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    Dizzy my husband ran over his foot with the lawnmower

    My husband ran over his foot with the lawnmower . . .
    So I had to ditch work to go get him from the hospital...
    My father in law dropped by to try to help . . .
    While the house was a complete mess . . . .
    My son wanted to show off his future prize rooster . . .
    and chickens ran in the house and got everywhere. . . .
    and we were out of milk . . .
    and so was the gas station . . .
    so I had to go to the store on the other end of town . . .
    we ate dinner at aobut 8pm!
    I treid to light a bonfire...
    nearly set myself on fire . . .
    now i HAVE HAD ABOUT 5 very large glasses of wine ...
    fucked up my diet--no wonder i cant lose those last 3 pounds . . .
    its after 11 oclock
    I have to clean my hubands wound...
    We are out of gauze
    I cannot drive to walmart--too much wine...
    I have to take my kid to 4-H tomorrow morning . . .
    Don't know when hubby will be able to work again . . .
    OMG I had too much to drink!
    i CAnnot wait for this day to be over, so I can start fresh tomorrow.


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    Default Re: my husband ran over his foot with the lawnmower

    We've all been there in some way or another! Keep your head high, girl

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    omg girlie deep breath. Hot bath.. and yes more wine. You'll make it through!

    and prayers for a speedy recovery to your husband!!!
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    Heads up, I hope it gets better. Objectively its a rather funny story - unusual accident, chickens everywhere, nothing there when you need it - sitcom-funny, but not your-life funny.
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    Default Re: my husband ran over his foot with the lawnmower

    wow! that is a bad day. maxi pads can be used as guaze pads when in a pinch. cut a sheet up and boil the cloth to use as guaze wrap.
    hugs . hope things get better
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    ......fucking chickens.....

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    Default Re: my husband ran over his foot with the lawnmower

    How did he run over his foot?

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    Default Re: my husband ran over his foot with the lawnmower

    It's a common injury, happens all the time.
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    This sound like an episode of Home Improvement. Deep breath!
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    OMFG I hope he's going to be ok! Hugs!
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    oh boy...men...what would we do without them?

    but seriously, I hope he's ok!!!

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    Sorry this day went sideways! Tomorrow cannot be worse. Trust me.
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    Default Re: my husband ran over his foot with the lawnmower

    Just for fun buy him a soccer ball.

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    Oh wow!!! Write this into a short story and sell it to Cosmo!!! Sending good vibes your way! And hopefully you guys can laugh about it later!

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    Default Re: my husband ran over his foot with the lawnmower

    I am sorry to hear that. I hope things would spring back to normal for you soon. Best wishes!

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    Dizzy Re: my husband ran over his foot with the lawnmower

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    Sorry this day went sideways! Tomorrow cannot be worse. Trust me.
    Actually it was. His car got repo'd as a result of an ongoing insurance dispute with the credit union (although we were making the payments!) and the bathtub over flowed and water ran down into the ceiling of the other bathroom.

    Every day has been something else. My Son fell off his scooter and skinned up his face. I gave the cat a flea bath ahd half her hair fell out. I ran over a nail in the one remaining car. Our tax return (which we desperately need) is lost in space. My temporary filling fell out and I needed a build-up and crown. Last night the temporary crown fell out. This morning the coffee maker died.

    I am getting a little scared to get out of bed in the morning because who knows what might happen today, y'know?


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