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    Thats sarcasm. I met a guy today, ask him his name and he says "A to the J." I laugh and repeat "A to the J???" And he is dead serious. Eccentric looking dude in an all white suit, shiny sunglasses (inside the dark club of course), and a long beard in a braid. He hands me his phone and tells me to put my number in it, and I politely tell him I do not give out my phone number to customers. He insists so I tell him what I tell everyone, "I can take yours and call you private." He gets super pissed off and says, "I don't give my number to anyone, especially if you aren't going to give me yours I don't play that shit." So at that point I told him it was nice to meet him and that I hope he enjoyed his stay.......... A to the J lmao
    Theennnnnnnn there is this guy, I finished my set and was walking the floor for tips, he doesn't tip me but pulls out a chair and tells me to sit down, I tell him I'm working and have to walk the floor for tips, so then he says, "alright well get back over here soon, but lemme tell you something right quick, I want a lapdance but if you piss me off... I'm not going to tip you....." I stopped listening and walked off.
    Thennnnnnnnnnn, yes another one to piss me off. I gave him a lap dance and he said he wanted another. I guess he thought that during the second dance it means he can touch my pussy or lick my nipples, after the second time he did something he wasn't supposed to I stopped dancing, got up and told him that if that was what he wanted he need to pay for a champagne or VIP room and find someone else to do it with because I don't do rooms. He said he didn't want a room so I got up and made him pay me for the first dance then walked away. WTF is wrong with people! Seriously, this is the kind of shit you have to deal with when girls give handjobs in the fucking LD booth

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    I feel ya. I think we have all met some incarnation of all three of these douchebags more than we care to admit.

    For DB #3 though, you should have made him pay for BOTH dances, at a minimum. Fucking pathetic losers...!!

    btw, "A to the J" made me LOL. What a tard.

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    A to the J? So his name is Abcdefghij?

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    They enjoy annoying you.. If they bring attitude you give attitude but be polite at the same time. Sometimes you have to act like THE bitch to get them to spend.

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    I love the "A to the J" types.....and by love, I do mean lovvvvvveeeee making fun of them!!! hahaha!!! 90% of the time they're 30k millionaires, anyway.

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    ^ Florida is full of these. Ha, ha everybody here is a 30,000 millionaire!

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    See that's why I love being goth...I rarely if ever get approached by wannabe "ballas" and pimps. If a pimp thought he could turn a profit by pimping me out I would question his sanity. I'm too antisocial. There was one in Tampa named "Jiggy" though and he actually handed me a business card with his website....LOL
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    They are a trip. And they have the dumbest name like A1, top shelf and other weird steak sauce alcohol ignorant names. I have never understood guys who get off on giving girls trouble. Isn't your everyday outside of club life full of chicks turning you down? So, does it make it better to have dancers turn you down? Aren't you still a loser regardless of what type of girl is turning you down?
    Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.

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    Like ^she said, if they like you, sometimes it's worth dealing with their stupid shit. A lot of times they just want to make it rain and they do show love. But a lot of times those types are broke as fuck and still wanna come in and try to run shit on bitches. Like, what do you have to offer me?? Your shoe collection? I am so tired of losers like this who talk big shit and then don't get any dances, and don't tip stage. If they do tip stage, it's 5-10 dollars... WOO BIG SPENDAH!!!

    The true ballers I have come in contact with who were black males NEVER flaunted their wealth in conversation or tried to bullshit you by saying "come sit here" or making an ass of themselves trying to put down rules so I could get some money from them. They know what they have to offer, and they don't NEED attention from any women. If they like the particular girl, music, whatever, they gladly spend their money and keep it moving. Sure, they might wanna hang out with you/get your number, but if you say no they don't push or threaten you. They understand the hustle and the business. They had a fun time blowing their cash. They see it as pure entertainment and enjoyment, not a way to harass females or assert dominance. They make it known that they have money by spending it, not by talking about it or intimidating girls with it.

    I had a guy go on and on about how he was so rich and had an Escalade and an up and coming rap career. He gave me a demo CD and told me to check out his youtube. He was lame as hell and I grew tired of his spiel after 5 minutes because I realized it was all talk when he didn't put any money on stage and didn't buy more than a few 20 dollar dances. Anyway, I checked out his music to see if the hype he made of himself was true and of course it wasn't. His website was like a geocities page and he had a slew of videos on youtube of him talking to the camera in his 2001 Cadillac with like 800 views. It was HILARIOUS! What a joke.

