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    Long story short-guy comes into the club, he's very nice, spends a lot of money on stage show, can't get dances because club is about to close. Says he'll come in next week and that he would like to buy an hour VIP. Here's the thing-he says he doesn't like girls to get naked, he just wants to "cuddle" and kiss. My first thought: "Well shit, I guess now I can't take your money because there is no way in hell I am going to kiss you." Does anyone see a possible way around this? I was just gonna give up on him, but then I thought maybe I can get his money AND not kiss him. I guess it's kind of a rhetorical question, I think I have to let that one go

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    You could suggest an alternative - I had a customer or two who were quite happy for me to cuddle up against them and have them stroke my hair(which I HATE, but did it for the money). I have one regular who likes me to do the same to him. Its tender affection that these guys seek even if they don't know exactly how to ask for it. They don't need kisses.

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    That is very helpful! I think he may go for that. He's a really sweet guy, too, I don't think he was intentionally trying to be creepy.

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    What kind of kissing??? With tongue, fuck no.
    But if he wants little pecks with no saliva and he's willing to pay top dollar, I wouldn't be opposed to it.
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    I had a customer like this and he was a nightmare. I was able to dodge it twice in VIP but eventually he was pretty adamant that I live up to his expectations. I just told him that he was welcome to find another girls company.

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    Disgusting. Like, seriously??!?? I would be so embarrassed to be that guy. And yeah, he wants "real" ones, lol. As if.

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    Just tell him no. There are plenty of germs to be had at the clubs that you don't need to be kissing anyone! Ever heard of Mononucleosis aka "Mono"? People used to call it the "kissing disease"... you can figure out why. It can keep you out of work for months & you'll want to do nothing but sleep. Plenty of other stuff such as pneumonia can also be passed through kissing. The thing is, people can be contagious before they even realize that they are sick. There's no reason for you to be getting that close to customers... & it's also not really a "tease".
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    Nearly 1/2 the world has been exposed to mono by adulthood & become immune to it after 2weeks never to show signs of it again. It's really only scary if some1 has a weak immune system & never had it before. Now oral Herpes mouth sores are what I would fear getting from making out with custies, but not mono.
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    ^ Well, I read that 80% of adults have oral herpes... I've even heard as much as 90%.
    Not that that makes it okay to go making out with customers... Just thought I'd point that out. Chances are you've already been exposed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UV69 View Post
    Nearly 1/2 the world has been exposed to mono by adulthood & become immune to it after 2weeks never to show signs of it again. It's really only scary if some1 has a weak immune system & never had it before. Now oral Herpes mouth sores are what I would fear getting from making out with custies, but not mono.
    The fact is, its still around, & getting it isn't fun. I had a friend that missed a year of college because of it.
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    Ugh, why is it that customers think they're doing us a favor by saying "Oh, I'd rather you keep your clothes on, all I want is to kiss"? Kissing is SO intimate, and you're swapping bodily fluids. I'd rather get naked anyday.

    I think what Kylea said is best - let him go. Unless he'll be up for cuddling for the hour and a small peck on the cheek at the end....But you said he wants real kisses, so I doubt that'll work.

    Bummer for sure! You'll find a bigger, better one though.



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    Tell him no. Tell him, most prostitutes won't even kiss for money. I like using mono and other things as valid reasons why, too.
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    I don't know what your club is like or what your boundaries are, but this is what I do in these situations.

    I'd think about how much you need to be paid to give him what he wants while feeling good about yourself. 500? 1000? 5000? Tell him what sort of tip you'll need upfront (in addition to whatever VIP costs normally, of course) in order for you to accommodate his special requests. Make sure he knows you'll get in trouble with management if you get caught making out with him. Chances are, your fee will be out of his price range. But he might just make your week.

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    Thank you ll so much! The more I think about it the more I don't understand why I wanted to let him down easy-what a rude thing to ask. I'm going to tell him no. I'll let you know how it went

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    Like azaleanola said, it's all about the price. A lot of guys ask me to do things & I say I'd need a large tip to do it, but usually I just say that because I wouldn't do it anyway, but I want to deter them. They ask me "HOW MUCH??" and I offer some ridiculous amount and they say that's too much, and then we move on to doing a regular dance and they shut the fuck up cuz they know they couldn't afford it. I might get fucked over one day if I name an outlandish price and someone goes for it, LOL!
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    maybe kiss him on the cheek? you can kiss someone on a cheek in a way that is much more affectionate than the way you would kiss your grandma on the cheek...

    also teasing the kiss (i.e. looking like you are going to go for it, dont, and put finger on their lips and giggle at them while making eye contact) can go a loooooooong way in keeping them hooked and spending.
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    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    simple. say you'll kiss him and when you get into the VIP give him a peck on the cheek. it's clear this guy wants more mileage so you might as well just take his money.

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    I've never found a way around this. He is basically paying to make out with you, and he's been completely up front about his intentions. Good luck trying

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    I wouldnt mislead customers by naming any price or getting so close to actually kissing them. Theres no point pissing of a customer like that. It's like when I worked a customer services desk - identify what it is they want and if you can't do that then find a suitable alternative. Be honest and try to keep them happy and they will continue to be a customer. Piss them off and you get nothing.

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    A lot of guys want to kiss. I tell them I don't kiss on the first date, and get them in vip. I usually don't see them again anyways, so it works out. If I do see them again, I still don't kiss them. I just dodge and make excuses. That line works wonders for me.

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    If you can't dodge it, blow him off. It's not worth risking your job or your personal health over.

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    eh, i'd probably lead him on and not deliver.

    though, i wouldn't up the price, just because they usually start bitching at that point about how all that money removes the illusion that it's real, then they start hustling you to meet them otc. better to just be vague, and hope they buy.

    but seriously. don't kiss custies. in addition to cold/flu/mono/whatever, you can also catch dental problems. seriously. cavities and gingevitis are caused by bacteria, and some people have worse strains than others (gingevitis can allow other infections to enter your body, lead to heart disease, all sorts of nasty health problems). if you've had great dental health your whole life, you can suddenly start getting cavities just because of someone you've been making out with. this also applies to sharing drinks or taking a bite of a sandwich that the other person has already bit in the same spot.

    think of the cost and pain of having to get your teeth fixed. think of getting a root canal. bet it isn't worth whatever the custy is willing to pay you.
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    Just tell him that you don't kiss guys in the club. End of story.

    There is only one place I allow dudes to kiss me and that is on my ass.

    It's a personal satisfaction thing for me.




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    LMAO WHAT? how the fuck is this even a real problem? who the fuck cares what he wants? i want a miniature pony to bring me donuts so i don't have to leave my bed but shit is hard out here on planet earth.

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    For the longest time, I had a regular who would buy champagne rooms and "fake kiss" me, holding my face and pressing our lips together but not using any tongue. It was really gross, and he would say things like "make your lips softer," which weirded me the fuck out. Eventually I just said screw the money, I don't want to deal with this asshole, and never spoke to him again. Now I *never* let anyone kiss me on the lips, even with no tongue, whatever. It's too personal, and it changes the whole dynamic from "tease me with your body" to "let me USE your body for my pleasure."

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