I vote all of us that want to join do a group gold show, All the rooms [playing "like A Virgin" I have my 1994 prom dress and it looks so 1994. I bet you guys have similar shit. We blast the song for the countdown LOL then we wallow in our beds naked like virgins

I will rip off my prom dress, ya know since Im busting through it, rip it off and say "this is not how I looked in 1994. Wanna roleplay bb? wink wink "
Customers would say: umm another model is wearing some funky shit playing the same music
Model: OH NO REALLY? act all shocked
(customer buys in and complains)
Model says well, go to the other virgins room
Synchronized Gold shows LOL bet they will not ask for a gold show for a long time.
(im tired so wtfever, sounded good in my head, on paper, it took too long to write

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