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    Have the cops ever busted in on you while sexing? In a car, in a bed, in a club, in a bathroom...reststop...victorias secret dressin room...wherever....like what if your such a freak and so loud your neighbors call 911 lol does this happen irl or just my head hahaha

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    Never happens to me..but then I usually keep it priv.


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    I'm kind of a freak so one night I was on my phone with a guy friend driving down the road and I decided we should have phone sex. Usually if I masturbate in my car, i just keep driving but with the phone and all I decided to pull over. Well, right after I came, I noticed a cop pulled up behind me and was walking to my door. I quickly tried to straighten myself out and everything. But my windows were all fogged, I was sweating and blushing. I could tell he knew what I was doing by his stupid grin but he let me go thank god. I'd hate to have been in the police blogger for that!
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    OMG ILY!!! i am laughing all over the place!!!

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    Do you know happened to me Dottie, your post reminded me...

    I used to have a VW camper bus back when I was 20/21 and still living with my folks...I was seeing this guy my parents didn't like, and so one night we decided to meet up at the bottom of my parents' driveway (long, country driveway) and we're in the bed in the back of the VW nekkid and sweaty and getting dooowwwwwwn, and all of a sudden BLUE LIGHTS a cop pulled up behind my van and came to the window *blush* I had to go to the driver's seat wrapped in my blanket and smelling like sex, and he started asking all these questions, I was sooo terrified he was going to drag us up to my Mom's to verify my story! THANK GOD he didn't, he gave us that *look* and drove off *phew* Thank you Mr. Officer, Sir!

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    Only once. I guess the police don't appreciate it when you use the hood of a police car as a surface to receive a blow job from a street hooker.

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    Police, once. Neighbors four times, hotel staff....oh yea. All but one of those times was in the "privacy" of my car/house/room

    With the number of times my ex and I did it on the side of busy streets in ottawa....I'm surprised this damn yankee wasn't arrested.

    The hotel pool is apparently off limits though...they cancelled our week long stay with no refund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Only once. I guess the police don't appreciate it when you use the hood of a police car as a surface to receive a blow job from a street hooker.
    niiiiiiiiice!

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