    Anyway the point is if someone is a baller, especially if you are in Miami, where that is very common, you will be able to tell quickly. The rest are lames impersonating ballers and try to live off the reputation that other black guys with money have created. Be nice to everyone until it becomes apparent that they're trying to scam you or bullshit you.... You never know who has money, but sometimes even if they have it it's not worth the trouble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BunniHops View Post
    You never know who has money, but sometimes even if they have it it's not worth the trouble.
    THANK YOU. I will gladly skip out on a couple hundred dollars before I let someone treat me like shit. Sometimes I wonder if I have to much pride for this type of job, but fuck it. There are definitely guys out there who appreciate a stripper who has a head on her shoulders.
    Plus, I totally agree that people who actually have money don't flaunt it. Don't talk about, be about it

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    It really doesn't take a lot of interaction. For me, it's just:

    -See stack of 1s on table
    -Walk over to table
    -Bend over
    -Shake ass
    -Receive tips
    -Repeat until stack of 1s is depleted
    -Walk away

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    Quote Originally Posted by BringOnTheMen View Post
    You have to be a bitch to them. That's the only way they will spend money.

    Also, what I just learned last night, is that you do have to cater to them. Last night these "ballers" came into my club and started making it rain $100-150+ on every stage set. I had had a shit night so I was pretty jazzed to go on stage. I go on stage with my stage partner and they tip NOTHING. I thought maybe they had ran out of money? Weird. We get off stage and they start making it rain again. I was absolutely DONE with the night so I just sat in the DR, but my friend confronted them. Turns out they don't like rock music. So yeah...if you wanna encourage ballers to be ballers, make sure the dj is playing stuff like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLPdA7-vs88 and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhqbkwtWRLo to remind them that they are in a SC and you are the stripper and now it is time for them to spend $$$. And use that kind of attitude towards them.

    Ugh fml. Missed out on $100 because fuckers needed hip hop. Even the fat old frizzy haired boring stripper got rained on. Every single girl besides me and my friend.
    ^^True story.

    This guy yesterday was like, "Y'all in here playing Marilyn Manson! I'm supposed to make it rain to this? I'm trying to have a good time - I don't wanna kill myself." Then he asked the DJ to play Incubus for me ... because he likes Incubus...

    As a patron, I admit to tipping girls on stage just because I like the song they're dancing to. And, personally, I find a lot of rock extremely terrible. I dance to pop ... top 40s ... eff the customers, it makes meh happeh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Addison View Post
    This guy yesterday was like, "Y'all in here playing Marilyn Manson! I'm supposed to make it rain to this? I'm trying to have a good time - I don't wanna kill myself."
    Should've told him it was part of your plan. Make him want to kill himself so he'll spend all his money since he's gonna be dead soon and it doesn't matter.




    Seriously, though. That's just stupid. "Oh you're so hot, but wrong music, so go fux urself!" These guys are TOTALLY not worth it for me... It makes me laugh when they make it rain on me ANYWAY even though I'm playing 'the wrong music'.
    Sort of funny to see a bunch of 'ballers' tossing stacks of 1's to "She Wants Revenge" or "Slipknot"... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    Should've told him it was part of your plan. Make him want to kill himself so he'll spend all his money since he's gonna be dead soon and it doesn't matter.




    Seriously, though. That's just stupid. "Oh you're so hot, but wrong music, so go fux urself!" These guys are TOTALLY not worth it for me... It makes me laugh when they make it rain on me ANYWAY even though I'm playing 'the wrong music'.
    Sort of funny to see a bunch of 'ballers' tossing stacks of 1's to "She Wants Revenge" or "Slipknot"... lol
    It looked like he had already tried, by repeatedly beating his face against a brick wall. He was all kinds of ugly. SMH

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    We had a crowd of wannabe's that were just being morons and not spending. The DJ blasted Cradle of Filth. It worked, they scattered like we had thrown a grenade!
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    That A to the J is a serious assclown. LOL! As soon as he handed you the ph, you should've just walked away. LOL. I hate those dudes that ask you for your number as soon as you approach them. Losers!

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    Lol I read the post and I knew the op had to be from Miami.. I feel you I deal with the same shit every night

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