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    Default Marrying a Customer

    EDIT: For those of you who aren't aware, this topic was originally created as a parody of another, similar topic in this same area of the fourm. Please realize it's satire.

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    A thought just came to my mind. What if a stripper wants to marry a customer? How would she go about it? The reason it seems like an unattractive ordeal is, it is considered rude and inconsiderate to court a customer inside a strip club because he is a customer, and we should be an unattainable fantasy?

    So where can a stripper find a customer if not in a strip club?

    I would be much indebted if you care to share your thoughts in a civilized manner.
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    Default Re: Marrying a Customer

    Then you need to go to the secret customer hang out. I believe it's called "strippers hanging in there for customers" or shit for short.

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    Default Re: Marrying a Customer

    Kellydancer,

    Are these shit venues truely a place or are you being passive aggressive?

    I already said that it may not be cool to court a customer at a strip club. The goal of this thread is to identify a venue to court customers for marriage and love. Keep in mind I am not talking about 'bag the PL'. I am talking about serious commitment. I am talking about house in a suburb, a golden retriever and whole nine yard.

    So where can a beautiful, intelligent, well-meaning exotic dancer find the pathetic PUA of her dreams?



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    Default Re: Marrying a Customer

    Oh they are real. In fact I'm going to one tonight. I am looking for my one customer for a lifetime. I mean who else will I be able to talk to about being a dancer with customers except for a guy with the experience? I sure hope he's one of those guys who doesn't buy dances because we all love those guys who don't spend. After all, a man who really likes a dancer never spends money on her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarlettJanuary View Post
    I am so glad you posted this question because I've been wondering the exact same thing! I mean, not because this completely absurd question applies to me, being that I am already married of course, but I just think that it is a topic that really deserves a relatively incoherent discussion in which the OP changes point-of-view several times through out the thread.
    Exactly. Some strippers love custys. They cannot help it. Customers just have all sorts of appeal for some Dancers. I think this should be sufficient for the time being to want to date one. I hope some customers will contribute to this discussion.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    Oh they are real. In fact I'm going to one tonight. I am looking for my one customer for a lifetime. I mean who else will I be able to talk to about being a dancer with customers except for a guy with the experience? I sure hope he's one of those guys who doesn't buy dances because we all love those guys who don't spend. After all, a man who really likes a dancer never spends money on her.
    Kelly, I can tell you are not being sincere. I for one actually DO prefer to date customers who don't spend a dime on me - that way I can be sure they don't just think I'm a piece of meat I'm buying. Your sarcasm in this thread is not appreciated. If you want to contribute you can check your sarcasm at the door. Cool?

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    Default Re: Marrying a Customer

    We as customers of strip clubs are just normal people. Wanting to marry us because we are a customer just isn't right. I haven't been in a strip club in years and years but I can still tell you anything you want to know.

    4ever, I am sure you and I would have got along well because I never got dances. I didn't need to because all the ladies liked me for who I am.

    I have to go to bed now but can someone tell me how to multi-quote??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raider View Post
    We as customers of strip clubs are just normal people. Wanting to marry us because we are a customer just isn't right. I haven't been in a strip club in years and years but I can still tell you anything you want to know.

    4ever, I am sure you and I would have got along well because I never got dances. I didn't need to because all the ladies liked me for who I am.

    I have to go to bed now but can someone tell me how to multi-quote??
    People like to marry one-another for many reasons. For example some women find men who collect trash irresistible. Some people think that's shallow but they just have the quality's women find attractive, like strength and agility. Some women find PL's attractive and this thread is for them. How can we find one not in the SC?

    You should learn to multi-quote. It is a good thing to learn.



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    Very funny! LOL!

    On a serious note, 4everresolutions claimed that she had me on the ignore and yet she writes just like me. I will place 4everresolutions in JayAT category. Neither of these two strippers are capable of ignoring my posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brigham View Post
    Very funny! LOL!

    On a serious note, 4everresolutions claimed that she had me on the ignore and yet she writes just like me. I will place 4everresolutions in JayAT category. Neither of these two strippers are capable of ignoring my posts.
    I do not know what you are talking about. There is no need to make it about you. This can be about any stripper who wishes to marry a customer. You are a customer so I read some of your posts. If you want a serious discussion then you have to check the attitude at the door. I don't know of what categories you speak.



