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    Default I am the world's most late-to-the-table inventor

    I swear, I've had probably a dozen ideas for inventions that, upon research, have already been invented.

    My latest idea was a bag of artificial peas...like as an ice pack for injuries.

    Great idea, right? I thought so.

    Apparently do did Jenny Jonnson, who patented it in 1991.

    If it were 2010, I'd just be coming up with the light bulb.

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    Default Re: I am the world's most late-to-the-table inventor

    Well don't give up! At least you're one of the types who's making yourself useful. Can you find the patent info somewhere online?
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    Default Re: I am the world's most late-to-the-table inventor

    Just keep believing and doing and you will get your dreams.Attachment 27000

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    Default Re: I am the world's most late-to-the-table inventor

    I thought the same thing about combo sun block and bug spray. I had never seen it before until I thought of it and then the next week I saw it at CVS

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    Default Re: I am the world's most late-to-the-table inventor

    Quote Originally Posted by AriahsPariah View Post
    Well don't give up! At least you're one of the types who's making yourself useful. Can you find the patent info somewhere online?
    Yes, the US Patent Office has a search function. Anyone can use it. It's not very user-friendly but it can be done.

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    Default Re: I am the world's most late-to-the-table inventor

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    I swear, I've had probably a dozen ideas for inventions that, upon research, have already been invented.

    My latest idea was a bag of artificial peas...like as an ice pack for injuries.

    Great idea, right? I thought so.

    Apparently do did Jenny Jonnson, who patented it in 1991.

    If it were 2010, I'd just be coming up with the light bulb.
    Yeah...i have a lot of ideas also......patenting them might be a good idea.

    I am always thinking that what if the people who make bread actually pre-cut the bread before packaging it....so instead of the consumer getting the whole loaf that they have to cut themselves.....they can just reach in and pull out one or 2 uniform pieces.

    Still working on the name though......'cutup bread'.....'severed bread'....something like that.


    it would be the greatest thing....

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    Default Re: I am the world's most late-to-the-table inventor

    Keep $15,000 handy. That's about what it will cost you to get a patent on a new idea.

    It shocks me that there is anything that HASN'T already been invented.

    I want to invent sex toys for women - anyone interested in testing them?
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    ^ And, just getting the patent is not good enough. You also need keep $1 million handy, because that's how much you need for an infomercial... But, that's all you need - one patent, one infomercial - and you'll be raking in the cash.

    I want to invent sex toys/equipment for women that make them do cardio and work-out their abs and glutes, while they get their erotic zones stimulated - so they can get fit and get off at the same time... This is taking the strip-aerobics and pole-fitness to the next level.

    I'm thinking fitness equipment with vibrating and thrusting parts. The more effort you put into your workout, the more rewarded you get.

    Damn, someone thought about that too -- http://www.xvideos.com/video188297/bicycle_onani
    http://www.tube8.com/fetish/babe-fuc...ampaign=Exxtra
    Last edited by jack0177057; 07-01-2011 at 09:20 PM.
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