When people say "that's so funny" but don't laugh.
Men that ask women for money.
When men in the club talk my ear off about how successful they are but tip me only a few dollars.
When men in the club talk my ear off about how successful they are and are ordering drinks instead of buying a bottle.
When you leave the club and you're walking out to your car and all the losers from inside that didn't tip you are trying to get your number.
When men with multiple kids with multiple women try to talk to me.
When you smoke a blunt with somebody and they take forever to pass it or they talk and talk while holding it and just let it burn.
When people just assume you want somebody to smoke with. I bought the weed, I will smoke the weed, aloneee.
When strippers try to sucker me into giving them a ride home. You work all the time, why don't you have a vehicle?
People that work a lot but have nothing to show for it.
When people try to invite themselves to your house.
When people add "z"s to words like "lolz". That makes the word longer, it would be easier to just leave the "z" off. I don't understand the logic behind this.
When men say things like "a girl as pretty as you shouldn't be single".
When men say things like "a girl as pretty as you shouldn't live alone".
When people try to dictate what I do with my time like saying "Let's go for lunch tomorrow at 12". It annoys me that they assume I don't have anything better to do.
People that drive slow in the fast lane.
When I tell men that I'm busy and they say "well you can make time for me". No, no I can not.
When girls on this board say they got into stripping because it's an 'art form'.
When girls on this board usually the newbies, say "I think I'll be a good stripper because I took Jazz and Tap as a kid".
People that are ugly but think they're really attractive.
Fat people that consider themselves 'thick'.
People with pancake butts but say they're ass is huge.
People that dress in what the trends are but don't take into consideration their body shape.
Ugly men or poor men that think I will go out with them.
People that call you repeatedly after you haven't picked up the first, second, third, or fourth time.
When men otc call me "sexy". "Sexy" is not a compliment to me, it's pretty much just saying "hey I want to have sex with you".
When people have a conversation but everybody talks over each other.
The post your pic thread on here is like a mindfuck to me. I don't see why women that get paid to be around men semi/fully naked would come to a website and post pics of themselves (half of the pics are naked/topless) so that men can 'thank you' and send u cyber compliments. You're giving away the goods to customers for free. It's retarded.
When people ask me for money.
People that feel entitled to things that don't belong to them.
People that brag.
People that draw attention to themselves.
Loud people.
When people say things like "I'm on the paper chase" but they work at Target or some other low paying going nowhere job.
When people talk about hustling but they aren't strippers. Nobody knows what a day of hustling is until you've stripped.
When people have like a litter of kids. If you can afford them all fine but even so, there's something called over population and you are the cause.
When men ask if I can cook. None of your business. I work hard so I can eat out every day breakfast lunch and dinner.
When people talk to me in their native language because they think I'm from whatever country they are.
Men that say things like "If she has over 10 partners.. blah blah". I've stopped dealing with men that ask about numbers a long time ago but even back when I was still dealing with those losers, I would with a serious face say "one million".
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