (Knockouts)
    1 Allegedly titty fucking encounter involving regular PDOM customer who exposes himself randomly and one of my silicone implanted cronies (while it technically qualifies as extras, he cant get his dick up and her tits are fake! )

    Girl! I wanna work w/ you! Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    1)Friend peeing in trash can in DR
    Haven't we alllll had those days?

    Sometimes there's a line in the bathroom and you just can't wait. The trash can is so easy and damn't it feels liberating to be able to pee standing up wherever you want. You don't know what you're missing! lol

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    and #16 Tempest, aren't you worried about being cloned?? Seriously, one day it's going to happen. The type of loser that wants to buy a used tampon is the type of loser that has dedicated his life to using that tampon to make his own you.

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    And for me, the most scandocious thing I've seen is at my first club. In the lap dance room, somebody found a used condom and put it in plain view in the ld room on a table with a dollar under neath it. For the rest of the night the bouncers and some of the dancers that knew were peeking into the ld room anytime a girl was back there cause we all wanted to see who would take it. And yes, somebody eventually took it. We saw, we laughed, we pointed, we cried, she left never to be seen at that club again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    Kind of off topic but since we're going all out, ... I think I've just realized women's bodies are beautiful and better to look at then droopy scrotum.
    Talk about off topic. Like two months ago I had this guy over my place and he took his boxers off and it was kind of dark and his balls were so big and hung sooo low that I thought they were his dick and I was like "ah! why are you shaped like that??!!" and I sat up in horror then I realized what I was looking at and I was like "*deep sigh* Oh God, I thought... forget it *lays back down*"

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    Quote Originally Posted by lexynyc View Post
    talk about off topic. Like two months ago i had this guy over my place and he took his boxers off and it was kind of dark and his balls were so big and hung sooo low that i thought they were his dick and i was like "ah! Why are you shaped like that??!!" and i sat up in horror then i realized what i was looking at and i was like "*deep sigh* oh god, i thought... Forget it *lays back down*"

    bahahahahhahahhaahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    This is just out of curiosity and maybe so we can get some laughs? I'm new here and I see a lot of girls talking about other girls they work with and how they do 'extras,' sell drugs, steal shit, blow the manager etc. Have you ever done something like this? Had anything like this done to you?

    I once had my undies/bra stolen from me, but not at a strip club. When I was 16 and lived in a teenage shelter this Haitian girl who looked like she hadn't completed the evolution from monkey to human stole my damn chones. I was pissed and made her rip them off then took latex gloves and threw them in a bucket of bleach and left them there.

    I worked at a hostess bar in Japan and it was a pretty nice place, only a couple girls even danced, it was more about just talking with customers. But there was a girl who would kiss a lot of the men that came in. I always wondered if she had herpes. I know that is not super scandalous but, it was for the little bar I worked at :p




    Am I the only person who thinks this sounds racist?

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    Am I the only person who thinks this sounds racist?

    I'm guessing she didn't mean it to sound that way? Maybe more about the structure of the girls head? I hope not anyways....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelCummings View Post



    Am I the only person who thinks this sounds racist?
    Def needs to articulate it in a dif way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandi_Lynn View Post
    Def needs to articulate it in a dif way.
    Exactly. Racist shit is NOT welcome here. I've seen enough people on here get flamed/banned/permanently written off as a troll to know lol. Any way, that's how it came across and it was totally unnecessary. Not cool OP.

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    I didn't intend for it to come off as racist. The girl actually looked more Dominican then Haitian, but said she was Haitian, point is she was ugly... if I thought it was racist I wouldn't have said it and won't take it back. I'm sorry you guys perceived it that way.

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    o.O

    Oh man, I have seen some crazy stuff happen over the years. My favorite all time story: there was a guy who came in about 3 years ago who had just come out of surgery. It must've been major surgery too because he was using a colostomy bag. Well, he was wasssteddd and he eventually fell and his bag ruptured all over the floor near the bar. Awful!

    We still talk about that day, lol.

