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    Oh dear....

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    FACT: In every club, 99% of the girls have dated, or are currently dating, someone they met in the club.

    just...wow.

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    Default Re: came across the funniest website today

    People just try to capitalize off the most outrageous shit - but what's even scarier are the people who actually eat it up! Can't believe a man would even buy that crap - ohhhh wait, yes I can smh.

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    AHHahahahahaha! Love it. Thanks for a good laugh before I head off to work

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    oh goddes...

    That website also needs work. Hard to read. That won't help business
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    Default Re: came across the funniest website today

    Haha I read that website one day when I thought it would be funny to google "how to date a stripper." I kinda want to read it just to laugh my ass off.

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    Note on the right side there's a sign "start a stripper business".What is that??Start a club or something??LMAO!!It's not even a link.

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    I don't know why you dancers haven't jumped on this bandwagon --

    "Now, for only limited time.... Strippers tell you the secret of attracting strippers! That's right boys, STRIPPERS REVEAL ALL!!! Don't waste your money on other bogus material, this is the REAL DEAL, because this is the ONLY TIME strippers themselves tell you what kind of guys have attracted them and their stripper friends. Let Candy, Leah, and Divine take you through their collective 20 years of experience in the stripclub and tell you what guys have scored with them and their stripper friends. This is amazingly candid insider information that you will not find anywhere else!!! If you have fantasized about dating a stripper - you CANNOT allow this unique opportunity to pass you by --- order your set of DVDs TODAY!!!

    This offer is only available for a limited time, because of the potential harm it can cause, in the wrong hands, to strippers everywhere. You must sign a promise to Candy, Leah, and Divine that you will be nice and respectful to each stripper you take home.

    ACT NOW!!! AMAZING LOW PRICE OF ONLY $300 PER DVD SET!!!"
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    LMFAO!!!,.. Ohhh I needed that.

    this part is really good:

    “Last year my good friend Wills and I exchanged our “100 Things to Do Before I Die” lists. On my list, item #67 is “Date a stripper.” When Wills confessed to have dated a series of strippers and topless dancers, I wanted to know how the hell he was doing it. It actually took him a while to figure it out, but once I started doing the things he had been doing, I got dates too - I’m still amazed!” RLB - Seattle

    Yeah, what a way to reach for the stars there.
    WOW, only 17 dollars for 100 pages of crap.
    This has made my day.

    thank you

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    LOL!!! Men are so fkn stupid.


    tessarubyxoxo: somehow i ended up on SW's homepage.... then i clicked on "forums." & i was in fucking narnia.


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    Default Re: came across the funniest website today

    I NEEED to know if this douchebag sold any of these books and who seriusly bought them. that is just too hilarious.
    A good point about the adult entertainment industry:

    http://youtu.be/2TdEYqOZY_E

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