If you step on the back of my foot, even acidentally, I completely hulk out.
If you step on the back of my foot, even acidentally, I completely hulk out.
I know! She's awesome right?
yeah, I kinda sometimes do this, by accident.![]()
And I know it freaks people (particularly girls) the f-out! I don't mean it, but it sometimes happens when I'm in a rush or something but I mean, in NYC, there's so much foot traffic.
I wish I knew what I was doing...
- Kids in restaurants. I eat late in the evening and I go to upscale joints (i.e. no freakin' kids menus). The parents never care about quieting the little brat when they start screeching for no reason. Kids will be kids, yes, but teach them how to behave in public, hmmm?
- People who speed past me 10+ miles over the speed limit, get in front of me, and then proceed to slooooooow down. WTF.
- In the same vein, people who don't use their turn signals and jerk their cars over at the last second knowing damn well they needed that lane for an exit miles back.
- The smile thing gets me too. I do smile and laugh. A lot. The fact that my public introversion makes you, a complete stranger, uncomfortable doesn't mean a lick of shit to me. Mind yours.
- People who pass into my personal bubble and don't even acknowledge me. Um, excuse you?
- Tiny ugly dogs. They get so hype for no damn reason.
- My neighbors who don't seem to grasp that house parties are for people with HOUSES. Take your drunken shenanigans to a bar.
- Small talk. If you can't think of anything more creative to say than to ask how I'm doing or what I think of the weather, keep your mouth shut.
I have more, but I hate everything so I should stop now.




This is a HUGE one for me. It drove me so crazy when I was bartending - multiple times per night, my conversation with a customer would go like this:
(me) "Hi, how are you doing tonight?"
(them) "GIMME A CROWN AND COKE!"
I don't know why I let it get to me, but it grated on my nerves every time. I am a human being, not a BarBot 3000 - a simple human courtesy (such as saying "hello","please", "may I have a ...", and "thank you") will not cost you anything, and will definitely get you a better drink. Why is this so hard for people???
I know this can be applied to lots of different types of jobs which deal with the general public. People act like you're put on this earth just to provide them with whatever service they want at the time, and that you deserve no respect or consideration as an actual person.
Stripping still has this element, but in a different way - so I haven't burned out on this industry yet. Still, I can't wait until I am qualified for a job where I can spend the whole day in a lab without seeing another human face.
Years of working with the public will do that, I guess.
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
- Mae West




^when I worked in the food biz I would just keep asking "hi how are you" over and over when someone would just bark their order at me. most people would laugh after the second time I asked and be like "oh! sorry! I'm good thank you!" but I had this one asshole when I was working at starbucks and our conversation went like this:
me: hi how are you today?
asshole: large coffee
me: HI how are you?
asshole: large....COFFEE
me: I asked you how you're doing. aren't you going to acknowledge me as a human? HOW. ARE. YOU?
asshole: I'm in a hurry! LARGE COFFEE
(at this point I decided to keep pissing him off)
me: ohhhh ok. well would you like bold or mild?
asshole: I DON'T CARE!!! LARGE COFFEE
me: for our mild blend today we have pike place and our bold blend is...
asshole:UGHHHHHHHHHHHH *storms out*
hehehehehe





Ugly girls at work who think they are hot because they make loads of money giving cheap extras !
People who think its funny when thier kids are rude!
Men in the club who spend money they say if u were my girl u wouldn't be doing this" then act surprised when u say no to going out with them.
xoxo




$30k Millionaires...
lol just found this http://www.30kmillionaires.com/
Last edited by silk55; 06-13-2011 at 11:51 AM.
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works" -GORDON GECCO



-people who allow or encourage their children to curse and laugh about it
-annoying girls who come to a table to say hi to past customer and rub their tits all over them while you are there
-girls who stare at me when im with my bf (we a biracial couple get over it)
-girls who start shit at work at end of shift when their drugs wear off
-customers who don't buy dances and only extras
-people who won't accept the end of relationships
-girls who make excuses for why they strip
-pillbillys who make $100s a day then show up to work asking everyone to borrow $5 to pay $15 upfront house fee
-ignorant people
-racists
-people who stare and get mad when you stare back
-girls who come to the club but then get mad when strippers sit down
-people who eat off of other people plates at end of night b/c they are drunk or saving all their $ for drugs
-controlling people
-people who lie to make themselves look good when no one cares
-cops who lie and steal
-judges who work drug court but do drugs themselves
-people who insist on dying their hair colors uncomplementary to their skin tone
-bleach blondes with black or dark brown eyebrows
-strippers with big toe hair
-girls with shitty implants who brag about them while you look at bag marks and ripples
-people who shoot pills containing acetominophen(why the hell are you shooting tylenol?)
-people who are mean for no reason
-people that are rude to stupid people just because they are stupid
-ants
-people who only clean dog poop up out of your yard when they see you looking out the window
Last edited by So Fine Divyne; 06-14-2011 at 09:11 AM.
Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.