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    ^Wow, the day I go to a strip club with a colostomy bag is the day I realize the appropriateness of staying home and renting a porno. I mean really, fuck that guy's life. How desperate must you be to go to a public place let alone a friggin strip club with a bag attached to you full of shit.

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    We had some hispanic guy fall through our drop ceiling once. Before we even opened -I guess he had been trying to get in & kept getting denied entry, obviously. So he had managed to find his way through the ventilation system outside or something. Bam! Fell right through the ceiling. Lol!

    Sad thing -he still never saw any nekkid girls -if only he had waited alittle later in the evening, huh. Hahah

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    ^The whole experience was shocking-- we were literally all standing around watching him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    I once had my undies/bra stolen from me, but not at a strip club. When I was 16 and lived in a teenage shelter this Haitian girl who looked like she hadn't completed the evolution from monkey to human stole my damn chones. I was pissed and made her rip them off then took latex gloves and threw them in a bucket of bleach and left them there.


    I don't think she meant it intentionally to be racist but stuff can always get screwed up and misinterpreted..... Hell, I've seen plenty of white people that I'm convinced have Neanderthal DNA because they look just like the National Geographic renditions of em.
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    OK I have a "mild" story.

    New girl on stage. Took off her thong (nude club) and gets down on the floor to start shaking her ass. All I can stare at is the tampon string fully hanging out, glowing in the black light, bouncing up and down.

    A different girl eventually told her. New girl ran off stage and booked it to the dressing room.

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    1. Random girls from Houston breezed through town and worked one shift. On that one and only shift the both of them got fired immediately for sucking dick on the main floor in the middle of dayshift. When they got fired they were like "whaaat? what did we do wrong? oh we're not allowed to do that here?"

    2. Fighting: the worst one I can remember involved a stiletto heel not only being thrown at a chick's head/face, but actually ripping her eye socket to the point where her eye was actually hanging out. Blood was everywhere. She screamed the most awful shriek imaginable. I never want to hear that again. The offending party went to jail that night.

    3. A girl got so drunk and wondered how she made $800 on day shift, then came to work the next day "thinking and wondering" if she sucked the dick of the customer who kept her in the lap dance area for 3 hours. Probably so. She got ridiculed out of the club.

    4. A hot other stripper who I later found out was smoking crack and hadn't slept for 3 days straight tried to rape me in the dressing room in front of everyone.

    5. A girl went completely nuts on shift and ripped off her wig on stage, then proceeded to run across the club barefoot screaming. She was taken away on a stretcher. It was sad.

    6. Fight: one dancer attempted to stab another in the head with an ice pick. Where she got said ice pick from? Nobody knows. The craziest part is that they were both allowed to come back to work the very next day and were suddenly best friends after having hated each other for months.

    I'm sure there's more. All of this was many moons and several bottles of vodka ago. I don't quite remember it all. A very "colorful" job stripping can be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelCummings View Post



    Am I the only person who thinks this sounds racist?

    It didnt sound like it to me. I believe she was just saying the girl was ugly, I highly doubt she was talking about the entire race. Personally I've seen people of all different races that look like a monkey, I'm not being racist when I say that I'm just talking about that individual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    I don't think she meant it intentionally to be racist but stuff can always get screwed up and misinterpreted..... Hell, I've seen plenty of white people that I'm convinced have Neanderthal DNA because they look just like the National Geographic renditions of em.
    Yea seriously. I've seen involved monkey looking white and/or non lack people too, it's not a race thing. Example, the god awful fugly way those Olsen twins used to look:



    Meanwhile, her biracial friend Teddy (also in the pic) looking adorable as can be

    My dad used to say the olsen twins looked like midget monkeys. They were NOT CUTE as kids past the age of say, 2. No wonder I used to go around calling them the "trollsen twins" when full housecwas still on hahaha

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    Why is this thread becoming a race thread? It seems many of them are. I thought had already progressed past that.

    Dammit, was hoping to read more funny & scandalous shit. Thread jack.

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