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    I almost died laughing when I saw this coked-out drunk newbie berating this poor customer on stage. I was walking by and I saw them arguing and then I heard her say "if you're not gonna tip me then fuck off this club sucks and I need every last dollar I can get!!!"

    lol way to go!! you sure made your point.

    she's gonna last long....lol!!!

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    I actually really liked this girl before she got fired... anyway she had some anger management issues and I dont know what a customer said to her... I think he called her a slut or something while she was on stage and she full out punched him in the face (shit like this does not happen at my club - theres no junkies here practically all uni students and travellers who are well educated). She then ran into the change room screaming and carrying on and punched the wall several times. A lot of the girls were afraid of her and they all scattered so quick... was hilarious. Sad she got fired though.. she added value.

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    I don't use drugs, and I don't mean to sound conceited but I do know I'm the nicest dancer at the club I am at. However, I can still see myself using my heels as a weapon on someone if I don't find another club rapido.

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    This girl smashed a wine glass into a customer's face cuz he spit on her. I don't know why he spit on her but if I were her I'd kill that mofo. Spitting on someone is the rudest thing ever.

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    So. Discrimination isn't funny.
    ...but imagined discrimination once lead to craziest pyscho drama I have EVER seen.

    So back story: Management decides that we've got too many girls on nights... not enough on days. No one wants to volunteer so they start telling girls they HAVE TO work days or they aren't allowed to work nights.
    So they pick a group of girls... and everyone is pissed off... but no one was as angry as the ONE black girl (that's actually relevant) chosen to work days. We'll call her girl A.

    So... I'm sitting in the back doing makeup and she runs into the locker room yelling and screaming "THIS IS BULLSHIT!! I'M BEING FIRED BECAUSE I'M BLACK!! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WORK NIGHTS ANYMORE AND IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK!!! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RACIST!!! FUCK THIS CLUB. AND FUCK THAT MANAGER!" and on and on for about 10 minutes.

    Right, so she's screaming and yelling and the manager comes in like "WTF?" and she's screaming and yelling at him and threatening him about how she knows people and they're gonna come shoot this fucking place the fuck up and going on and on so finally he just fires her and tells her to get her shit and get out.

    So at this point... she sits down and starts crying... and then she packs her stuff...
    But then when of her friend (Girl B) comes in and asks her what's wrong... and she just fucking loses it. She's screaming about what happened and how the manager is racist and he's firing all the black girls (to her black friend who had neither been fired nor asked to switch shifts, lol)...
    AND THEN.

    And then she starts throwing people's shit around and she's hysterical and screaming nonsensically and pulling over potted plants and trying to tip over couches... and make up cases and gym bags and suit cases are flying everywhere.

    And this tiny little girl (Girl C) stands up and says "Hey, I know you're mad... but these girls didn't do anything to you, so you shouldn't break their stuff."
    So then Girl A starts screaming at her because she's being racist! And she's just like those managers! And then ATTACKS HER. Well Girl B jumps in to help her friend... and so does ANOTHER of their friends... so Girl C's friend jumps in to aid her... and what happens is... other girls start coming in to see what's happening and slowly more and more people are jumping in... until it's just me... sitting at the make up counter while like 10 girls brawl on the fucking floor.


    All because one girl couldn't deal with being told she needed to work day shift.
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    ^that is he funniest fucking thing I've read in a loonnnggg time. HOW did you not die laughing??

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    ^I was too busy being horrified.
    This was, like, my third day at this club.

    Another hilarious note of the story was the girl sitting next to me who kept tryna be like "Oh I'm not getting involved because when I get involved people go to the hospital".... moments later she got pulled in and was just smacking people with her clutch. LMAO
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA I love it

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    I would have laughed my ass off if I would have been there.

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    I'll always remember the time one of my great friends was really, really, really drunk. She was on stage and it is packed. People are tipping, money is in the club--all is great. In the middle of her stage she decides(I guess?) that it is time to go home, so she hops off stage and just...walks out the door, lol.

