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    Okay so I'm a pretty nice girl and my problem Is dealing with rude customers thinking that we are just strippers, showing our goods for $$ and we are the low of low. When it's so not tru when stupid mofos like them are Stupid for trying to insult us saying we have issues with life and can't succeed blah bla bla. I just wish I was quick to back talk these people and make them feel stupid, are there any books out there or any advice of how to make them feel stupid w/o loosing my cool? Also are there any books anyone recommends for this business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasminebg View Post
    are there any books out there or any advice of how to make them feel stupid w/o loosing my cool?
    Hahahahaha that made me lol.

    Believe me we all go through this, it used to bother me a lot more than it does now. Haters are just gonna hate, just the way it is, don't stoop to their level. Maybe the best thing you can do is start talking about all the perks of the job. When someone talks down to you about what you choose to do, ask them what they do, 9 times out of 10 the people that criticize are just PL's with no money and shitty jobs, so they talk down to us cause they think we are an easy target to make themselves feel better.

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    Hahaha gotta do it.

    How to make a PL feel more like an idiot... For dummies.
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    You are on the right track with not losing your cool. I try to laugh to myself about how stupid they are, which puts a smile on my face and disguises my annoyance. Depending on how retarded the customer is being I may choose to either sell them anyways (if they are not being outright rude) or just walk away while they are in mid-sentence with a smile. Walking away while they talk may not make them feel stupid, but it sure pisses them off.

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    Oh I am the ultimate at this lol. I get super bitter on a bad night lol. I'll give u some examples:

    Customer says: 'Why are you stripping? You're better etc etc' I say '(flick garter) When was the last time you made $1,100 in one night sweetie?' And walk away. Say this whether you made $200 or $1,100.

    Customer says 'Nah I'm good, do u want a dance? (Looks at friend, friend says 'nahh..') I say '...You guys know this is a strip club, right? Hahaha oooh ok you just seemed confused there for a second! Ok well you boys have fun sitting here buy yourselves, okk?' Do a big fake smile and walk away.

    Customer says 'Oh I don't pay for lapdances!' I say 'Noooo honey, you just don't GET lapdances.'

    If a customer is obviously wasting ur time deciding say 'Ok well I am going to be booked in around 5 seconds sweetie so we gonna decide now? No? Ok you have fun out here...' Walk up to guy that is eyeing you hustling the customer, and take him to the laproom. Will only work if there is a guy looking at you that you KNOW will take you.

    Mostly if you use a voice laced with honey, condescending words like 'sweetie' and 'honey' and big fake smiles you can always make them feel stupid. And Dee is right, if you know they're time wasters just look away and get up and walk away while they're talking, totally tells them they're not worth a second of ur time. Good luck!!

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    The best thing to do it is immediately stand up, walk away and go tell all the other girls you're friendly with about the ass bag in question. Then even if he wants a dance, he can't get one. Works like a charm, especially if you tell them all to say "Oh YOU'RE the guy who hates stripper! Got it. HEY SUNSHINE [whatever dancer is within ear shot]! This one is the pig!". Exaggerated pointing is always a bonus.

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    dealing with rude customers thinking that we are just strippers, showing our goods for $$ and we are the low of low.
    My question back to them would be : Then what are you doing visiting SC's looking for dances from strippers (or something along those lines)?

    Stupid hypocrites with rocks for brains. I'd ignore such idiots and move on. Don't let the dumb-asses of the world ruin your self-esteem.

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    Omg keep it coming girls I love making assholes feel like dirt lol
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    Best thing is to just keep walking, especially if it's mid sentence. They are just trying to take out their own life's frustrations on you. I think that's the best come back, as actually saying something is giving up your precious time worth $$$$ to some ass. They are just trying to get some attention for free anyways. While walking away, "Hmm, lemme get back to you". Then let them watch you have a great time being the life of the party selling dances left and right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiaStarr View Post
    My question back to them would be : Then what are you doing visiting SC's looking for dances from strippers (or something along those lines)?

    Stupid hypocrites with rocks for brains. I'd ignore such idiots and move on. Don't let the dumb-asses of the world ruin your self-esteem.
    I know, when I do let myself get angry at them I'm like 'Soo... you're going to come in here, to a strip club, where we work, and tell the strippers they shouldn't be stripping?! Excuse me?! Who do you think you are!'

    Grrr. They think they can do what they like in a strip club because our fake indentities work in good and bad ways - they love the fantasy, but they also think they can say/do whatever they want because we're not real, we're just strippers...