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    Default Re: Marrying a Customer

    ^ This thread of yours takes your credibility away when it comes to calling someone a troll. You are trolling in a broad day light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brigham View Post
    ^ This thread of yours takes your credibility away when it comes to calling someone a troll. You are trolling in a broad day light.

    Hmmmmm......lets see -

    Who would have more credibility here on SW......

    4everresolutions with her long rich history of valuable and objective input on many topics.....
    or a newcomer who posts ridiculous topics to get attention and is pretty much a trolll?

    Guess who wins!!!!!

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    What difference does it make where you meet somone? If you're used to SC's for some reason, and there could be many, then go find a stripper girlfriend if you can.
    What's the big deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bucket View Post
    What difference does it make where you meet somone? If you're used to SC's for some reason, and there could be many, then go find a stripper girlfriend if you can.
    What's the big deal?

    *zing*
    That was the sound of this whole thread sailing over your head.

    And you seemed like such a bright fella, too

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    Quote Originally Posted by bucket View Post
    What difference does it make where you meet somone? If you're used to SC's for some reason, and there could be many, then go find a stripper girlfriend if you can.
    What's the big deal?
    The big deal is that I am trying to find out how I can Marry a Customer. You seem to think it's the other way around? I don't think anyone would make a post about how to Marry a Stripper. That's just silly. Please stay on topic.

    This is for people who want to Marry a Customer. Not for me. I am happily in a relationship like Scarlett, but for other dancers who come here and want to know how to Marry the PL of their choice.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    The big deal is that I am trying to find out how I can Marry a Customer. You seem to think it's the other way around? I don't think anyone would make a post about how to Marry a Stripper. That's just silly. Please stay on topic.

    This is for people who want to Marry a Customer. Not for me. I am happily in a relationship like Scarlett, but for other dancers who come here and want to know how to Marry the PL of their choice.
    You're right. The main topic is marriage.
    I'm outta here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brigham View Post
    ^ This thread of yours takes your credibility away when it comes to calling someone a troll. You are trolling in a broad day light.
    I do not know what kind of sick thing went on between you, and former trolls. But please spare me the detail. This is not a troll. This is 4everresolutions. I see that you really miss trolls. May I ask why?



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    Quote Originally Posted by F18fighter View Post
    Hmmmmm......lets see -

    Who would have more credibility here on SW......

    4everresolutions with her long rich history of valuable and objective input on many topics.....
    or a newcomer who posts ridiculous topics to get attention and is pretty much a trolll?

    Guess who wins!!!!!
    Although there is sarcasm in this post I agree with the idea. I am not a troll. I am 4everresolutions.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    Some women find PL's attractive and this thread is for them. How can we find one not in the SC?

    You should learn to multi-quote. It is a good thing to learn.

    The problem I have is that most strippers don't realize we as customers have feelings. Some of you so called customer lovers are downright demeaning to customers. Just because I didn't get dances a decade ago you think I don't have feelings. I used to tip $1 when I went and today with inflation I would probably tip $2. But that would only be to the dancers that are at least 39 years old because they are the only ones mature enough to be working in a club. I heard that once from a guy named Laxman and I believe everything he ever said.

    As far as multi-quoting...4ever, would it have been so difficult for you to just help me instead of the sarcasm? Remember, customers have feelings to and it is not all about strippers. Please print it and keep it in your purse for future reference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bucket View Post
    You're right. The main topic is marriage.
    I'm outta here.
    Thank you for taking your attitude out of my thread.



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    Quote Originally Posted by F18fighter View Post
    *zing*
    That was the sound of this whole thread sailing over your head.

    And you seemed like such a bright fella, too
    Maybe I'll see you round the club, war hero.

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    This is one last post to ask people not to tell me to multi-quote in a sarcastic manner, as I will simply ignore their requests and continue in my annoying way of posting to get more attention.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    Thank you for taking your attitude out of my thread.
    Sorry. I thought it was Brigham's. Got them mixed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bucket View Post
    Sorry. I thought it was Brigham's. Got them mixed up.
    She is trolling. It is best not feed the troll. My last post in this thread.

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    I am not sure it is the exquisite CherryCola or something else but I am in too good of a mood to be drawn into your nastiness. I would encourage trouble makers to stay out of this thread. Leave this thread for serious thinkers. Trust me my feelings will not be hurt if you put me on ignore.

    So once again, if you have nothing constructive to contribute, stay out as you claim you will. Thanks!



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