    It isn't exactly psycho drama..but it was something you don't see every day oO

    wow, the above was totally off topic. Sorry about that ^-

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    The only crazy psycho bitch stripper I've ever encountered was me. On one of my last nights, I clocked the shit out of a little mexican dude who tried to strangle me. I only regret not smashing his face to the floor with my platform.

    La La Laaaaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZePeanut View Post
    I'll always remember the time one of my great friends was really, really, really drunk. She was on stage and it is packed. People are tipping, money is in the club--all is great. In the middle of her stage she decides(I guess?) that it is time to go home, so she hops off stage and just...walks out the door, lol.

    It isn't exactly psycho drama..but it was something you don't see every day oO

    wow, the above was totally off topic. Sorry about that ^-
    LOL!!!

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    I worked with a girl who had a masculine body, but very pretty face. This customer kept insinuating that she was a guy. He got loud with it and started making fun of her to other customers in the club sitting around him. She told him to stfu. She said he didn't have to like her, but he didn't have to shit talk about her either. Well, he kept heckling her and when she came offstage she marched straight into the bathroom. She marched out quiet as can be and stood at his table and dropped her tampon into his drink and said I'm a man huh, bitch. Calmly walked away. Dudes face was completely frozen. Then he promptly started vomiting and got escorted out the club.
    Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by So Fine Divyne View Post
    I worked with a girl who had a masculine body, but very pretty face. This customer kept insinuating that she was a guy. He got loud with it and started making fun of her to other customers in the club sitting around him. She told him to stfu. She said he didn't have to like her, but he didn't have to shit talk about her either. Well, he kept heckling her and when she came offstage she marched straight into the bathroom. She marched out quiet as can be and stood at his table and dropped her tampon into his drink and said I'm a man huh, bitch. Calmly walked away. Dudes face was completely frozen. Then he promptly started vomiting and got escorted out the club.
    OHHHH MY GOD!!! that's the best one yet!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by So Fine Divyne View Post
    I worked with a girl who had a masculine body, but very pretty face. This customer kept insinuating that she was a guy. He got loud with it and started making fun of her to other customers in the club sitting around him. She told him to stfu. She said he didn't have to like her, but he didn't have to shit talk about her either. Well, he kept heckling her and when she came offstage she marched straight into the bathroom. She marched out quiet as can be and stood at his table and dropped her tampon into his drink and said I'm a man huh, bitch. Calmly walked away. Dudes face was completely frozen. Then he promptly started vomiting and got escorted out the club.

    LOLOL! That's what he gets!

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    Quote Originally Posted by femmefatale88 View Post
    This girl smashed a wine glass into a customer's face cuz he spit on her. I don't know why he spit on her but if I were her I'd kill that mofo. Spitting on someone is the rudest thing ever.
    This one too. WTF is wrong with these men...

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    This girl smashed a wine glass into a customer's face cuz he spit on her. I don't know why he spit on her but if I were her I'd kill that mofo. Spitting on someone is the rudest thing ever.

    Yes, how nasty to actually spit on another person. I hope no guy ever does that to me because I will do my best to fuck him up and I don't like getting into fist fights with men.

    I've seen a dancer get spit on, but the bouncers were on that guy in milliseconds. One must have seen what happened and tackled his ass, then the rest joined in. He got bounced out of the club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Fine Divyne View Post
    I worked with a girl who had a masculine body, but very pretty face. This customer kept insinuating that she was a guy. He got loud with it and started making fun of her to other customers in the club sitting around him. She told him to stfu. She said he didn't have to like her, but he didn't have to shit talk about her either. Well, he kept heckling her and when she came offstage she marched straight into the bathroom. She marched out quiet as can be and stood at his table and dropped her tampon into his drink and said I'm a man huh, bitch. Calmly walked away. Dudes face was completely frozen. Then he promptly started vomiting and got escorted out the club.
    Lol, that is the best story ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PleasureVictim View Post
    Yes, how nasty to actually spit on another person. I hope no guy ever does that to me because I will do my best to fuck him up and I don't like getting into fist fights with men.