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    Best thing is to just keep walking, especially if it's mid sentence. They are just trying to take out their own life's frustrations on you. I think that's the best come back, as actually saying something is giving up your precious time worth $$$$ to some ass. They are just trying to get some attention for free anyways. While walking away, "Hmm, lemme get back to you". Then let them watch you have a great time being the life of the party selling dances left and right.
    That's it, don't let them think you're there to listen to them so many times when guys start talking shit to me I just interupt them and say 'Yeeea... this one's not worth the money' and keep on walking loll

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    First, I can't really think of the last time I had to deal with something like that. Honestly the things I read on this site really make me wonder what the heck is going on. Apparently I don't really attract these guys or I deal with them too quick to recall.

    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    The best thing to do it is immediately stand up, walk away and go tell all the other girls you're friendly with about the ass bag in question. Then even if he wants a dance, he can't get one. Works like a charm, especially if you tell them all to say "Oh YOU'RE the guy who hates stripper! Got it. HEY SUNSHINE [whatever dancer is within ear shot]! This one is the pig!". Exaggerated pointing is always a bonus.
    Ditto, I used to do that almost exactly verbatim. Any time a customer gave me problems I told others so they could avoid wasting their time with the customer as well. This always worked really well for me in the past. Now days the minute I can sense something ridiculous is about to start I nick it in the butt & leave before the customer has the chance to waste any more of my time.
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    there's nothing you can say. nothing will make them feel bad about themselves. they don't see you as a human being. if you respond, you're like an obnoxious chihuaha they can laugh at.

    a lot of guys who go to clubs these days only go to hurt and/or piss off strippers. some are actually total masochists who want to make you punish them, but since they objectify strippers too, you won't make them spend money by telling them you're a person. lol.

    either way, they best response is to just walk away. i have a temper, and it's hard to take my own advice. it always hurts my money. always make more when i just walk away from the douchebags.

    think of them as internet trolls IRL. don't feed the trolls.

    and btw, it's actually a pretty big pua technique, among the more scummy variety. you talk smack to girls to see who reacts, who tries to defend herself. must qualify potential victims. if a girl just laughs and walks away, she isn't a good victim. this isn't negging, just for the record. it mostly appears in the form of saying something mean about women (or a type of woman: strippers, americans, attractive, feminists, etc), as if we're all the same, so the potential victim will try to prove that he's wrong, and that it isn't true about her, her friends, etc. then he knows she's a good victim who'll bend over backwards to prove that she's nice. i'm embarrassed to say i fell for this when i was younger (because i grew up being told i was bad, and trying to prove i wasn't, not because i was otherwise insecure about myself, which is why other pua shit generally never worked on me). stuff like peacocking and negging get all the attention, even though they're pretty minor. i think the puas put stuff like that out there so no one will look deeper into the genuine mindgames they play. neuro-linguistic programming, hypnotism, and just plain psychology is really big in that community. anyone who says it's just about helping shy guys get dates is either kidding themselves or lying. it's all about mindfucking someone so you can use them.
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    "I dont need a dance babe, iv'e got a girlfriend to give them to me"
    i laugh and sweetly say "Oh silly, she doesnt look like THIS!" (points at self)
    and if they continue
    "Actually she's better"
    "Hehehe oh you're funny!! keep telling yourself that!"
    the giggle needs to be authentic.

    "But, why do you strip? i mean all these creepy old guys, what other work do you do?"
    "Well i just can't help it! i love to be naked! why dont you find out how much fun i have and come for a lap dance?"

    Those cheap ass fucks around the stage just watching, i slap my garter, fake yawn, and stare them down and the big one-
    'HEY YOU! come here! Put the strip in strip club!'

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    There are customers I recognize now as time wasters/rude/cheap/psychologically unstable/assholes and I get a kick out of pretending they are invisible whenever I walk the floor. I'm collecting tips but I walk right past them BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I really do love my fucking job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post
    there's nothing you can say. nothing will make them feel bad about themselves. they don't see you as a human being. if you respond, you're like an obnoxious chihuaha they can laugh at.
    Not necessarily. With guys in a group if you target the right one and cut him down the others are horrified into silence. I like to target the highest ranking guy and cut him to size. Any guys who secretly don't like the alpha male will smile and generally are open to dances with you. Score.