-unhealthy food...I think this is my number one pet peeve. My boss ordered KFC yesterday and I swear, the combination of the smell and the sight of it made me want to throw up. I'll stick to my seaweed salad...thanks.
-people who complain about smokers in a smoking establishment.
-people who complain about gamblers in a casino.
-competitiveness amongst females.
-boyfriends of girls I know trying to get in my pants. I just hate that they assume that I'm that low.
-people who perceive pot as a hard-core drug and come to the conclusion that because I smoke pot I must also be popping pills, doing heroin, coke, E, and whatever else they can come up with.
-people who claim to be Native American but have no idea what tribe they are and have never been exposed to any of the cultural aspects.
-people who are intolerant of food from different cultures. I just hate it when I hear people exclaim 'pigs feet/curry/intestines/raw fish--EWWWWW!' I find this to be so rude =/
and lastly...
-Girls who don't point their toes on stage.
Last edited by ZePeanut; 06-13-2011 at 06:18 PM.




-girls who are ALWAYS asking to borrow your phone. get your own damn phone!!! you can buy a prepaid for 10 dollars!!! sorry but I don't want your drug dealer having my number!!!
-extras girls who give hustling advice to non-extras girls
-annoying laughs
-other people coughing and sneezing. I don't mind if it's a little bit but I can't stand listening to sneezing fits
-kidz bop
-whistling (and for some reason every roommate I've ever had LOVES to whistle)
-people who think that because I've done coke that I'm a drug addict. clearly you know nothing about it.
-guys or other dancers who tell me I need more "meat on my bones". my body is none of your business
-creepy non-spending regulars who get mad at me for ignoring them because I talked to them ONCE when I was new and didn't know that they wouldn't spend a dime on me
-speakerphone. I hate EVERYTHING that has to do with speakerphone. I hate being put on speakerphone. I hate girls who use speakerphone in the dressing room. and the worst is when someone puts someone on speakerphone when they're HOLDING their cell phone.
-customers who act all pissed off when I come up and talk to them. ok, let me go to your job and scream at you
-people who bail on plans ALL THE TIME then wonder why I don't want to make plans with them anymore
-roommates who leave their clothes in the dryer for days
-girls who tell me to get acrylic nails. sorry I don't feel like paying 100 dollars a month for something that will ruin my nails
-tailgating
-people who drive with small dogs in their lap. I know you think it's cute, but if you get into an accident your dog is going flying. be more aware of your animal's safety
-fake designer sunglasses/purses





As I'm reading this I'm just thinking about all the people I must have pissed off at some point. Holy shit. No way I could avoid every one of these pet peeves.
My only pet peeve at the moment:
Spitting indoors/on public transit. Why is that necessary? Why do you need to spit inside a closed space that other people use? Can you not hold you saliva one more stop until you get off the street car? Are you marking your territory? I just....why?



WEEDS. I hate em'. My lawn looks like shit and I'm sick of weeds coming up through the cracks in concrete and through the blocks in the patio thing I made.
PAINT. I'm sick of having to repaint my garage all the time. I do it right but it still peels.



DUST MITES. Ever see one of those under a microscope? People aren't actually allergic to dust mites, it's their feces. I hate those things. Before next winter I'm going to put my mattress outside when it starts to get below freezing. I want to torture them just for fun.





