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    Quote Originally Posted by JaneBurgess View Post
    I am Picasso, a Drug Counselor and Therapist, on sabbatical to write my
    memoirs "JUST SAY WHAT?" on matching clients with proper treatment!
    In my spare time I teach ladies on streamate how to do gold shows!
    Ladies say my basics are more helpful than the "Cam Girl Rules!"
    Rule 11 is my last rule, you should learn how to treat people from this
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    11. If a show fails to reach your goal after you have built a following, raise the price a dollar! Your regulars will get the message and reach your goal the first time! REMEMBER:ALWAYS BE NICE! You can always block a jerk! NO TYPING DURING GOLD SHOW, AND HAVE YOUR TOYS AND OTHER THINGS WITHIN REACH! Be Versatile, your gold show is a preview for private! Do a role play in one of your gold shows, to show how adaptable you are! You can make comments from the guys part of the show! If you need some spicey ideas, PLEASE email me?
    Wow!! Picasso's quite a guy. Taking a sabbatical and still finds time to write and self-publish, plus indulge in his new Gold Show consulting business?

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    Almost 200 bucks my first night.
    I probably need to go to bed. I practically fell asleep during a private.
    It's almost two thirty.
    But I am HAPPY!
    I proved my bf wrong and it was only my first night.


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    Picasso writes poetry for me. He apologises if he goes too long between poems!
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    Somebody call the WAHHHHmbulance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarahTime View Post

    Also, feel free to piss all over yourself and your bedroom, so long as you claim it's "squirting 10,000 times in 2 minutes".



    p.s. Just to clarify, I'm not knocking anyone who does these things... I'm just saying it's super silly to say "no fisting" (yes I know it's "illegal") but then to allow all sorts of other crazy shit... seems ass backwards to me...

    Lol, Ill be the first to admit that im the one that does extreme amounts of squirting in short periods of time. I can certainly see how some might consider is pissing, and I find it funny when I get asked if thats what im doing. At times I wish, in a twisted way, that I could leave the cam on so everyone could hear me go pee before I do my squirting shows.

    On another note, I also find it hilarious that I can literally drench my room, but once again I get my thumb anywhere near my chocha and im in trouble, really?

    Oh, and what is below the waist nudity, he should clarify. Can I show my naked ass, just not bend over?

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    ^You're not supposed to show pussy or asshole. The rules are always progressing though. It used to be that you couldn't show the front of your pussy & you couldn't be nude (had to wear panties), but models who've been suspended for showing their open pussy full-on have decided (who knows why) that it's ok to show the front of their pussy ("the slit") & bring themselves to orgasm in free chat, as long as the gaping pussy is not in full view of the cam. Same thing with assholes. Girls apparently think it's ok (and so does SM???) to wear a string (almost literally) over their asshole and then spread their asscheeks apart to the point where you can see every millimeter of the actual asshole, which is apparently ok as long as a cm in the exact middle of the asshole is covered by a string. So I guess the answer is: it depends on who you ask and who's doing it, and who's watching you do it.

    Cynicism aside, you should be fine showing the back of your ass as long as you aren't showing the actual asshole.

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    Darn site is wonky off this am. Guys getting thrown from EXC as soon as they enter. I am so close to goal too.


    "If you don't stand for anything, you'll fall for everything"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JaneBurgess View Post
    LOL at this message that was sent to me on Streamate. I LOVE customers trying to tell cam performers how to do their jobs. I have done 6 Gold shows, so not sure why he sent this to me.

    "11."? Was there a whole list and he is parceling it out piece by piece and just critiquing and sending to randoms all day? hahaha. Love when people unintentionally reveal, "Hey, I dont have a job and I will never pay you, but I do have the currency of my words". It is a tremendous help.

    rofl. well I guess when you spend all day lurking on cam sites you gain a totally useless subset of knowledge you gotta re-distribute.

    Had a guy ask me if I ever need anything spell-checked (I had a word misspelled in my profile), he's always available. Btw he is always available. He said "anytime" and of course sent his phone number.Oh, but pics and clips appreciated for the service. Holy shit, what?! you can click "spellcheck" in a document and/or use FireFox?! You are a fucking genius! He'd been lurking in my room for months every time I was on but never engaged so I just figured he was lurking or sussing me out, idk. But guess he was waiting for me to misspell and the time finally came. Oh my hero





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    So how many stumps can you fit in your pussy?

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    IT IS FUCKING DEAD TODAY..seriously...I"ll try later again but this is pathetic...Or maybe I just smell bad? IDK...


