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    I'd say the best one so far I've gotten that literally made me burst out laughing was "send me a naked picture of you to my phone and I'll buy 3 hours of VIP with you" yeah, ok

    what's some dumb shit a guy has tried to make you do with the promise of lots of money?

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    I had a guy right at closing once who opened up his wallet after I told him lapdances were 20, and I see a $20 bill in there. But then he snaps his wallet shut and proceeds to try to convince me to take his "black card" instead. He goes on and on about how I can just take his black card and go buy whatever I want with it for the next week until he leaves town and cancels it. He even takes it out and "shows me" - I try to grab it and he yanks it away, but not before I can clearly see and feel that it's a fucking piece of paper... And even after that, he's still trying to convince me, like I'm "getting the deal of a lifetime." ....Like I'm supposed to believe that he'd rather give me a black card to ring up whatever charges I please for a single lapdance, rather than just give me the $20 bill in his wallet....? Do I look fucking stupid?


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    I also had this guy come in all the time and try to convince me to give him 20 lapdances for $300 instead of $400. I said no way, that $100 is my cut only, the bar is still gonna take everything they would be owed for 20 dances, and then I have to go try to make up $100 that I basically "gave back" to him in the time of doing 5 dances. His argument was that I was still making $200 off of it that I wouldn't have otherwise... I told him he could easily bring that $300 in on a Sunday and get *30* dances for the same amount and I would end up with more money and he would end up with more dances.... he would never do it because his game was all about trying to "trick the dumb stripper"
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    Oh Lord....

    "If you let me suck your nipples/touch your pussy/kiss you, I'll come back EVERY WEEK and spend a couple hundred!" - Omg, really? Let me get right on you doing disgusting shit completely free on a wing and a prayer.

    "Give your phone number, I wanna come back a lot......... and maybe we can hang out too." - Yeahhh, no. They always make it seem like it's about a business transaction and then they throw the dinner and a movie shit in there and my interest switch flips all the way down immediately.

    I always have guys trying to bargain the price. I admit, if the club is completely dead and someone wants to do 3 dances for 50 bucks or a VIP for 85, I'll do it sometimes, but only when I know that might be my only chance at money and the guy is cheap. I then do shitty dances and less than are promised LOL... But if it's busy in there and someone tries to bargain with me I laugh and walk away. They don't understand that the money is not 100% profit to us, and that at the end of the night if we are reducing prices we can get in trouble with the club. There was a girl doing VIP's for 60 dollars and all the cheap Indians were jumping on it!

    I had a guy promise to take me shopping, buy me a car, buy me a house, blah blah blah, and told me that he had a company that rented jets out. He told me I could get the job there making a million dollars a year!!! Then I quickly found out he had told every other girl that. Anyway, he turned me off when he refused to buy dances. Big spenders always do at least a few dances because they know they have to prove that they're real and interested. The fakers are easy to spot cuz their mouth stays running but then when it's time to produce the dough they're hesitant and makin excuses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
    I had a guy right at closing once who opened up his wallet after I told him lapdances were 20, and I see a $20 bill in there. But then he snaps his wallet shut and proceeds to try to convince me to take his "black card" instead. He goes on and on about how I can just take his black card and go buy whatever I want with it for the next week until he leaves town and cancels it. He even takes it out and "shows me" - I try to grab it and he yanks it away, but not before I can clearly see and feel that it's a fucking piece of paper... And even after that, he's still trying to convince me, like I'm "getting the deal of a lifetime." ....Like I'm supposed to believe that he'd rather give me a black card to ring up whatever charges I please for a single lapdance, rather than just give me the $20 bill in his wallet....? Do I look fucking stupid?
    L O L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's so funny. amex black cards are metal and are thicker than the average credit cards. idk what the visa black card looks like but anyways..that's hilarious. he really thought you couldn't tell the difference? hahahahaha what a freaking loser trying to scam you on a 20 dollar dance!!!!!

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    Around 1am last Friday, I had an Indian guy come up and say "I have a great deal for you. If you'll talk to me for the next two songs, then I will buy a $20 dance from you on the 3rd song...or I'll just talk to you for all 3 songs for $10 and you don't even have to dance!" The club was PACKED and I'd already met my goal for the night and had a few other big spenders who asked me to come back for more dances (I was walking over to one of them when this guy stood up and grabbed my hand). I laughed and said "i'm worth so much more than that, sweetie," and walked off. I saw him talking to other girls the rest of the night and they would all just walk off laughing.

    I'm not trying to be racist but from personal experience and from what I've read on SW, I've noticed a recurring theme of Indian guys being very cheap. Why is that??

