


slut it out responsibly and don't forget to smile while you're whoring out!!
Glitter is like herpes that shit never goes away!
Nothing has turned out the way I planned.
And I am thankful for every minute of it!




Oh dear....
FACT: In every club, 99% of the girls have dated, or are currently dating, someone they met in the club.
just...wow.

AHHahahahahaha! Love it. Thanks for a good laugh before I head off to work![]()





oh goddes...
That website also needs work. Hard to read. That won't help business
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"
Haha I read that website one day when I thought it would be funny to google "how to date a stripper." I kinda want to read it just to laugh my ass off.




Note on the right side there's a sign "start a stripper business".What is that??Start a club or something??LMAO!!It's not even a link.





I don't know why you dancers haven't jumped on this bandwagon --
"Now, for only limited time.... Strippers tell you the secret of attracting strippers! That's right boys, STRIPPERS REVEAL ALL!!! Don't waste your money on other bogus material, this is the REAL DEAL, because this is the ONLY TIME strippers themselves tell you what kind of guys have attracted them and their stripper friends. Let Candy, Leah, and Divine take you through their collective 20 years of experience in the stripclub and tell you what guys have scored with them and their stripper friends. This is amazingly candid insider information that you will not find anywhere else!!! If you have fantasized about dating a stripper - you CANNOT allow this unique opportunity to pass you by --- order your set of DVDs TODAY!!!
This offer is only available for a limited time, because of the potential harm it can cause, in the wrong hands, to strippers everywhere. You must sign a promise to Candy, Leah, and Divine that you will be nice and respectful to each stripper you take home.
ACT NOW!!! AMAZING LOW PRICE OF ONLY $300 PER DVD SET!!!"
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
- Oscar Wilde
LMFAO!!!,.. Ohhh I needed that.
this part is really good:
“Last year my good friend Wills and I exchanged our “100 Things to Do Before I Die” lists. On my list, item #67 is “Date a stripper.” When Wills confessed to have dated a series of strippers and topless dancers, I wanted to know how the hell he was doing it. It actually took him a while to figure it out, but once I started doing the things he had been doing, I got dates too - I’m still amazed!” RLB - Seattle
Yeah, what a way to reach for the stars there.
WOW, only 17 dollars for 100 pages of crap.
This has made my day.
thank you



LOL!!! Men are so fkn stupid.
tessarubyxoxo: somehow i ended up on SW's homepage.... then i clicked on "forums." & i was in fucking narnia.
I NEEED to know if this douchebag sold any of these books and who seriusly bought them. that is just too hilarious.
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