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    Quote Originally Posted by kittykrane View Post
    IT IS FUCKING DEAD TODAY..seriously...I"ll try later again but this is pathetic...Or maybe I just smell bad? IDK...
    Fuck man another new feature? They cant even get widescreens shit sorted out and now they add smell-0-vision FML.
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    ^^^ LOL>.I have noticed a shortage of US models today..Do they know something I don't? It's the end of the month though, but still, this is my worst friday ever...


    "If you don't stand for anything, you'll fall for everything"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishBecky View Post
    Picasso writes poetry for me. He apologises if he goes too long between poems!
    Wow, me too! I was wondering if this was the same guy. Sadly, I did not get his GS advice. I was not responsive enough to being poetried, I guess.

    Just as well, I prefer my therapists to be analysts as well.

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    The encoder disconnected me 5 times in a half hour...fuckkkk!...off to another site for the day.
    I haven't been on SM for awhile so I'm hoping this isn't a regular thing that will happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly_xoxo View Post
    The encoder disconnected me 5 times in a half hour...fuckkkk!...off to another site for the day.
    I haven't been on SM for awhile so I'm hoping this isn't a regular thing that will happen.
    Brace yourself for a ton of aggravation, not saying this to be discouraging it is the truth. Most of us are use to it and its second nature

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    I don't ever have issues with my encoder disconnecting. Even when I was using an i3 I never had problems. Not sure what is causing it for you ladies, but it's not happening to everyone. The only times I've ever been disconnected from SM it was because of my internet going out or my laptop doing a virus scan lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly_xoxo View Post
    The encoder disconnected me 5 times in a half hour...fuckkkk!...off to another site for the day.
    I haven't been on SM for awhile so I'm hoping this isn't a regular thing that will happen.
    It is becoming the norm on there

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoloDesire View Post
    I don't ever have issues with my encoder disconnecting. Even when I was using an i3 I never had problems. Not sure what is causing it for you ladies, but it's not happening to everyone. The only times I've ever been disconnected from SM it was because of my internet going out or my laptop doing a virus scan lol.
    My theory is that it depends on what set of server banks you are connecting too.

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    Glad it's just not me then having a crap of problems today....I'm $13 away from goal..c'mon..I need one horny cock to stay at least 6 minures!


    "If you don't stand for anything, you'll fall for everything"

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    OMG!! My STREAMATE ACCOUNT GOT HACKED.ILL GIVE U GUYS THE DETAILS WHEN I GET OFF WORK.

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    Random question... what music do you guys listen to on cam? Pandora screws up everything either the video or the music delays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoMarissa View Post
    Random question... what music do you guys listen to on cam? Pandora screws up everything either the video or the music delays.
    I have a personal playlist that I listen to though winamp.

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    I think that too. Must be my turn to have tech issues for a few days.



    Quote Originally Posted by justanothercamgirl View Post
    My theory is that it depends on what set of server banks you are connecting too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly_xoxo View Post
    The encoder disconnected me 5 times in a half hour...fuckkkk!...off to another site for the day.
    I haven't been on SM for awhile so I'm hoping this isn't a regular thing that will happen.

    I could not get the encoder to open up the other day and then i was out of town on business... lol too tired to get on today after traveling. Maybe will try later to see how encoder is doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoMarissa View Post
    Random question... what music do you guys listen to on cam? Pandora screws up everything either the video or the music delays.
    I'm actually one of these weird people who have a stereo system in their room, so it serves me well when it comes to camming. I'll usually put some electro tunes that I like (even though hearing these over and over again, especially when I'm having a crappy day on cam, totally "ruins" it for me when I want to listen to same tunes when I'm just chillin' on the terrace), cause, as much as I'd like listening to Swans, Tangerine Dream and My Bloody Valentine on cam, I'm pretty sure most of the guys aren't up to dark-ambient music and the sorts.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ABigNerd View Post
    I hope I didn't really just lose 900 favorites.
    i noticed a drop in mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nina_Den View Post
    I'm actually one of these weird people who have a stereo system in their room, so it serves me well when it comes to camming. I'll usually put some electro tunes that I like (even though hearing these over and over again, especially when I'm having a crappy day on cam, totally "ruins" it for me when I want to listen to same tunes when I'm just chillin' on the terrace), cause, as much as I'd like listening to Swans, Tangerine Dream and My Bloody Valentine on cam, I'm pretty sure most of the guys aren't up to dark-ambient music and the sorts.
    honestly they don't care. if it makes you feel better here is a sample of my music

    edit! Did not realize that was the unedited version.. SORRY! but they dont care what you listen to.
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