I had a series of exchanges with fellow SW members. Those exchanges were primarily related to economy and illegal alien strippers. However, the aftermath of those exchanges were the birth of a nascent idea in my mind. I will start this thread as an exercise in rearing this idea.
First of all let me introduce you what an H1-B is. This is a type of visa issued by US government to foreign nationals who meet a very strict criteria set forth by Department of Labor. As you probably guessed it, it has something to do with labor shortage in the United States of America. Let us say there is a corporation called XYZ Corporation, which is in dire need of an electrical engineer to work on one of its RADAR manufacturing facilities. If this company cannot find a qualified American engineer and it can prove to the Department of Labor that it has looked for a period of time dictated by Department of Labor then the XYZ Corporation can sponsor a foreign national on H1-B program to work for it. The goal of this sponsorship is to gradually bring this foreigner into American fold by giving him/her permanent resident status and eventually a naturalized citizenship. This should give you a rough idea on what an H1-B is. As I am not an Immigration Lawyer, I would be delighted if someone with that background can expand on it and correct any error if found.
All right. Let us come back to strip clubs. I have been hearing lots of chatter on illegal alien strippers working at the strip clubs. A lots of people seem really unhappy about it for reasons ranging from taxes to fake IDs. So let us give our club owners an option to sponsor foreign national strippers on H1-B visa. Also, I would add this, since Indians (the VISA workers as coined by KellyDancer) have more than their lion's share of engineering, medical, science and other non-cool stuff, we will discourage Indian strippers from participating. Pakistani strippers are more than welcome to participate in the H1-B program. However our real target would be strippers from European countries like Germany, UK, etc. Non European countries that are white such as Canada and Australia will also be encouraged to participate in this program. Well, there is a real chance that strippers in those countries may not be that excited to immigrate to USA. In that case, we will resort to eastern European countries such as Poland, Romania, etc.
Besides improving the quality of our strippers, it may cut down the cost of lap dances which means more business. More business mean better economy. Everyone wins under this arrangement. Customer gets high quality strippers for prices he can afford. Clubs make more profit.
I think it is a great idea.



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