




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest



Was kind of hoping for another Darwin award winner.
Isocrates: “Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.”





Why do I have a feeling I dated him?



What did the bears ever do to him?
Fucking bears get on my nerves to sometimes.
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