Post your favorite / corniest / funniest pick up lines that you've heard (or told).
Post your favorite / corniest / funniest pick up lines that you've heard (or told).
I'll start:
You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
If you were an orange, you would be my main squeeze.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
You see my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Will post more later, after I think about it some more.



So what's your story?.......
I asked a girl one time, "What's wrong with me?"
She said, "You're crazy."
I said, "Am I?"
She nodded, took a sip of her drink and smiled. She was OK.
Last edited by bucket; 06-05-2011 at 04:26 PM. Reason: edit
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
This one is really cool. But it looks like something that you would say on the street and not in a club. I actually didn't hear anyone use this one but my friend told me about it. He used it in a club and the girl rejected him right away of course.
He said that there is this place with many lines:
I cannot get some guys. When I look at the lines on that site, I realize that I could of come up with better ones![]()
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