    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post
    a lot of guys who go to clubs these days only go to hurt and/or piss off strippers. some are actually total masochists who want to make you punish them, but since they objectify strippers too, you won't make them spend money by telling them you're a person. lol.

    either way, they best response is to just walk away. i have a temper, and it's hard to take my own advice. it always hurts my money. always make more when i just walk away from the douchebags.

    think of them as internet trolls IRL. don't feed the trolls.

    and btw, it's actually a pretty big pua technique, among the more scummy variety. you talk smack to girls to see who reacts, who tries to defend herself. must qualify potential victims. if a girl just laughs and walks away, she isn't a good victim. this isn't negging, just for the record. it mostly appears in the form of saying something mean about women (or a type of woman: strippers, americans, attractive, feminists, etc), as if we're all the same, so the potential victim will try to prove that he's wrong, and that it isn't true about her, her friends, etc. then he knows she's a good victim who'll bend over backwards to prove that she's nice. i'm embarrassed to say i fell for this when i was younger (because i grew up being told i was bad, and trying to prove i wasn't, not because i was otherwise insecure about myself, which is why other pua shit generally never worked on me). stuff like peacocking and negging get all the attention, even though they're pretty minor. i think the puas put stuff like that out there so no one will look deeper into the genuine mindgames they play. neuro-linguistic programming, hypnotism, and just plain psychology is really big in that community. anyone who says it's just about helping shy guys get dates is either kidding themselves or lying. it's all about mindfucking someone so you can use them.
    So true. Those are some screwed up, angry guys.
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    You don't need to make guys feel stupid you just have to let them know what's up.

    Don't hurl insults to them. Remind them that they are in a "gentlemen's club" and their antics will not be tolerated.




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    One time I asked a customer at the tip rail if he was ready for his good night dance (we were 4 minutes from closing), this is the dialogue:

    ME: "Hey, you're ready for your good night lap dance now, right?"
    CUSTOMER: "I find you incredibly attractive, but I feel like I would be incredibly disappointed"
    ME: "Oh, well that's good because I find you incredibly unattractive and was only talking to you to take your money. Good night! *wink*"

    Another instance:
    ME: "Hello again, now we're ready to go get me naked, aren't we?"
    CUSTOMER: "Actually, I've decided to stay celibate tonight"
    ME: *frown* "How do you spell celibate?"
    CUSTOMER: "S- - -"
    ME: "WRONG!!! C-E-L-I-B-A-T-E" *winks and walks away*
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    There really should be no reason why you should EVER get yourself worked up over ANY man who steps foot in a strip club. Control your emotions and move on to the next victim and take all your anger and frustration out on him by taking every last $ then force him to go to the atm and spend more. Your peaceful mind while at work is much more precious than firing your sharp tongue off at someone (who most likely doesn't give two shits about you) and wasting precious time and energy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    There are customers I recognize now as time wasters/rude/cheap/psychologically unstable/assholes and I get a kick out of pretending they are invisible whenever I walk the floor. I'm collecting tips but I walk right past them BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I really do love my fucking job.
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    Dont forget...if you have a good rapport w your coworkers at the club, drop a little line to them to let them know that they are running game. They will get completely ignored by any decent girl. The only girls that will talk to them are the ugly annoying anchors that won't leave their side and will make them have the most miserable time possible....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    The best thing to do it is immediately stand up, walk away and go tell all the other girls you're friendly with about the ass bag in question. Then even if he wants a dance, he can't get one. Works like a charm, especially if you tell them all to say "Oh YOU'RE the guy who hates stripper! Got it. HEY SUNSHINE [whatever dancer is within ear shot]! This one is the pig!". Exaggerated pointing is always a bonus.
    LOL!!!! I LOVE that! I did something like that once to a guy who was a complete ass bag. Only I went as far as getting girls off his lap and talking badly about his ass right in front of him.

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    When I would have to deal with the issue of being on stage and having 1 or 2 dick bags at my rack, boring holes into one of my body parts with their eyes with no paper on the rack, I would do this (if it was fairly slow): I'd hop off my stage, go up to the DJ booth, grab the mic and impolitely state, "Stop shoplifting the pussy motherfuckers!"
    Side note: this was @ a club where I had a great rapport with the staff and the staff would generally always back their dancers up. On one occasion a Hispanic fellow decided to stick his fingers in his drink and flick the liquid on me while I was on stage. I calmly placed my 7" Lucite heel in the middle of the trick's forehead and pushed him backwards out of his chair. The bouncers dragged the fucker out.

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    ^ trick?
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