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    I think maybe Indians are cheap because they come from a poor country and thus have learned to be frugal. I have gotten some really shocking offers from Indians, and they ALWAYS try to bargain and ask for deals. It's rare that you meet one who will just willingly pay full price for the VIP with no questions asked or stupid incentives.

    Mexicans are also cheap. They try to haggle with me for 10 dollar dances, or buy one get one free, ALL THE TIME!!! But I also encounter Mexicans who are big spenders and buy back to back VIPs ... Some girls tell me they're cheap cuz they make so little money... but then again I have guys who work as cooks at restaurants probably making 7 bucks an hour and they blow all their cash on dances. So it's probably just a personal thing rather than cultural. But yes Indians are so stingy and they are very nasty about it too, and that is not a racist comment cuz any girl will agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PiXieDancer View Post
    Around 1am last Friday, I had an Indian guy come up and say "I have a great deal for you. If you'll talk to me for the next two songs, then I will buy a $20 dance from you on the 3rd song...or I'll just talk to you for all 3 songs for $10 and you don't even have to dance!" The club was PACKED and I'd already met my goal for the night and had a few other big spenders who asked me to come back for more dances (I was walking over to one of them when this guy stood up and grabbed my hand). I laughed and said "i'm worth so much more than that, sweetie," and walked off. I saw him talking to other girls the rest of the night and they would all just walk off laughing.

    I'm not trying to be racist but from personal experience and from what I've read on SW, I've noticed a recurring theme of Indian guys being very cheap. Why is that??
    in my experience they're always cheap and either REALLY grabby or REALLY mean..or both.

    I asked one for a dance and he said "2 for 20" even though the dances were 20 dollars EACH and I said no and he rolled his eyes and ignored me for the rest of the night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BunniHops View Post
    I think maybe Indians are cheap because they come from a poor country and thus have learned to be frugal. I have gotten some really shocking offers from Indians, and they ALWAYS try to bargain and ask for deals. It's rare that you meet one who will just willingly pay full price for the VIP with no questions asked or stupid incentives.

    Mexicans are also cheap. They try to haggle with me for 10 dollar dances, or buy one get one free, ALL THE TIME!!! But I also encounter Mexicans who are big spenders and buy back to back VIPs ... Some girls tell me they're cheap cuz they make so little money... but then again I have guys who work as cooks at restaurants probably making 7 bucks an hour and they blow all their cash on dances. So it's probably just a personal thing rather than cultural. But yes Indians are so stingy and they are very nasty about it too, and that is not a racist comment cuz any girl will agree.
    I pretty much agree with you here. Indian men seem especially cheap, and at times can be very demeaning. There was a time when I danced I didn't even bother approaching an Indian guy at the club I worked in. It just wasn't worth the hassle.

    Mexicans usually bought the one dance when I refused to haggle, and walked out of the club. They never were offensive though, I guess they were just mostly broke.
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    I've met some very generous mexicans here in Europe

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitinboots View Post
    I've met some very generous mexicans here in Europe
    LOL well they are most likely not the same kind of Mexicans we encounter in Southern California. These guys are pretty impoverished and couldn't afford to go to Europe! They are a lot of wealthy Mexicans though. The richest man in the world is Mexican!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BunniHops View Post
    LOL well they are most likely not the same kind of Mexicans we encounter in Southern California. These guys are pretty impoverished and couldn't afford to go to Europe! They are a lot of wealthy Mexicans though. The richest man in the world is Mexican!
    That makes sense.
    I'm remembering a night in Paris when a group of very drunk Mexican men were throwing their money around saying 'money is for spending!' and one of my friends took €500 and a €200 note from them for some reason I can't remember (something like selling them the name of the best after hours restaurant in town) and gave me quite a chunk of it since I was there too. I wish there were more men like that.

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    Yeah, I haven't had any experience with Indian men being very grabby, but they are very demeaning. IF I give them a dance, they then offer me any where from $60 to $200 dollars for sex outside the club, which I say HELL NO to and that I don't see customers outside of the club regardless. Then they usually say "But you're a stripper." Like being a stripper automatically makes me a prostitute outside of the club?!

    Another thing that happened last night was a group of 3 young guys came up to tip me while I was on stage. So I'm over on their side and dancing for them on stage and while I'm doing this they are laying out $1's. There's no one else tipping and the song is about to finish so I stay over on that side of the stage dancing for them. Then when the song ended I go to collect the ones they've thrown on the stage and they're like 'What!?! That's it?? We wanted to see some pussy!' I said 'This is a topless club, not a nude one so no pussy,' and I'm completely topless (no latex on my nipples) and wearing only heels and a thong. Then the guy was like 'That's bullshit! We want our tips back!' They got thrown out later bc they tried to reach down another dancer's thong...its unbelievable some of the trash that walks into the club.

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