    I've seen a dancer get spit on, but the bouncers were on that guy in milliseconds. One must have seen what happened and tackled his ass, then the rest joined in. He got bounced out of the club.
    I wish the security was more on point at the clubs I work at. usually they're so lazy :\ they'll only intervene if a dude gets into a fight with another dude

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    There was a girl just last week running around the club yelling about how a customer stole her purse and it had $400 in it. This seemed like a legit complaint until we discovered the customer was running around trying to get her attention so he could give her purse back since she left it in VIP. All the money was still there, too.


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    Manly tampon stripper = MY HERO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    There was a girl just last week running around the club yelling about how a customer stole her purse and it had $400 in it. This seemed like a legit complaint until we discovered the customer was running around trying to get her attention so he could give her purse back since she left it in VIP. All the money was still there, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    So. Discrimination isn't funny.
    ...but imagined discrimination once lead to craziest pyscho drama I have EVER seen.

    So back story: Management decides that we've got too many girls on nights... not enough on days. No one wants to volunteer so they start telling girls they HAVE TO work days or they aren't allowed to work nights.
    So they pick a group of girls... and everyone is pissed off... but no one was as angry as the ONE black girl (that's actually relevant) chosen to work days. We'll call her girl A.

    So... I'm sitting in the back doing makeup and she runs into the locker room yelling and screaming "THIS IS BULLSHIT!! I'M BEING FIRED BECAUSE I'M BLACK!! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WORK NIGHTS ANYMORE AND IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK!!! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RACIST!!! FUCK THIS CLUB. AND FUCK THAT MANAGER!" and on and on for about 10 minutes.

    Right, so she's screaming and yelling and the manager comes in like "WTF?" and she's screaming and yelling at him and threatening him about how she knows people and they're gonna come shoot this fucking place the fuck up and going on and on so finally he just fires her and tells her to get her shit and get out.

    So at this point... she sits down and starts crying... and then she packs her stuff...
    But then when of her friend (Girl B) comes in and asks her what's wrong... and she just fucking loses it. She's screaming about what happened and how the manager is racist and he's firing all the black girls (to her black friend who had neither been fired nor asked to switch shifts, lol)...
    AND THEN.

    And then she starts throwing people's shit around and she's hysterical and screaming nonsensically and pulling over potted plants and trying to tip over couches... and make up cases and gym bags and suit cases are flying everywhere.

    And this tiny little girl (Girl C) stands up and says "Hey, I know you're mad... but these girls didn't do anything to you, so you shouldn't break their stuff."
    So then Girl A starts screaming at her because she's being racist! And she's just like those managers! And then ATTACKS HER. Well Girl B jumps in to help her friend... and so does ANOTHER of their friends... so Girl C's friend jumps in to aid her... and what happens is... other girls start coming in to see what's happening and slowly more and more people are jumping in... until it's just me... sitting at the make up counter while like 10 girls brawl on the fucking floor.


    All because one girl couldn't deal with being told she needed to work day shift.

    I would have dieeeeeed if I was there! lolololol
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    Quote Originally Posted by xGigi View Post
    I wish the security was more on point at the clubs I work at. usually they're so lazy :\ they'll only intervene if a dude gets into a fight with another dude
    It wasn't until I left there that I saw how lazy security can be at other places. I've even been to a club that one of the security who checked ID's was wearing those Adidas shower shoes. How are you supposed to protect anyone wearing something you can't run or possibly trip and fall in?

    The club with the tight security had to more do with the guys being overzealous than actually caring about the dancers, but it worked to our benefit most of the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    There was a girl just last week running around the club yelling about how a customer stole her purse and it had $400 in it. This seemed like a legit complaint until we discovered the customer was running around trying to get her attention so he could give her purse back since she left it in VIP. All the money was still there, too.
    LMAO!!! what a freaking idiot.

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