Improper use of language and bad grammar on the internet. Bad grammar in general is a pet peeve, but it's getting worse by the damn day, I swear. Intentional text and lol speak are okay - don't bug me, I do it sometimes, too. But the three that drive me FUCKING CRAZY are:
"break" - broken. "brake" - slowing down, applying the brakes.
"they're, their, there". Seriously? I mean, I've been known to type the wrong one when typing in a hurry, but some people just seem to have no idea and guess.
And the ALL TIME WINNER of biggest grammatical pet peeve, because even really intelligent people who know better seem to get this one wrong ALL THE FUCKING TIME now and I can't fucking stand it:
"loose" - not tight. "lose" - to not win.
Other pet peeves:
Tailgaters. Rapidly encompassing shitty drivers in general, but tailgaters have a special place on my hate list.
Shitty reality TV. Add bad advertising to this as well.
Movies that could have been so much better than they were. Lately this is 80% of Speilberg's crap. And the last Matrix movie. How'd they manage to fuck THAT up?!
Related to the above - shitty editing/gaping plot holes. How the FUCK to people who do this for a living and watch it over and over while editing not catch some of this shit?!
"Doing the time" without "doing the crime". I hate being accused of shit I didn't do. More than almost anything in the world. And for some damned reason, it happens to me a LOT. Everything from previous GF's (GOD I LOVE MM FOR TALING BEFORE ACCUSING!!!) accusing me of cheating or gambling or whatever, to once being accused of stealing from an employer, to recently having warrants issued for supposed non-payment of 2 tickets I got YEARS ago AND PAID, to being charged with a crime in a small town in Nevada because my vehicle fit the description the witness gave of something that happened 62 miles away and I happened to be in the area - and on and on. I fucking hate it.
HOA's in general, mine in particular, lol.
Lots more. But those are the big ones, lol.
Adding:
- People who openly stare. I hate locking eyes with someone and having them continue to stare.
- Related: guys who undress me with their eyes. That's just gross and creepy.
- Also related: People who talk about you in their language and think you can't understand.
Um...Ukrainian cats at a restaurant today and haha, my husband actually speaks a bit of Ukrainian. One of them was burning holes in my head and not shy about it. Bleh.
Loud food chewing, smacking ect
Same with gum. really, i would be thrilled if gum didnt even exist lol. gross.
Poor table manners/manners in general
compaines large and small that have websites with broken links, buttons... broken anything.
this is the face of your business make sure that shit works!
As quoted by Luckyone:
I asked directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam and she lied to me.
Methodus saved my life!





Dancers who hate to dance.
Guys who walk into a stripclub and immediately throw their arms up in the air and shout incoherently, or do weird goofy dances.
Women who create their own reality, conveniently avoiding any sort of social responsibility or compassion whatsoever, and get bent way the fuck out of shape if you expect simple courtesy. ETA--Of course there are men who do this as well--I just have to deal with a lot more women at work doing it lol!
Dancers who tell me they are doing a stage skip when I have just announced them and started their song, usually by screaming at me as they run by the booth. And I don't get a dime of the 20$ fee for this--but I then have to find the next girl and make her dance to the first girl's music, for which I inevitably get blamed. And the ones who never, ever, ever tell me they are going up to Champagne Room, which is an automatic skip (95% of them in my club).
DJs with whiny, high-pitched, nasal voices who think they sound cool as shit, and never shut the fuck up on the mike. Managers who hire them and think they have a great DJ.
Groupies. This includes a very large percentage of my female friends in Daytona haha. Take a guy with a shitty old car, a filthy mattress, no manners whatsoever--if he plays in some shitty band he's suddenly an Adonis. Nope, he's a fucking bum. Even if the guy is actually really talented, famous, whatever--but invariably treats women like dogshit, they still line up to suck his dick. I wouldn't go anywhere near a woman who had no respect for me if she was the most talented, beautiful diva in history. But there doesn't seem to be much that's going to change that.
Women who loudly proclaim they can spot a PUA immediately and won't give him the time of day, but fall for the lamest bullshit ploys imaginable within seconds. Also women who line up to fuck ugly, stupid men because they see a bunch of other women doing it. Women who think I don't like this because they aren't fucking me--hey, you just fucked an orangutan, I want nothing to do with you.
Dancers who blame me because the girls in front of them are in the Champagne Room and they have to go onstage sooner than they expected, or missed stage because they assumed no one would do a skip or a CR and went on break.
Dancers who decide they want to clean out their folders, delete all the good songs and leave the slow whiny shit and crap rap songs I'm not allowed to play, then get mad when I can't play it with the owner standing right next to the booth.
Controlling women who say they hate controlling men.
Women who assume their boyfriends can take me because they have 40 extra pounds of blubber.
Guys who let their girlfriends go into the men's room and stand outside the door all macho like, not letting any guys in to take a leak at midnight on saturday night. Never works if I have to go. Last guy who tried to push that one to the limit got a nice big upside down 'L' shaped bruise on his back from the front frame of the DJ booth.
This macho motherfucker newlywed who came in with his bride just now, whose birthday it is, and loudly corrected me about her name when I said 'Happy birthday to Sybil, welcome to the newlyweds!' on the mike. Maybe he doesn't like that she is a dancer, I don't know. I wonder if it bothered him when I said "I never know their real names." on the mike?
Last edited by Djoser; 06-17-2011 at 12:43 AM.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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I HATE gum. I never buy gum. is it just me or are the people who constantly chew gum USUALLY dumb as a box of rocks?
loud gum chewing is definitely one of my pet peeves
just being asked for gum annoys me. I cringe whenever I'm retouching my makeup and I hear "d'ya have any guuuuuuuuuummmm?????"
I hate it when people think I do things because "I think I'm better than everyone". "you can't keep missing your stage sets!!! you walk around like you own the place and you DON'T! you have to get on stage like everybody else" my manager seriously said that to me after missing one set.
codependence
girls having loud convos on their phones with their boyfriends who are CLEARLY assholes. seriously I've heard so much fucked up shit and I'm just thinking "LEAVE HIM!!!"
girls who get drunk at work and want to talk everyone's ear off. sorry but I need to go make money.
when you're venting about something and girls take it as an opportunity to talk about something that happened to THEM and make the whole conversation about them instead of being supportive

