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    Default 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    http://www.benzinga.com/press-releas...ee-their-penis


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    Yep they are at my clubs!
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    Default Re: 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    Wow, I don't remember it being like that! The percentage must have nothing on the states then! :p

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    Default Re: 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    I swear all you see are fat guys in the US and some cities have a larger percentage. In fact Chicago is one of the fattest cities and finding a non fat guy is VERY hard.

    A conversation I recently had with a relative:

    Me: I am looking for a never married childless guy 35-45 in decent shape.
    Relative: All of it sounds reasonable except the decent shape part. That will limit your dating pool quite a bit.

    I can find hundreds of never married childless 35-45 men on various dating sites, but once I narrow it to average weight the numbers drop big time.

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    Default Re: 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    Around 75% of americans are overweight, so yes that definitely cuts down on available men.
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    Default Re: 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    so this is a real thing? really fat guys can not see their penis?

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    Default Re: 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    It's basic geometry dude, you can't see something if there is something large blocking your view of it.
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    Default Re: 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    yeah, that and that the penis is attached at the pelvis soooooo as your body fat becomes a thicker and thicker layer.............. This covers the penis from the back and works forward.

    A six in penis and 4 inches of body fat= 2 inches of microphallus for self love.

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    Default Re: 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    It's basic geometry dude, you can't see something if there is something large blocking your view of it.
    Especially if it's only 4" long in the first place...........
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    Default Re: 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    I am forwarding that article to any of my friends who gives me shit for being in the gym everyday.

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    Default Re: 2.5 Million British men too fat to see their penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I swear all you see are fat guys in the US and some cities have a larger percentage. In fact Chicago is one of the fattest cities and finding a non fat guy is VERY hard.

    A conversation I recently had with a relative:

    Me: I am looking for a never married childless guy 35-45 in decent shape.
    Relative: All of it sounds reasonable except the decent shape part. That will limit your dating pool quite a bit.

    I can find hundreds of never married childless 35-45 men on various dating sites, but once I narrow it to average weight the numbers drop big time.

    In the U.S, I think its more of an economic issue than anything else. Big metropolitan areas, are going to have a large percentage of fatties because they have a large percentage of low income people. The more upscale the area, the lower percentage of fatties. Fat kids, turn into fat adults.

    Just as an example, in my son's grade at school...there are 44 kids, 1 is a little overweight. My daughter had similar stats in her classes. In the neighborhood...i would say we have roughly 1 in about 15 fat adults...


    So Kelly....after hearing about the fat, loser men you are coming across......my suggestion.......move.

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