Guys who wear their pants down low and underwear sticking out. It's not cool looking!! It's what clowns do to make children laugh. I guess that trend began in the prisons when inmates have their belts taken for safety reasons. It's becoming all too common of late.





^^^Oh yeah that was posted in my 'Fads That Need To Die' thread over a year ago. It's been going on for what, ten years now? It was bad enough when it was just an 'urban' thing, now it's even becoming a 'suburban' thing. All these little punks aspire to do time in prison, I guess.
I am just waiting for the day one of these dumb bitches starts something wearing pants like that.
Even the fucking junior DJ from my club showed up like this at a little after work party a week or so ago. I guess I don't think too much less of him for it, but I was not impressed.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Oh added from last night, this fucking girl is always late for stage (like about half our girls). I have started cutting the fucking music and saying their names insistently on the mike, and saying '20$ fine coming!' It sounds like shit, but I am sick to death of waiting for the girls to show up (if ever) for more than half the fucking songs. Getting to the peeve now:
You call a girl late to stage 2-3 times, she slowly plods down the hall in bovine fashion into the front bar, yelling 'I know, I KNOW, I'm coming!' Last night this fucking stupid fat bitch did that to me and I said on the mike 'The song is at two minutes now, 2/3rds of the song is over HEAVEN' Then take their fatass time actually getting onto the stage, so that the shitty rap song they demand I play is actually about 3/4 done.
Girls that are fucking FAT and UGLY calling themselves fucking 'HEAVEN' or 'ECSTASY' or 'ANGEL'. What. The. Fuck? You're not an angel, you dumb bitch, you're a disgusting fat pig.
Fat, ugly girls who never make it to stage, get drunk every night, then whine they didn't make any money and can't tip you.
Fat, ugly girls such as the above who get pregnant, and even fatter; never, ever work out for even ten minutes post pregnancy, but come into work using the 'sympathy' ploy to get re-hired, and still never show up for stage.
Fat, ugly girls such as the above who invariably go get greasy pizza on break, instead of a salad maybe.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Oh wow. We have a bunch of ultra masculine lesbians coming in, some of them look so much like guys that twice I have stopped them from going into the women's room, or actually pulled one out once who was in there with her girlfriend I guess. Felt bad, bought two of them drinks by way of apology, but hey what did they expect?
But never seen one with the prison pants look. I guess that's next.
OK I guess a pet peeve could be the ultra masculine lesbians who are trying as hard as they can to look like men, haircut, dress, body language, possibly even strapping down the tits as far as I can see, etc., but get bent the fuck out of shape when you stop them from going into the women's room or otherwise mistake them for men.
Only it doesn't really piss me off, it's usually kind of funny that they get upset. Sorry, but all that effort you put into looking exactly like a dude sure paid off...
Oh BTW I was referring to male "bitches" with the 'prison pants' look (I'm available to get fucked up the ass by my fellow inmates) maybe hopefully starting shit. I think it was obvious, but just making sure.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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